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The Greased Pole Climb

Sexy Ass PicIt is a holiday weekend and that means heading back to the trailer park to see the folks. There is the parade and the country fair this weekend which just means I will be helping mama with her pies for the bake off contest.

After an entire day of rolling out crust in a hot kitchen, it was nice to get to the festival and feel the breeze from all the spinning rides. After helping set out all the baked goods, I headed straight to the beer tent to see who was in this years greased pole climb. When I got there, they judges were handing out #’s to the teams but the fire men’s team was a member short so they were going to have to back out.

I could not let that happen! The winning team gets $600 and the fire men always donate theirs to charity. So I marched right up and offered my services. They all kinda laughed at first but I reminded them that I had already climbed each and every one of their own poles so I know my way around a slippery shaft!

Now the rules in our town is you can wear jeans or shorts, no shirt, no shoes. They pointed that out to me before I signed up but I had already had a few beers and it was for charity! Besides, who hasn’t seen my tits?

So we all stripped down and took turns rubbing crisco all over each other. A few of the guys were getting hard from rubbing me with down with shortening. I told them to just keep that thought, cus I might need that cock to pull my self up to the next set of shoulders!

The first guy took his position and wrapped himself around that huge round pole. The next guy climbed up on his shoulders and held tight. each of the five men climbed up those below until he was in the top position…then it was my turn to climb all five men and get to the top and ring that bell!

Talk about every girls fantasy! Five greasy men and me! And I get to climb each of their bodies…one…at…a…time!

So all greased up and armed with a mini skirt and a pair of thongs, I started my climb to the top. I got up the first two guys just fine but buy the third guy, I needed some help, so little Tommy Baker put his hand on my ass and gave me a shove! I am not sure if he meant to let his fingers slip inside my little cunt or if it was an accident but I can’t say I minded. I actually let my body slip a little so his fingers would go deeper inside me and stayed there for  just a few seconds longer.

It was more of the same as I continued up the mountain of men! I was finger fucked by each one of them and the entire county could see me dripping as my skirt flapped in the breeze at the top of that pole!

Needless to say, it was one hell of a climb and of course we won!

It was great helping out my boys and all for charity! But the reward came after it was over, when we all took a shower! I could tell you about that but I would not want their wives to find out! But I can certainly “show” you!Best Phone Sex

But it is so little!

sexy babe ophelia1I can’t help but laugh when he pulled down his pants! I couldn’t believe it! His little dick was smaller then my pinky. That is just so cute. A youngster would put him to shame. He thought I would even let him put that teenie weenie pee pee of his inside of one of my juicy forbidden holes. I told him to grab that little dick of his and rub it, rub it until he could make it look like it wasn’t so pathetic. As he rubbed that little stiffy of his I began to undress in front of him. I sat down and spread my legs wide, letting him see my perfect holes in which he couldn’t go inside of because he is just too small to get to ride this ride. Poor little one, if only you were maybe another 6 inches on top of that 4, but no, you are just to little for anyone to take seriously.

Smalls Boobs Make for the Best Phone Sex

small boobs hot gfeSmall boobs rule. Some tool tried to insult me and my girlfriend at the beach today. So we killed him with rhetoric. Gave him a litany of reasons why smaller boobs rock. I’m a smart chick. I know how to stand my ground. Medical researchers have suggested that my mouthful of boobs can give me more pleasure than large breasts. They are highly sensitive, thus very erotic for me. They have more motion and more feeling, which means more fun for me in the bedroom. Take that DD’s! Tiny boobs will make me look younger longer. No saggy ass titties hanging down at my knees for me.

Financially secure men are more attracted to chicks with tiny tatas, according to Psychology Today. That means I am far more likely to snag myself a sugar daddy than a big breasted gal. You know who else likes tiny tits? Healthy men who are in shape. That’s right loser. Those big titted chicks can have the fat fucks with no money. My small breasted girlfriends and I get the handsome guys with big wallets. Researchers also show that the same men who only like big breasted babes, also are sexiest pigs who view women as weak and meek. Nothing weak or meek about this tiny titted gal. I could see the expression on his face; he knew I was right. At this point, we had a small crowd around egging us on. Folks enjoy seeing a misogynistic asshole get a verbal ass whooping.

sexy breastsWe went on about smaller boobs being healthier and sexier. I will never have back or posture issues. I can wear anything I want and look sexy. The summer time I can go braless and backless. I can run on the beach and not hurt myself. You can fit all my yummy boobs in your mouth; more than a mouthful is a waste anyway. Your cum will decorate my tatas better. Small boobies make your cock look enormous.

