The best phone sex is not political! I am a mature sexy woman and I know how important it is to vote. I hope you are registered to vote, but I do not care if you are a Democrat or a Republican or an independent. All I care is that you vote, and you have a big cock. Politics have no business in the bedroom. But here is my two cents. If you do not vote, you cannot bitch about politics. I only fuck men who cast their vote. You can have a monster cock, but if you are too lazy to do your civic duty and still feel the you have the right to bitch about who is in office, you can walk your fine ass and cock out my door. This is the best phone sex and I want the best men. Men mistake me often for some dimwitted blonde. I have a Ph.D. in Psychology. I teach college. I did phone sex almost two decades ago as research and extra income when I was in grad school. I wanted a window into the minds of horny men and learn their perversions. Turns out I love the perversions of men. I am a phone therapist, but around election time, men feel the need to bitch about politics. The first question I always ask when someone makes small talk about politics is if they are registered to vote and if they vote. One thing in this world we can do for free is vote. Fucking is rarely free, LOL. Talking to me is never free, but it is worth every penny because I am honest with you. If you have a small dick, I will tell you. If you are a selfish lover, I will tell you. If you are better suited to be a sissy or a cuckold, I will tell you that too. I will also call you out on your bullshit like bitching about your cheating wife when you cannot satisfy her or bitching about politics when you do not vote. The best phone sex tells you the truth. Now, get your ass registered to vote and call me for an escape from politics.
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My Sisters Husband
My sister is such a bitch and I hate the way she treats her husband!
He is so good to her and works so hard and she is just mean and ungrateful. I would love to take her clit and just twist it until she screams!
But she would probably like it.
I thought it was about time I show him how a man should be treated! So I told him that I had a rupture in my plumbing that needed to be fixed and asked him to come over!
I put on a tight short dress and conveniently left off the panties! He as laying under the sink and I thought I should fix him dinner while he was there so I was working above the sink just waiting for him to slide out and get a good look at my smooth pussy that was waiting just inches from his face!
I was getting so wait at just the thought of fucking him that I was practically dripping by the time he slide out and I dripped a small spot of my honey right on his lips!
He stared at me as he licked his mouth clean and then his cock grew so big!
He stood up and put me up on the counter and started laying pipe right there! Oh, his meat was so hard and his pounding was so strong! How could my stupid sister not be fucking him everyday?!
I loved the way it felt when his balls were slapping my ass as he was slamming my sweet cunt!
I wanted to devour him! I could tell he was about to explode so I hopped off the counter and squatted in front of him and slurped all my cream off his meat as I took every inch of it in my mouth!
Then the flood gates slammed open and, what felt lake a decades worth of cum, erupted in my mouth!
He tasted so yummy that I swallowed every drop and cleaned his cock as well!
Do I feel bad for my sister? No! She has never appreciated what a good man she had. Not like I do!
Princess Phone Sex Pussy
Beautiful women have power over men, that much I know. Tonight you came home exhausted from work and had one thing on your mind. My perfect princess pussy! But you have been neglecting me! And you know I left your son for you! What is a lonely woman to do, you leave me for hours nad think that a diamond ring will make it all better? I mean it helps, yes, but I need attention. I need my pussy licked and A big fat dick pounding me. You always had stamina in the bed room, but that hot young son of yours can fuck me for hours. Did you think I wouldn’t go crawling back into his bed? Or across the back seat of his car? You try to make it up to me and I spread my legs and you begin licking me. By your moans I know you have discovered the hot cum load left in my pretty shaved pussy. You devour me like Your last meal. We both say nothing as you pull me on top and bite my hard nipples. I taste the cum on your lips and giggle as you impale me with a fever frenzy I have never known from you. Your breath in my ear whispers that with age comes a longing for the taboo, you will be my cheating slut! Yes, My love I can have my cake and you eat it too! I make sure to suck you off before and after work and go find me a hot stud to fuck me, we can discuss it when you are fucking me. Cuckolding is not just for small dicked me you know!
Phone Sex Therapy Might Just Be What You Need
Hey baby. How are you? If you answered with anything other than “great” it’s time for some phone sex therapy. I know you might not think jerking off over the phone will cure what ails you, but that’s because you haven’t talked to me before. I am instinctively good at figuring out what kind of things you need and giving them to you without any hesitation or judgment. It doesn’t matter what gets you excited. I’ll give it to you with a smile on my face. I have often said that if everyone in the world got what they needed sexually, then the entire world would be different.
So tell me what I can do for you today. Do you need to talk to me about that girl you wish you’d gotten to fuck when you were younger? A lot of men call me to talk about the one that got away. I know that might not sound like something you’d need phone sex therapy for, but if she’s someone like a cousin, sister, auntie, or even your mom – well, chances are you haven’t gotten to talk to anyone about it before. But I’m here for you – ready and willing. All you have to do is call.
Part time lovers
Jonathan was about sixteen years my senior but didn’t stop me from wanting him. He made me feel so good so when he asked to fly me out you know I had to. I got to the airport as I waited for him and we walked to his car. It’s been so long as we started to drive I pulled his dick out and started to suck his dick. I could tell he enjoyed it because he started swerving. His dick was medical we got inside and he sat me on the table and ate me like I was what’s for dinner. I begged for his cock and he fucked me hard. he fucked me so good I was running from his huge cock. He pulled me back and began to eat my pussy from behind and started eating my ass. He loved my pussy and he treated it good. I think about these moments until I remember he has a wife and just waits until next time when he is mine for the night.
Backseat Bagger
It has been a while since I fucked a young cock but when I saw the bulge in the pants of that grocery store bagger, I knew I had to see what was in those pants!
There is just something about these young boys that gets my pussy percolating! And I treat them way better than those cock tease whores they hang around with in school. I love showing them how a girl should treat a man!
When he finished loading my bags in the car, I told him that I was short on cash but I think I saw a five dollar bill in the back seat. I opened the door and got on all fours in the back set and my short skirt exposed more than my ass as I waved it in the air! Ooops, silly me! I totally forgot to put on panties this morning!
My pussy was glistening from the moist juices that were already running down my thigh and his cock was about to tear the seam in his khakis!
He yanked his pants down and plunged his young thick meat deep inside my dripping pussy with his hands latching onto my hips and pulling me hard against his cock!
It felt so good to be fucked so hard with that young bare cock! Just skin on skin!
He must have been used to those younger girls because he started to pull out just as he was about to explode! Then my tight pussy clenched that thick cock and I told him he better fill up my cunt!
Mama’s on birth control and she is craving cum!