I’m not supposed to but I brought my toy to work with me today. It makes the calls so much more fun and the guys love it when I put the phone down there and let them hear my pussy juices. They get so much more into it and they cum so hard that I hear the sperm drops hitting the phone and the floor. One of my favorite guys calls in while fucking his wife. He always slaps her ass so hard that I hear it loudly and she creams so much it is clear that he is deep dicking her just how a man should. He asks me how I want him to fuck her then describes how he is pounding her pussy or how she is blowing his cock. I hear her slurping and moaning and it makes my pussy so wet. I feel bad charging him because I feel like the customer. Then he waits for me to cum on the phone and hangs up. I hope he calls today; I’m going to fuck my pussy with this dildo just like he is fucking her. I fucking love my job.
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Fruit Salad
Yesterday, I had simply the best phone sex with a traveling salesman! A young man knocked on my door, selling fruit baskets. He had an uncommon accent for around where I’m from, so I asked if he was from Australia.
“No, ma’am, I’m a Kiwi.”
“Ah, New Zealand, then?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Well, why don’t you come in and get out of this heat for a moment. I just made some lemonade.”
“You’re a peach, ma’am, that would be great. It’s fucking hot out here. Whoops! Beg pardon.”
I laughed, and invited him in. Once in the kitchen, I poured him that lemonade, and I started peeling a banana for myself. He started eyeing me speculatively.
“I don’t mean to be rude, ma’am, but it’s been a long time since someone has popped your cherry, am I right?”
“You could say so.” I began eating the phallic fruit. He couldn’t take his eyes off of me.
“Would you, um, be available for a date sometime?”
“When?”
“… now?”
I put down the banana, knelt down before him, and began removing his shorts. Inside, I found a lovely cock, much thicker than the banana I’d been gobbling moments ago. I reached underneath and began massaging the balls the size of small plums as I sucked and stroked away. Soon, a currant of pleasure shuddered through him, and I felt his orgasm before he shot his load into my mouth.
“Wow, you’re as hot as a chili pepper, ma’am.”
“Chili pepper? Wait, what? I thought we were doing fruit!”
“Eh, tomato, tomahto.”
Exhibitionist Sex Slut Gives Great Blowjobs at a Rock Concert Thanks to Legalized Chronic
A friend of mine scored us tickets to see Neil Young this weekend. I am an old school rock chick. Students for years have been trying to get me to listen to Hip-Hop, Rap and modern country, all of which make me want to hurt people. We put on some super sexy hippie dresses, scored some good chronic and went to enjoy the evening with a classic rocker. I have not gotten high in awhile. Now that it is legal, I can’t lose my job. Fuck, the legalized shit is strong.
We both felt like we were on an acid trip, which isn’t bad. Some college hunks were in the pit next to us. They too were toking some strong funk. A sexy cougar like me, attracts young studs everywhere. Now, I’m usually mindful of my surroundings when I decide I want some cock. I like exhibitionist sex, just when cops are in eyesight I tend to be more careful. I was too high to give a fuck about consequences. I blew those boys in the pit of a Neil Young concert. Down on my needs, higher than a kite, giving great blowjobs while I listened to Neil croon “Old Man.”
A small crowd had gathered around me, I thought to shield me from the cop, but they wanted in on the action. I figured good taste in music warranted my oral skills. I got blow banged by about 50 dudes at a rock concert. I felt like I was at Woodstock. My girlfriend decided to help when she saw the size of some of those cocks going down my throat. I think I swallowed more sperm than a porn star that night. Hell, I even blew the cop. Any guy within 100 feet of the stage got head from the best phone sex slut around. I slept like a baby when we got home. Still high with a belly full of cum means I sleep well. Of course I woke up, got high again and went searching for more cocks to slurp. I’m on summer vacation after all.
Mature Phone Sex Slut Workouts
This mature phone sex slut believes in keeping her body in good shape. Not that I don’t have a great body, but when you are over 40, you have to work harder to keep it in hot shape. My daughter got me a membership to this personal training studio in town as an early birthday present. Turning out to be the best present ever. My trainer is Sven, a hot young thing who loves cougars. Lucky me.
When we work out it is just us in the studio, so we can get creative with working out my body. He loves to see me sweat; he loves to make me sweat. I have become very fond of squats over his cock. I really feel the burn in my thighs as I am squatting up and down repeatedly over his young hard cock full of cum. Today he had me squatting over his cock while doing arm curls to work my upper and lower body together.