One guy was so impressed with my take no shit attitude he asked me out. Imagine that. He was wealthy and handsome. He wined and dined me. Nothing misogynistic about him either. I let him fuck me on the first date too. Hung like a horse. He enjoyed my small sexy breasts. Sucked them, squeezed them, fondled them, fucked them and eventually came all over them. A sea of cum blasted my sexy barely B cups. I got to put a breast snob in his place and score a hot hung sugar daddy. Yeah, AAs rule over DDs every time.

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Sensual Phone sex with a slut

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    Sensual Phone sex with me is taking you to the zone of the forbidden. When I fuck you I come to tears. Your body responds to mine with an ever glow of power I didn’t know existed. I was thinking about all our conversations and how much I enjoy playing with my clit when you call. I would have to say some of the most enjoyable conversations with you are when you don’t talk at all and I can listen to the sound of your breathing. Remember I am teaching you the art of tantra and you learning that relaxation is not such a bad thing. You are the heart of my soul now and I would say with every date we have I closer to your presence. You love for me to swallow your cum and taste your asshole and that is ok. Your pleasure is my main concern. My accent of pleasure is the greatest gift you said.

     We had this dream that we would fly to Thailand and fuck under the moonlight river and I know now that will come true. Your hands provide a glow of our future and our conversations take flight in everything we say together. We can even discuss the best basketball games the night before and I would have to say with each passing conversation we get closer to the kinkiest shit I have ever talked about. I want to tell you everything and you do the same and I would say our romantic interludes will last until our next conversation. Well the phone is ringing and I am smiling I wonder what delights you hold in store for me today?

Happy Administrative Professionals Day from a Naughty Teacher

naughty teacher MILFToday was Administrative Professionals Day. As a teacher, I have a classroom assistant. Paul is young, fresh out of college, cute in that nerdy kind of way. Pretty sure he is hot for teacher. He is a great assistant, but he seems mesmerized by my boobs. He is always tongue tied around me; never makes eye contact; and pretty sure I have caught him with a boner in his pants. Since today was all about recognizing the assistants that help those in charge operate smoothly, I decided to give him a very special recognition.

sexy breasts hot for teacherI asked him to come to school about an hour earlier than usual. I wanted him there before any of the students arrived. I wore something extra sexy today just for him. His eyes just about popped out of his head when he walked in and saw me topless. I saw movement in his khakis and I liked what I saw. “Happy Administrative Professionals Day,” I said. “Now sit on the desk for your reward for being the best assistant ever.” I rubbed his cock through his pants until he had a total tent going on. I unleashed his hard cock and gave him a blow job worthy of a pro!

erotic roleplaying dirty milfI had just planned to blow him, but once I realized how big his cock was, I had to fuck him. I pushed him down on my chair, straddled him, and fucked the shit out of my assistant. He does have a thing for my breasts! He fondled and sucked them the entire time we fucked. He’s a tit man. I know it is naughty, but I wanted to fuck him on my desk. It was getting close to first bell, but I had the door locked. I had no idea he had such staying power. Most men can’t last long with a cougar like me. Once I started squeezing his cock with my tight pussy muscles, he lost control. Started dumping his load in my pussy.

I taught all day long with my assistant’s cum up my pussy, and he helped me all day with my cunt juice on his dick. Of course after school, we fucked some more. I think now I have a pussy assistant, which is just what every naughty teacher in her sexual prime needs.

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Treat me like I deserve!

Best phone sexAs much as I love to fuck, you know a girl has to be treated right too! You can’t just expect me to open my legs and spread my pussy for anyone who asks. You’ve got to show me nice things and be a sweetheart, at first at least, then you can slap me around and jam your monster cock in places you thought it would never fit. Everything has a price. Nothing in this world is free, not even pussy. Any respectable man knows that, and so does any girl with half of a brain. I understand the value of this firm ass, fat tits and tight pussy. You wouldn’t know it but I understand the economics of supply and demand, and what you demand I’m here to supply, but don’t think I’m not secretly begging for that cock down my throat because goddamn I want it so bad, but if I just give it up so easily I won’t seem like the good girl that I need to be.

