Category: Phone sex mommy

Young And Fine

Hot sexy womanI had the best call today! Murry called and wanted to tell me all about this YOUNG piece of ass he was fucking! I was shocked at how young she really was! Murry is a PERV! He was telling me how he met “Sabrina” at the park. He asked her to babysit for him.. and Murry doesn’t have any littleones at all! When she arrived he told her how much he wanted her! That he was willing to do anything for her. And the little slut said for 500 bucks he could fuck her! AND he did it! He fucked her so hard. Called her a slut and a whore! And she was chewing gum and texting on her phone the whole time! And Murry loved it! She demands her money UP front. And never looks at him or talks to him. What a slut! I wish I had thought of that!

Don’t All Drunken Sexy Chicks Sing To Their Pussies?

Sexy Chicks RamonaWe all love horny and drunk sexy chicks don’t we? I have had the best and the worse times during those intoxicated hours. When I am not selling my cunt to the highest bidder you will normally find me at your local pub singing karaoke and giving away great blowjobs in the Men’s room! As healthy women, we all need to listen when our bodies tell us something. Of course you would not normally actually hear a voice! Oh but I sure do! This usually happens when I have had more then a few drinks too many! Fuck it though, I had to learn to fight back! My pussy sure is demanding! When I heard Rodney Carrington’s “Dear Penis” song one night, I made up my own little version to shut that pink mouth up! Of course my second set of lips only talk when I am drinking! It is a shame that I am the only one who can hear her!

Sexy Chicks RamonaDear Pussy,

I don’t think I like you anymore

You used to slip and slide

Now all you are is parched and sore

Oh dear Pussy

I don’t like you anymore

It used to be you and me

& that toy that took batteries

That was all we needed to get by.

Now it seems things have changed

I think your the one to blame.

Dear pussy,

I don’t like you anymore

Dear Ramona,Sexy Chicks Ramona

I don’t like you anymore,

‘Cause when you get to drinking

You fill me with things I’ve never felt before.

Dear Ramona,

I don’t like you anymore.

Why don’t we just get a clue,

I want it to be just me and you.

Come to terms on what we really need.

& If we think about this really hard,

You could throw away your shin guard!

Dear Pussy,

I think I like you after all!Sexy Chicks Ramona

President’s Day Sale!!

In honor of President’s Day I decided to run a special to keep the momentum of the new year going at the gym. This month I noticed we were starting to slow down a little bit, so I was hopeful for the holiday. I hoped that the 50% off everything sale would bring more people in today. My plan worked flawlessly, I had so many new members today, and each person that became a member got an invite to our President’s day barbeque. By the time I closed the gym I was exhausted I didn’t know how I was going to make it through the rest of the evening.

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I had so much fun at the barbeque, I didn’t even notice how late it had actually gotten. Sitting at the bar I was trying to decide whether I was going to go home or try to find some other trouble to get myself into. As I was in my thoughts, this couple approached me and made my night. They invited me to come and help them in the bedroom, I was all for it! I couldn’t hide my excitement, I didn’t even bother to finish my drink. As I followed them back to their place I got more and more excited. He was begging he girl for some ebony pussy and I delivered so much to him. She was coaching me through it as I rode his face, they both were craving chocolate that day. She jumped into a strap-on and slipped her big cock into my ass as I rode her boyfriend’s cock. It was such a good end to my exhausting and busy day.

Phone Sex Mommy Farah Turns Boys into Men

phone sex mommy blowjobAre you looking for a phone sex mommy? Let me introduce myself to you. I’m Farah, mother of four, stepmother of three. So, I have lots of mommy experience. Being a mommy means I know how to take care of you. Only a mommy can pamper you the way you deserve, the way you need. Just ask my boy toy Danny. This poor guy, has a nice thick cock that girls his age just can’t handle. A mature sexy woman like myself, who has birthed a few little ones, can certainly handle a nice big cock. In fact, I can handle it in all my holes. I’m happy to show him just what a real woman can do for him.

phone sex mommy big dickNot only can I deep throat his cock for hours without coming up for air, but I can handle his thick rod in my ass. I talk to boys every day who all complain about the same thing: young girls just won’t take it up the ass. It’s like it is not even an option for them. I consider anal sex one of the 7 wonders of the world. A nice thick cock in my ass makes me cum almost as hard as a nice thick cock up my pussy. I am happy to be a boy’s first piece of ass.