I finally asked him, how my daughter came to find him for me. Not that it really matters, I’m loving his brand of total body fitness, but I was curious if I was sharing a cock my daughter has fucked. Turns out they did fuck when in college together, but he prefers MILFs, so she said she knew the hottest older woman in town. And, here I am getting fucked better than I have in a long time thanks to my daughter. Don’t get me wrong, I love cock my own age, just finding one that prefers me over my hot daughter is challenging. She says she has the same issue. The young studs she hooks up with ultimately want me more.
We are each other’s wingman. She gets my hamme downs , and get hers. Win win. Anyone who thinks I am too old for them doesn’t know what they are missing.
Cocksucking Lessons from a Pro
Belle heard I gave the best phone sex in the neighborhood, so she came over for some cocksucking lessons. She said her boyfriend Joe wasn’t happy with the way she’d been pleasing him, and she asked if I would give her some pointers.
So, I invited Belle over, as well as Eric, a young man I’d met at the grocery store who had been kind enough to, um, check me out. They came over, and I started teaching Belle how to properly blow a man.
I showed her how to properly hold his cock, how to place it in her mouth, how to wrap her tongue around it, how to suck on it, how to deep throat it. How to suck it, how to swallow it, and how it was okay if she had to gag occasionally while she took it way down her throat.
Soon, I’m sure Belle will be doing cocksucking phone sex as well as the rest of us here. Until then, though, I gave her a little gift….
Sometimes, the Best Phone Sex Cums as a Surprise
They usually say that the best phone sex is the tantric type, where you spend the whole conversation fucking. But I have a caller, James, where we end up simply chatting the whole time, sometimes for hours, with not even a hint of flirting involved in our conversation. Okay, well, maybe a HINT. 🙂 But it was weeks of chatting, every few days, before we ever had sex.
We’d simply been chatting as usual, when suddenly it was as if a fever came over him. He interrupted me in the middle of a sentence by simply saying, “Whitney, I want you. I need you. Now. Please.” And he grabbed me by the back of the head and kissed me hard, grabbing my left tit as he did. His sudden passion overcame me as well, and I grabbed him back, left hand reaching behind him to pull him to me, right hand reaching down to find his hard cock, straining in his pants, aching to burst loose.
We couldn’t get our clothes off fast enough. We tore them off, and he impaled himself into me, driving that thick shaft of his, so full of need and longing, into my throbbing, juicy pussy. We both came in almost an instant, crying out for each other and screaming each other’s names.
A total surprise. But it ranks up there among the absolute best instances of phone sex I’ve ever had.
Mature Phone Sex Dating Stories
Have you ever had a hot date go awry? I finally snagged a date with this young stud who use to be a student of mine. He just graduated college, got a great job that pays way more than my salary. He looked me up to thank me for being such a great teacher. He admitted he had a crush on me for years, and now that he was a college graduate and no longer my student wanted to take me out. I had masturbated to this hot boy for years.
We had a great dinner. Came back to my place for wine and fun. We are getting busy on the couch. His cock is trying to escape his jeans so I unleashed his trouser snake. I’m giving the greatest blowjob of my life, he is moaning so sexy and his cock is responding to every touch with a throb. He flips me over to fuck me. I’m bent over the ottoman with his balls slapping my ass when I hear a meow. The kitten I am fostering has obviously strolled out of my bedroom to say hello. I don’t think anything of it, until Trey was like, “Umm that feels good, how you reaching your hand around to my balls?”
Before I could respond, he lets out a scream and leaps off me. When I turn around, I see my little fluff ball, claws out, clinging to his testicles. It looks like she is swinging from a vine. He is running around the house trying to dislodge her without losing a nut. I’m trying to calm him down, so I can remove the tiny pussy from his ball sack but he is in panic mode. He trips over the ottoman, falls backwards, and finally kitty scurries off, but his balls have some collateral damage. I administered first aid to his nuts and apologized profusely for the mood killer. I had hoped to drain his balls, not bandage them.
We had a good laugh actually. He was not angry, just a bit stunned. His cock was unharmed, so I gave it some TLC with my mouth as he fingered my cunt. We both came hard and laughed some more. My pussy twat blocked me, but once his nuts heal, he promised me a second date. Just I had to promise we would fuck at his place.