With all of this Thanksgiving stuff going on, you are sure to need some therapy. Who else would be up all night to handle your urgent needs but me, your phone sex therapist? I dealt with a client about an hour ago who is going to his family dinner in the morning. Let’s call him Junior. He has the hots for his niece and he is afraid the family will find out. He can’t control his cock when she is around. He gets this raging hard-on and fantasizes about sticking his penis in her pussy, against her will, of course. She wears sexy outfits that drive a man wild. Shorty shorts, low cut shirts, and her hair in pigtails, she is Lolita reincarnated.
Poor Junior has to run to the bathroom and jerk off 6 times during dinner. He “accidently” caught a peek of her undressing yesterday and he had violent thoughts of brutalizing her and taking that virgin cunny. He and I had a nice session of therapy followed by some hot roleplay to let him blow off some stress.
Are you teased and tormented by a female relative who messes with your head but never puts out? Some of my “special” meat-stroking methods of cock control can really help. I also do roleplay, pretending to be your intended victim and helping to work out your frustrations. It really does help.
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Sexy chicks Thanksgiving
I am really not one to cook. I mean I like cooking but it is a lot of work on days like thanksgiving. So instead of whipping out my cooking skills- I am just going to order food to get catered. I am meeting with a company today to go over a menu and taste test. In walks three men, two of which are handling the food.
The main one sits down at my table and starts going over some papers with me. I think he is undressing me with his eyes. He keeps doing this glare thing as if he is hungry- which is ironic since he can eat all the food he wants owning a catering company. But anyways, seems as if he wants a thanksgiving feast indeed- but not ur ordinary feast of Turkey and stuffing.
He wants a pussy feast and to make his own stuffing by stuffing his cock inside of me. I go ahead and take my arms out of my dress as he is talking. I pull it bellow my tits. His eyes get huge as he admires my sexiness. I take it all the way off and walk towards him to straddle his cock.
I tear his pants off and shove his cock inside my cunt. We will fill each other up with yumminess. Maybe we can open up our own business catering all you can eat cock and pussy. I think it will be a thanksgiving favorite!
Happy World Peace Day
It’s time for World Peace Day. I think they’ve got that wrong though. Wouldn’t World “Piece” Day be much more effective? I mean, a day where we are kind to our neighbors in the best possible way. A real Hump Day Delight where total strangers bend over to give pleasure. What a good reason to blow the mailman. Or bend your slutty neighbor girl over her car hood and give her what she really needs. A good hard ass fucking for teasing you in that bikini while she washes her car. How about that grumpy ass old cunt who bitches when you set foot in her yard? On this holiday, you’d have the right to lay her out in that yard and stick that cock where the sun don’t shine. Maybe she would be nicer if she got some hot, hard cock. I think some people are just downright nasty because they are horny and don’t know what it feels like anymore to dip that dick in some Grade A schoolgirl pussy. They’ve forgotten the sensation of cum rising up in their nuts clear from the tips of their toes. That shout and growl of pleasure when you get those rocks off for the first time in years, spurting uncontrollably into a warm wet mouth of your neighbor. Yeah, that same neighbor that you watch through binocculars while you jerk off, knowing she would never give you time of day. On my special holiday, she can’t say NO. What a perfect world that would be.
So Happy World Peace Day. Thank a neighbor. Give someone a new chance. Bring joy to a life. It might just change everything…..or at least you might get some pussy!!!
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I got an email today from the big boss
“SISSY BEGS AND PLEADS FOR HER HUGE GOLD HOOPS EARRINGS TO BE SOLDERED INTO HER PRETTY PIERCED EARS SO SHE MUST MODEL THEM FOREVER !!!”
I love my job, I love that our Site Sissy Whore wants to come out of his colorful closet. She wants to prance around in her mini skirts and tiny penis pouch all the time. She is a pretty sissy fairy faggot whore isn’t she. She is an attention whore, so I am sure she begged and begged for the email to be sent. She is sitting there staring at the computer waiting for my next blog to post. She was right! I am writing about her. I love writing blogs about her. I want all of my readers and callers to look up our site sissy. Write a comment about what she should do for us next. I know you are reading this and getting off you twisted sissy whore. I need to hear you sing me a song about how you rub your tiny cock through silky panties. I also want picture of you in those soft silky panties, make up and hair done. As well as those fresh soldered earrings. I’ll be waiting for you Sissy! Until next time, Hugs and Kisses.