Category: Phone sex therapist

The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexThe best phone sex is not political! I am a mature sexy woman and I know how important it is to vote. I hope you are registered to vote, but I do not care if you are a Democrat or a Republican or an independent. All I care is that you vote, and you have a big cock. Politics have no business in the bedroom. But here is my two cents. If you do not vote, you cannot bitch about politics. I only fuck men who cast their vote. You can have a monster cock, but if you are too lazy to do your civic duty and still feel the you have the right to bitch about who is in office, you can walk your fine ass and cock out my door. This is the best phone sex and I want the best men. Men mistake me often for some dimwitted blonde. I have a Ph.D. in Psychology. I teach college. I did phone sex almost two decades ago as research and extra income when I was in grad school. I wanted a window into the minds of horny men and learn their perversions. Turns out I love the perversions of men. I am a phone therapist, but around election time, men feel the need to bitch about politics. The first question I always ask when someone makes small talk about politics is if they are registered to vote and if they vote. One thing in this world we can do for free is vote. Fucking is rarely free, LOL. Talking to me is never free, but it is worth every penny because I am honest with you. If you have a small dick, I will tell you. If you are a selfish lover, I will tell you. If you are better suited to be a sissy or a cuckold, I will tell you that too. I will also call you out on your bullshit like bitching about your cheating wife when you cannot satisfy her or bitching about politics when you do not vote. The best phone sex tells you the truth. Now, get your ass registered to vote and call me for an escape from politics.

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Phone Sex Therapy Might Just Be What You Need

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Hey baby. How are you? If you answered with anything other than “great” it’s time for some phone sex therapy. I know you might not think jerking off over the phone will cure what ails you, but that’s because you haven’t talked to me before. I am instinctively good at figuring out what kind of things you need and giving them to you without any hesitation or judgment. It doesn’t matter what gets you excited. I’ll give it to you with a smile on my face. I have often said that if everyone in the world got what they needed sexually, then the entire world would be different.

So tell me what I can do for you today. Do you need to talk to me about that girl you wish you’d gotten to fuck when you were younger? A lot of men call me to talk about the one that got away. I know that might not sound like something you’d need phone sex therapy for, but if she’s someone like a cousin, sister, auntie, or even your mom – well, chances are you haven’t gotten to talk to anyone about it before. But I’m here for you – ready and willing. All you have to do is call.

A Phone Sex Therapist Who Listens to You

phone sex therapistWhen you have a job like this on a site like this, you become a phone sex therapist. Guys call me to share the things they cannot share with others. They fear misunderstanding. They fear humiliation. Mostly, they fear rejection.  I talked with a man last night who likes to wear women’s panties and pantyhose. He has a white-collar, high powered corporate job. He would be shamed and likely fired if his macho work buddies learned he wore panties and hose under his $1,000 power suit. He wanted to know if he was a sissy for wearing panties.  I asked about his cock size. Not all men who wear women’s panties have small dicks, but many do. He admitted his dick was about 3-inches hard. He also admitted to being married and fantasizing about his wife cuckolding him. Now, I knew what I was dealing with. He was in my area of phone sex therapy. I gave him some tough love. He is a sissy cuckold waiting to be owned. He just needed a little push and some advice on how to get his wife to cuckold him. You can be one person at work and someone very different at home. He may already be a cuckold. His wife has zero interest in sex with him. She wears make-up to the gym and hangs out with her girlfriends more than him. Those are all signs of a cheating wife.  We talked for a couple hours. It was the first time he has spilled the beans about his life to anyone. I was glad I was able to help. Many men are not just a sissy or a cuckold or a femboy. Sissies, cuckolds and femboys overlap. A good therapist and a sexy babe can help you discover which is your dominant persona. A sexy therapist like me can help you live your true life.

 

GFE Phone Sex Mistress To Married Men

GFE Phone Sex

I really enjoy GFE phone sex calls as I am great with edging guys. It’s exciting for me to tease married men that are away from their wives with business. Married men attending conventions, seminars and training conferences or the like are the most vulnerable men. You guys work so hard and return home to wives that just don’t satidfy your sexual appetite and that is a shame.

I love to slip up on a couple of guys at the lounge as they wait at the bar trying to get the bartenders attention. I slide in and immediately get the Bartender and order my drink. I make sure it’s a good one that will take a minute to make and ask the two guys what they are having. After all I did push my way in and managed to get the guys attention before they ever could. It’s my charm and my experience, of course. I order their drinks with mine. I’ve been a cocktail waitress and know how the system works. I flirt with the men in suits a little and notice them wearing their wedding bands. I notice how tailored and the quality of their suits before I even consider my approach. I would never try working a Discount store suit wearer. I know my shit and I know how to work it. I love to indulge these men with my flirtation and make them feel good. By the time the drinks are set on the bar I have my cash out to pay and they immediately tell the bartender to ad it to their tab. I smile thank them and slip one of the guys my number discretely before parting ways. This is a great tactic of mine and I love to be the Mistress for a successful married man. It rarely takes over an hour to get a text from the guy who received my card.

We hook up and have drinks and maybe dinner the next evening after exchanging some sexy texts that night. I work my way into his naughty fantasies and desires. It’s exciting to know what turns men on. Maybe you can tell me a little about your desires?

