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Exhibitionist sex with my new tress friend!

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I love trees, don’t you? Sometimes I get so horny and I feel like I am needing to cum. Well I mentioned I like trees right? Well I am custom making my own person fuck tree statue. I am going to carve the perfect man and dick and put it standing up in my room.

I am going to make his cock 12 inches long. I went and picked the perfect tree, cut it down, and begin my carving. It is perfect! I mean the face and details aren’t all that great, but that branch is perfect. I was able to mold it into the most perfect cock. I am going to try it out tonight.

I do not usually use rubbers, but hey- just in case I do not want any splinters. I put that rubber on that stiff hard long molded tree trunk( no pun intended). I lift my leg up and puncture my pussy hole. It feels so good, I love fucking my little pink wet pussy. I can fuck it as hard as I want, I just hope I don’t brake it!

Happy tree day, I hope everyone can maybe be as fortunate as me. Go hug a tree, and while your at it, maybe fuck it to!

A tip for the moving man

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I was moving and hired a moving company to help me. Right off the bat I noticed one guy who was checking me out. And he was pretty fine himself. He asked me where I wanted at my bedroom furniture to go and I showed him the way to my master bedroom. The crew got the job done pretty quickly and I paid them and on their way they went. While I was at home unpacking later that evening I heard a knock on the door. Much to my surprise it was the hunk that I had my eyes on from the moving company. He made some corny excuse as to why he was coming back by but I seen right through it. So I invited him in. While you’re here could I bug you to assemble my bed for me? I asked. Of course I would love too. So he went to work on that and I finished doing what I was doing. He was pretty fast at putting it together. Now let;s get down to the real reason why you came over. I laid on my bed and spread my legs wide open. Is this what you wanted? And he dove head first into my pussy licking and sucking me until I came several times all over his face. When he was done it looked like he was a drowned rat. Your turn I said, and I pushed him down on the bed grabbing his cock and shoving it deep into my mouth. He would cry out every time I held him deep into my throat. He was trying his best to hold back not wanting to look like a minute man. but he just couldn’t help it. I am one of the best cock suckers around and he finally broke free busting in my mouth. Filling me up with that hot sticky load. Now there’s your tip I said with a smile. Come again!

Should I keep him in the friend zone?

Sexy chicks

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 I was at a party this weekend and it was all girls. We got a bus that took us all over town and they catered to us wanting to be whores. We were all so horny and drunk sliding up and down the poles and grinding on one another. Our pussies were so wet that when the bus finally stopped at destinations we did not even bother to get out. All of us had so much fun, we started to make out with one another and before we knew it we were all fucking one another’s pussy holes. Eventually the bus driver came to see why we were not getting off the bus, he immediately got a rock solid hard dick looking at all of us get dirty. We all looked at one another, knowing that we should get him and fuck his brains out. He said earlier that he has a wife, but who the fuck cares- he has a cock!

Waiting For Your Cock

GFE phone sexI love getting dressed up for you every day before you come home. I always make sure to have on something sexy, my hair done, and my makeup perfect. I love doing it because you always show me how much you appreciate my efforts. How could I not be ready to fuck you as soon as you walk in the door? Your sensuous lips run all over my body, kissing me from head to toe, licking and sucking all the most sensitive parts. Your touch gets me so turned on. My body quivers at your every touch.

Milf phone sexMy hot pussy is dripping as I wait for your rock hard cock to enter me. I love the way you fill me. You stroke in and out sensually, bringing me to a completeness I have never felt before you. Won’t you please hurry home to me baby?

Sexy chat with my ex

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I may have never said this but when I turned of legal age I did something foolish. I married a dude way older then me and ran away with him and I quickly regretted it. His cock wasn’t tiny, and that is the only thing he had going for himself. I do not even know I put up with him, being three months into it I had to book it. I ran faster then ever away from him. He was such a loser and such a dead beat. Well ironically- yesterday was “ex spouse” day and just when I thought I am set in my life and I will never see his face again, to my surprise I was wrong. I was in a store and of course he purposely bumps into me. He is such a pansy. I know what his ass does in his spare time. He would have me make him wear my undies, shoved things up his ass, and just for the hell of it I would take pictures of him being a complete loser bitch and I would threaten to show everyone. As u can tell he was a lousy excuse of  a “man” and I had no problem letting him know that. He was no better the a doormat that has wet shit on it. I really wish I would have kept those photos now since he decided to pop back in my life. He had a raging hard dick as he tried to sweet talk me. My goodness, so super pathetic! So what do I do you ask? I took advantage of the situation and I was meaner then I have ever been to him, and yes I have picture and video proof. Now I will just nuke him for his money and if he doesn’t cooperate with my ever wanting need, you better bet your ass everyone will get to see how much of a complete pathetic, worthless, cowardly mother fucker he is. And plus my pussy gets soaking wet very often, so I’ll make sure he watches me get fucked by a much manlier cock, only to have him clean up the cream pie mess inside me after.

