So school is out for the Summer and I figured a visit home wouldn’t be to bad of a idea. I’m honestly glad that I did. So someone must of forgot to tell my brother that I was going to be coming home. I knew he was home cause he car was in the driveway. I left myself in and I could hear the tv on upstairs. It wasn’t until I got near his door that I could make out he was watching porn. *Giggle* I only opened the door cause I was curious what my brother was packing he is always talking himself up. But once I opened the door and saw him jerking his hand up and down about just a inch II couldn’t hold in the laughter. I couldn’t even see his cock. Completely hidden by his hand. He was so embarrassed he just shut down. *Giggle* Honestly maybe he was suppose to be a girl, my clit gets bigger then that little sausage.
Category: Phone humiliation
My Brother’s Got A Tiny Secret
A Princess Isn’t Free
I love going out dancing with friends or even just one my own. I love finding a cute tight outfit and going out. Teasing guys with my body as we grind on the dance floor. I caught the eye of this loser last night he attempted to get me to give him a private dance in the back. I asked him what I got in return and he thought he was hot shit. His sad offer was his big hard cock. I laughed right in his stupid face. If cock was worth a damn I would be rich as hell just walking down the street. My time isn’t free especially not to a complete stranger who thinks dick will buy my time. Something tells me his cock wasn’t even worth the hype he was giving it, after he got so butt hurt over my rejection. A man with a real cock wouldn’t have cared one bit if I wouldn’t give him my time for free. Sorry but I’m a princess I respond well to money and gifts. If it doesn’t benefit me, why waste the time? Trust me if all I wanted was cock I wouldn’t need to go to a sleaze dance club to find it loser.
Beach Trip
It took some convincing but I got one of my Daddy’s to agree to letting me take his credit card and go off with my friends for week for a very fun filled vacation. So we are going all out for this fantastic slutfest we have planned. We spent all this afternoon trying on cute little bikinis and slutty little outfits to go dancing in. Giggling and taking pics of each other, thinking of all the kinky stuff we could get into the upcoming week. We decided we wanted to find two very hung guys to fool around with, all three of us. Surely that wouldn’t be hard we are super hot dirty young girls willing to try anything why wouldn’t they want to give our bald cunnys a ride.
Small Dick Humiliation
Small dick humiliation is something a cock size queen is good at giving. I did a call with a guy yesterday who was so small it was like his dick was invisible. It was a micro penis. A turtle hiding in its shell. He sent me pictures. It was hard to contain my laughter. I have seen small dicks, but I think this was the smallest dick I have ever not seen. It was so small I couldn’t see it with cheaters on. I had to share the photos with my fellow phone sex sluts. They all got a good laugh. Then we talked about how sad it must be to be him. Girls don’t want to fuck him. They don’t want to marry him either. He knew he was small. He was self aware at least. I asked him why he was calling. He likes candid women. He didn’t need phone sex therapy. He knew he had a micro dick. He just enjoyed the laughter of a sexy mature woman. When you have a micro dick, you don’t have many options with the ladies. You can be a cuckold. You can be a sissy. You can be entertainment. Do you have a micro penis? I could us another good laugh.
Overcompensating For Sure
Let me tell you about the most wonderful date with the most embarrassing ending! So this rich old guy I want to say 60’s, I don’t know nor care. He had the dough so I was ready to go. He’s been showering me with gifts and even offering to help my expenses just to go out with him. So I thought why not, I got to give him a little something before he leaves and takes his wallet with him. So I get picked up by his driver, I get flowers he tells me how pretty I am. Like, duh? Go to a fantastic steakhouse, I tease him a bit with my feet running up and down his leg. I convince him to go back to his house. So I can take care of him, and for him to write me a little allowance check of course. We get there, I’m excited and he seems quite overjoyed. We get inside and he sits down and pulls out his checkbook. I try to be cute and start to unzip his pants. Figured he could watch my head bobbing while he writes the check. His cock is very small, I assume maybe he’s a grower. I start to lick and suck with all my normal tricks it gets hard but no bigger. Which is whatever he’s rich, I’ll deal with the small gerkin. Then he says “That’s right baby, choke on it”. Well I certainly choked alright, but from laughing to hard