Mature phone sex whore Angela

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Every now and then, I like to take a break from being a mature phone sex whore. When I say that I take a break, I don’t mean that I stop entirely. I mean that I find something even more adventurous to get into. This week, I rented a hotel room for a good friend of mine and myself. He loves when I dress him up in the sexiest, silky panty and bra sets I can find. I always put him in the hottest thigh high stocking and make him watch as I get pounded by other cocks and turn 

him into my cum clean up slut. His tiny little cocklett can’t keep up with this wet, hot pussy. I love big, fat cocks to stretch me out and fill me with hot jizz! I invited so many sexy men over to drill me with their BBCs. Everytime one of those huge cocks got finished pounding my pussy, I would stand up and let all of it run down my legs for my clean up slut to lick up. I made him lick up gallons of cum for me before he was allowed to stroke his little tiny clittie cock and cum for me!

Best Phone Sex Girlfriend Experience

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If you are looking for the best phone sex around, then you should call me for a supreme girlfriend experience. I am not like a real-life nagging girlfriend that will drive you crazy all day long with inane nonsense. Nope, I am the best girlfriend you could ever freaking as for. I’m smart and cultured, so we can have a conversation about anything your heart desires. Just let me know what’s on your mind – whether it’s a book you read, piece of art you saw, or just the venting that you’ve been needing to do, I am most definitely your girl.

But don’t get it twisted, baby. I love fucking, too. Don’t you think it’s just the best thing ever when you can have a highly intelligent conversation with someone and then go to bed and do fucking nasty things to them all night long? God, a smart man turns me on so much, so I hope that you wanna chat me up and get to know me for a bit before we get down and dirty. Looking for the best GFE experience you’ll ever get over the phone? All you have to do is call me and I’m your girl.

Domination Phone Sex Therapist

Domination phone sex

You are a loser with a little dick and no woman would ever consider letting you put that thing near her. You have been a sort of exiled all your life because you are too small, and are so pathetic. I’m here to help you realize that you should just accept you have nothing a real woman wants. You are either doomed to being a p daddy needing that tiny pussy because that is the size your pee pee fits best or you are a cuckolded bitch that cleans up the dick and pussy after it’s gotten real pleasure. Maybe you are a sissy slut wearing pretty panties on that little clitty of yours and you just aim to please with your mouth. I need to know where to place you and you need me, this much we both know already.

Phone Sex Therapy for Sexual Dysfunction

phone sex therapyThere is no shame in admitting you need some phone sex therapy. I love therapy calls. I no longer have office hours on campus, so talking with men like you helps me too. My specialty is sexual dysfunction. Now, there is so much that encompasses. I get calls from guys who cannot cum. I get calls from guys with small dicks. I get calls from guys with a slew of fetishes too.  I talk to cuckolds, cuckold wannabes, cock suckers, panty wearers, sissies, adult babies, feet boys and mommy lovers. There is no kink or fetish I cannot handle. I have the most experience with cuckolds, however. I have two ex-husbands I cuckolded and a slew of other small dicked losers who have come in and out of my life. Cuckold phone sex is huge. It appears to be growing in popularity weekly too. Mostly, I talk to guys who want their wives to cuckold them and I must give advice on how to get their wives to cheat. Occasionally, I talk to a guy who has not yet realized his wife is cuckolding him. I must admit, those kinds of calls give me a perverse pleasure. I think it is because I cheated on my husbands. I had to cheat. They did not want me to cheat but they could not satisfy me. Plus, neither husband was willing to spend the time necessary to make me cum. Listen shrimp dicks. If you cannot make your woman feel good with penetration, you need to compensate someplace else. If you fail to do that, your woman has every right to find some one who will. It will most likely be someone much younger than you too. Sex therapy porn can help you learn the signs of a cheating wife and the reasons she cheats. I can help you save your marriage. I can also help you to embrace your kinks and fetishes. This sexy doctor is in.

Female Domination Porn Is Exciting For Me

I was watching Female Domination Porn earlier today and it is always very exciting for me. I’m rather dominant and have done Domination on the side working through college. I even had a couple of my Professors as clients. That was very empowering and exciting. I loved making them into little bitches and weak as fuck for me. I managed to get the chance to take out my aggression on them during finals. I swear I made one, Professor Holiday so hard without even being able to touch his penis. I am a very sensual dom and as a psychology major it was quite a fitting internship one might call it, except it made me mad money. I loved to control the men on campus and a couple of other professionals, especially a Federal Judge. Now He was putty in my hands. He was so old and a bit of an alcoholic. I never permitted drinking or intoxication for my sessions. But now, I love forcing guys into becoming intoxicated. Intoxicated on my pussy nectar that is.

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Licking Your Princess phone sex whore after a workout

Princess Phone Sex

I have been going outside to do my sexy workout. All you can think of is licking a sweet princess phone sex slit like mine. My yoga poses are teasing that cock awake! And the fact that I have been doing sexy calls with other men is turning you on too. I like teasing you, but I am not one to make you hold out. My sex drive is very high and all this yoga in that hot sunlight has gotten me all sweaty but very worked up as well. My muscles are singing and my pretty camel toe is showing through my sweat lined exercise shorts. 

My pussy needs cleaning and I see you hard in your Pajama pants this morning as you sip your coffee. I slowly walk up to the patio taking off my shirt and sports bra. I straddle your leg and stroke your dick through your pants. You have other plans than me fondling you. You peel my sweaty shorts and tiny thing off. Your tongue flicks my nipples’ tasting the salt off my body. I arch back as you follow my sweat down my bunny trail. I get so turned on I start pushing your head down to my pink pussy. Lick me clean baby, I promise if you clean my kitty cat all nice and slow You will make me cum and I will take my time on your cock. 

I will let you long stroke my pussy and cum inside me. Hell I am not one to complain about that cock that hits my g spot, but if you enjoy my salty sweet pussy, it helps me to ride and take all of you inside me. I am your princess and I love how you spoil me with your tongue. Before and after our hot sweaty fucking! Let me do you right, kisses 

Xoxoxox, 

Darling Darline