Cocksucking Phone Sex with Ramona

great blowjobsAnytime I can fill all my orifices I am johnny on the spot. Well two out of three isn’t bad especially when one of them fillers is a big black cock. My most favorite type of cock. The girth and the length is a feeling I cannot describe as it enters into my pussy, ass, or mouth. I love the challenge of being able to suck that entire monster into my mouth and making it disappear into my throat and looking up to see the contentment and surprise that this white bitch just swallowed his black snake all the way to the point of his balls resting on my chin. Then to have a cock fucking me from behind helping to shove that cock down my throat with each thrust he pushed me forward makes my pussy just drip with my juices. I brought that big black cock to a near explosion then I made them trade holes. The sound he let out when that over sized fuck rod entered my tight little pussy hole had me thinking he nutted instantly. I just kept sucking this averaged size cock that is not fucking my mouth. Ramming my face with force as he is pushing me back on to this mans big black fuck rod. He couldn’t hold off long because I felt the warm rush of his nut shooting off the inside of my pussy walls. Right in sync I was then being filled on the other end swallowing the hot load of the other guy.

Forced crossdressing

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So there is this hot guy but I found out he is a little bitch, I may have forced crossdressing on him. But do not get me wrong he liked it. I invite him over so we can hangout and have some fun. We see my next door neighbor outside checking his mail. I of course am a woman and have a pussy so I check the guy out. I wanted to see if he has a big cock.

Well to my surprise I look beside me and there is my friend also staring a little too long checking out his nether regions. I was a little shocked so I told him that there was only room for one bitch in this house and if he wants to be one he needs to prove himself. I look down and he automatically gets a stubby in his pants. How cute, I giggled. Alright bitch follow me. I show him to my closet where I pick out the most wonderful pink fluffy dress that has frills all over.

I tell him to tell me how much of a whore he is as he puts on his new outfit. I pick out some pink heals and have him put them on. I find some puffy white panties and make him put them on over his back door pussy and his wittle nub. I tell him that he is pathetically pretty. I mean come on, start acting like a little preppy bitch, do not hold back. I tell him to say in his best girly voice that he is a cock sucking, cock loving whore. I tell him how to suck a dick and get him a banana to practice on. What a little bitch he is! The good news is- is that he has potential being a cock sucking whore.

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Erotic Roleplaying As The Naughty Maid

erotic roleplayingI love living out your fantasies with you. You had told me how your parents had a really hot maid when you were younger and all your teen years, you wanted to get a piece of that sweet ass but you were too shy to go for it. You come home and find me dressed as you had described the maid’s dress, a cute short black number with stockings. I told you to call me Arabella since that was your maid’s name. I told you to relax after your hard day at work and get comfortable. I brought you a drink as you sat down in your favorite chair. As I turn to walk away, you smack my panty clad bottom with your bare hand and I giggle as I try to shimmy away. You have caught me and you bring me down in your lap, telling me how hot you are for your French maid. Naughty maid phone sexYou run your hands all over my body as if memorizing every curve and plane with your hands. You easily remove my short black dress, leaving me clad in my sexy undergarments, hosiery, and heels. You remove my bra and caress my breasts causing me to whimper. I am but putty in your strong hands.  You take my nipple into your mouth and move your hand to my panties. They are damp and you remove them, inhaling their aroma, before tossing them to the side. You move to the other nipple and you slip a finger deep inside of me. I am aching for you. I can feel you cock straining under me and I move to unbutton your pants. You stand long enough to remove them and they drop to the floor. As you sit, you position me atop you and I impale myself on your rock hard cock. I ride your cock sensually until we are both lost in orgasm, you filling my body with your warm seed.

Oui, oui, I will be your French Maid any day of the week.

Making History with Ramona

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I had a client tonight who is a history teacher. A very sexy history teacher might I add. I am not used to having clients who are so easy on the eyes reason being they have to pay for the company of a woman. That is my experience more often than not. Tonight was an exception that was for sure. He showed me a lovely night out on the town and at the end of the night he gave me my own personal tutoring session. We were like teenagers sneaking into the school as he guided me to his classroom. We started stripping off our clothes. Once we reached his room he threw me up on his desk and started devouring my tits. Sucking my nipples into his mouth one after the other. I could feel my pussy getting so wet and even more so I felt his hard cock growing in his pants. I wasted not another minute and I unleashed that monster right into my mouth where it belonged. He grabbed a hold of my head and guided me up and down on his throbbing rod. More than less controlling my speed trying not to cum to quickly. I was forcefully wrapping my lips around his shaft sucking him so hard into my mouth. It drove him crazy when I would hold my head all the way down on his fuck stick keeping him buried in my throat. He would quickly lift me up off of him so I knew he was getting close to nutting. Next thing I knew he was laying me across his desk on my back. I could hear all his papers hitting the floor as he spread my legs apart pinning them behind my head. He took his throbbing cock and slapped my slippery swollen clit with it. Then forcefully shoved it in my tight wet fuck hole. Pounding me with that meat slapping his balls of my ass. He grabbed my hips hoisting me up even further onto him then with one hard thrust he erupted inside of my pussy. If history class was this fun in high school I would have had straight A’s.