I’m teaching Danny so many things. How to eat a pussy to make a woman squirt; how to milk his own prostate so he can completely drain his balls; how to fuck a woman in the ass; and we are exploring a variety of fetishes. Maybe you need a phone sex mommy to teach you a few things? Us mommies are not only knowledgeable, but very open minded. You see, there is nothing I have not heard, and very little I have not tried. I would love to help you, like I am helping Danny. I don’t think there is anything more satisfying than turning a young boy into an experienced, open minded lover.

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Your Very Own Paid Pussy

Great Blowjobs Ramona Great Blowjobs RamonaFucking for a living can sure leave you sore the next day. I do enjoy the little aches and pains and the bumps and bruises that are left behind for me to remember just how I was fucked and owned by a man with a fat wallet. Most of the time my clients are less than desirable. Overweight, repulsive, or just have extremely perverse tastes. I honestly don’t give a shit about those minor details! Hand me the cash and I am yours! I have to admit, the thought of being bought and paid for turns me on. I get so hot when my clients treat me like an object. Something warm to stick that cock into. Some even get rough and slap me around a bit. I am not some pussy bitch who can’t take a slap across the face. Fucking hit me, but when you do make damn sure your cock is pushing into my hot box at the same time! Oh yea, facial abuse topped off with a nice Great Blowjobs Ramona facial money shot is what I fucking need!

I have always known, the key to being a good whore is to be everything their heart and dick desires. What good is a dumb bitch if she is not willing to be your own personal fuck slut? That is why you need a whore like me available to you any time you need me. I am definitely ready for some good fucking! Are you?

The Day For Lovers

With the most celebrated day of Love, right around the corner, it sure is time to plan some Erotic Roleplaying with your loved ones. But, what if you do not have a loved one? Drop me a line baby. I will be your Valentine. This is one of my most profitable times of the year. Not many of your high class gentlemen like to be alone on February 14th. My cunt goes to the highest bidder– know that! Last year I had such a hot time on Erotic Roleplay RamonaValentine’s Day. I found many wonderful offers for my sweet pussy, but one stood out as I searched through all my emails. His offer was by far the sweetest. Not only was he paying top dollar, but he wanted to treat that special lady to a weekend getaway. Renting my sweet tits for a whole weekend? I was going to be able to take some much needed time off! I quickly responded and within hours I had a special package delivered to me. In the box was a gorgeous red dress and matching pumps. I was more than thrilled!

Our weekend was filled with rushing here and there, he was a busy man. I just held on to his arm like a good paid whore, and smiled and nodded as he showed me off like a prize won. He whispered in my ear on more than one occasion that his coworkers were so pleased to see him with such a Hot Sexy Woman. I was still blushing when we headed up to the room for some fun. That first night alone was well worth the wait. We walked into the hotel and he turned the lights low. I could hear faint music as he wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me to him. Kissing like a Erotic Roleplay Ramona hungry creature, his hands were all over my body as he ripped the dress he sent me off my body and bit right into my chest. I was so turned on and dropped to my knees to take his thick cock into my delicious mouth. Swirling around the swollen cock head, my tongue savored every inch of him. His cock-sac gave off a very intoxicating odor as I lost myself between his legs. He moaned in approval and when he grabbed the back of my head he was just about to unload a hot load of cum into me. Pulling me up and bending me over in one swift motion, I felt his large member enter my quivering cum crack. Oh I exploded and came so hard I pissed all over him! Pushing me onto the bed he smeared my juices into my sweet pink rosebud and shot that dick straight through my poop chute. His cum was so hot and felt so good as it made its way through my bowels. Collapsing on the bed I was almost incoherent. But I was conscious enough to hear him say something about round 2?

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