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Shower time is me time. 

I have a few cuckold clients who like to sit and watch me while I’m in  the shower. 

I tie them up in a chair. 

I get in the shower dressed. 

I turn on the water and start to get wet.

Ill slowly pull my top off and throw it at him. 

Ill start rubbing my big tits with the shower head moving it down my body. 

Then Ill pull my panties down. 

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Bend over and touch my toes to give him a show of my beautiful pussy. 

I placed my fingers inside and started fucking myself. 

My bitch tied up in the chair started to moan. 

I know how to make his cock rock hard. 

I pulled my fingers out and sucked on them. 

I grabbed the shower head and pushed it against my pussy again. 

This time I started to moan. 

I told my bitch that the shower head fucked me better than he did. 

I held that shower head there until I came so fucking hard I fell to my knees weak. 

Roy!

Sexy BabeI had the BEST call today! Roy had been deployed for 9 months. On a ship. No women! Could you imagine??? No sex for 9 months???? I felt so bad for him. And I could hear the longing in his voice. I could hear the lust! And I could hear his hand stroking his cock! So hard and fast! I started telling him how wet my pussy was. How much I wanted his cock inside me. How badly I needed his dick! Begging Roy to shoot his load deep inside me! I could hear Roy was close to cumming. And so was I! Love playing with myself. It is so fucking hot hear the cock being stroked! Knowing I am about to make a man shoot his load everywhere! It is so hot! I started cumming so loud. And that pushed Roy right over the edge. Man I love my job! I get to be the biggest whore ever. And I make so many men happy doing it!

Romantic Ramona

Hairy Wet Pussy RamonaWho says romance is dead. Not I! They don’t call me Romantic Ramona for nothing! I love when I have a great guy with a great cock. Nice dinner and drinks. Sweet hotel room and me dressed to the nines in my sexiest baby doll night gown. You just sit there sugar, you let Ramona sweep your dick out of your pants and feed it to me. Let me thank you for the wonderful romantic night with some really hot sex and cock sucking.

Let me take all your troubles away with a flick of my tongue. I want to worship that huge blessing in your pants. Squeeze my huge tits so they form a tight warm titty pussy and tease my mouth as you pump in and out. I am so close to cumming when you feed me that delicious and hard meat. And when you are ready you dump it into my throat and let me swallow that sweet load of yours! Romantic Ramona is here to serve you!Sexy Breasts Ramona

Blessed And Kinky

fantasy phone sex divinaWhen church was adjourned I hurried to the door and couldn’t wait to get outside. If my friends or pastor only knew of the thoughts that raced through me and my pussy that drenched every second wanting attention. I was a sex addict and there was no denying that. What few pleasures I could get from my boyfriend were not enough for my thirst. The meetings I attended regular for my addiction were not doing any good and my pussy was on fire to be touched by one person who knew how. I thought of his strong ridged cock along the side of my clit rubbing against extinguishing the flame that was inside. But it wasn’t enough I had to have him take those beads, rope, and dildo and shove it far up my ass when we fucked. It wasn’t the most pleasurable experience anymore and I found myself getting bored.
I prayed at dinner that these urges would go away to give me normal needs but the ache was too much. I needed to be fucked and I needed it bad. I got up from the table and went to my closet grabbing my best fuck me to death outfit and headed out the door. Not far going down the road a cop pulled me over and asked to see my registration and drivers license. With my need to be filled by cock I had left my purse on the table so I braced myself for a ticket. What came next was anyone’s guess instead of taking me in he wanted me to suck his cock and put the baton up his ass double fucking him. I couldn’t resist and soon he was fucking this tight little pussy and I was eating out his ass. Paying careful attention to his ass I flickered my tongue in and out and couldn’t wait for that load to cum in my mouth. But he restrained and turned me over spreading my cheeks and placing the baton in my ass. The cum dripped from my pussy and I shuttered into oblivion.