Gwen and I were supposed to be getting together to have a hot threesome with a really sexy guy but the night didn’t end the way we thought it would that’s for sure. We went out to dinner and had some wine and both of us were really getting into it cus the guy was so hot! He had a great body and seemed real manly, like the type of guy that could definitely handle two women. Well, once we got back to the hotel it was a whole different story! He took off his shirt and we were like mmmmmm nice chest, nice stomach… then he took off his pants to reveal the smallest cock we had ever seen. Seriously this this was definitely a micro penis, like it was barely more than just a tip! We took one look at that pathetic lil nubbin and just started dying laughing. We asked him if he seriously thought he was gonna be able to fuck us with that and he just hung his head in shame. Well, good thing we were prepared for anything, me and Gwen fucked each other with a big strap on dick and made the lil cucky watch. Oh well, the night didn’t end how we thought it would but it was still fun!
Category: Phone sex sites
Whats your fantasy
We have the best fantasy phone sex together. We have been doing this for a while now and I have not heard the same thing twice. I really enjoy that you already have my lingerie picked out for me. Considering that you will soon be ripping it from my flesh it is a nice touch. They way you describe kissing the soft skin at the base of my neck. It really makes my skin tingle and gets goosebumps. The way you gasp at the way I talk about flicking your asshole with my tongue lets me know you like that too. You know that I love it rough and hard. You always make me squirt when you fuck me like that babe. Finally concluding when you blow your huge load inside of me. I put my panties on so I can leave it inside the rest of the day.
Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only
Great blowjobs are for great cocks. My lips, just like my pussy, don’t touch small dicks. I have been enjoying Tinder dates lately. Last night, however, I swore off Tinder for good. My fuck buddy for the night lied about his dick. He must have found a dick selfie on the Internet of a hung man and passed it off as his own. I should have known better. His cock was too big to be true. He sold me though. I had asked why he didn’t have a wife or a girlfriend with such a big cock. He told me he rarely meets women who can handle it. I get guys on the phone all the time who say the same thing. Now, I can hear in your voice if you are a poser or not. Guys with big cocks rarely brag about their 11 inch cut cock. And guys with such big dicks are rarely calling for phone sex. They are at glory holes and singles bars. I had a picture of a big dick that looked like he belonged on the photo of the guy I was hooking up with. It never occurred to me that a guy would be stupid enough to pull a bait and switch. It is not like I am going to say, “oh I guess the camera adds 5 inches. Me bad. Let me blow your little nub.” Men are stupid enough or horny enough to think they can con a sexy babe like that. Not this one. I sent Tim packing. I called him Tiny Tim among some other choice humiliating phrases, then outed him on Tinder as a poser. No horny woman should ever be expecting 11 inches and get 5 at best. Let Tim serve as a warning to you. I will hear in your voice if you are a man with bragging rights, or just big dick poser.
My Secrets
The neighborhood knows what a cock whore I can be, but not many know what a carpet muncher I am. I love a sexy woman dressed very nicely and wearing at least 3″ heels. I love to nibble and suck on their beautiful tits. And then I carefully lay them down and slowly kiss up against their thighs. I put their legs over my shoulders so I can have their pussy right in front of my face. I like to spread their pussy lips and look at that wet warm site in front of me. Pushing my fingers into there hole as my tongue traces their pussy lips and flicker at their clits. I can munch for hours on a sweet tasting pussy, just as much as I can suck on a sweet tasting cock.
Small Dick Humiliation
Small dick humiliation is something a cock size queen is good at giving. I did a call with a guy yesterday who was so small it was like his dick was invisible. It was a micro penis. A turtle hiding in its shell. He sent me pictures. It was hard to contain my laughter. I have seen small dicks, but I think this was the smallest dick I have ever not seen. It was so small I couldn’t see it with cheaters on. I had to share the photos with my fellow phone sex sluts. They all got a good laugh. Then we talked about how sad it must be to be him. Girls don’t want to fuck him. They don’t want to marry him either. He knew he was small. He was self aware at least. I asked him why he was calling. He likes candid women. He didn’t need phone sex therapy. He knew he had a micro dick. He just enjoyed the laughter of a sexy mature woman. When you have a micro dick, you don’t have many options with the ladies. You can be a cuckold. You can be a sissy. You can be entertainment. Do you have a micro penis? I could us another good laugh.