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best phone sex I have this neighbor that is always staring at me. Like when I go outside he does too or he will just stand in his living room window watching my house, you get the idea. I know why he does it, I am a really beautiful woman and his wife is a loud, screechy fat old bitch who probably never fucks him, but that is no excuse for invading my privacy like that so I decided to punish him for it. I waited till the fat old bag left, then I opened up all of my blinds and put on a lil sexy nightie and went about my day. It didn’t take long for him to see me, poor guy almost fell over when he went to get his paper and saw me there practically naked, seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. He ran inside his house and two seconds later was at the window staring again. I gave him quite a show, I was pulling off my clothes and I was rubbing on my perfect tits and pretty pussy and I know he was over there jerking his dick because I could see the curtains shaking, that’s when I paused for a moment. I knew he was all worked up and super horny so I called his fat old wife and told her exactly what he was doing. She was home in five minutes flat and judging from all the screaming, she wasn’t too happy with what she found. I bet that taught that old pervert a lesson he will never forget!

Man Cave

Cocksucking phone sexI could not wait until Simon left this morning.  I had my whole day planned out and Simon wasn’t part of it.  I made his lunch, cooked him breakfast, gave him a blow job, then walked him to the door and sent him on his way.  As soon as I saw him drive past the gate I ran for the phone.  I called a contractor that was referred to me by a close friend.  I told him I would ring him up as soon as the husband left so that he could come over and give me an estimate on redoing the downstairs and making it into a Man Cave for the hubs.

I had to hurry up and get ready because I had to be near the intercom to open the gate so he could drive up to the house.  I had just put my bra on when I heard the intercom tone.  I opened the gate and went downstairs to open the door to let him in.  It took him a moment to fully see me.  When he did he blushed a little bit.  I just waved him in.  He did not hold eye contact with me when he brushed past me in the doorway. 

I told him that I was sorry that I wasn’t done dressing for the day yet.  He said it wasn’t a problem.  I showed him downstairs and explained what I wanted.  I made a joke about how it must not be every day that he shows up for an estimate and the woman isn’t completely dressed yet.  He laughed and said, “No, no it isn’t.”  I asked him if he liked what he saw.  He just shook his head yes.

That was all I needed.  I was surprised I lasted that long.  I was on my knees and he was saying, “Mrs. Groft, please.”  I didn’t care, I worked my hand into his work pants and was sucking on his cock in no time at all.  I had to put my hands on his ass and force his hips forward harder.  I wanted to feel the tip of cock hit my voice box.  Then the most glorious thing happened, he finally stopped being so shy and skull fucked me the way I wanted.

When my husband came home he was still there taking measurements with another guy that he works with.  My husband gave me a kiss and asked me who they were.  I told him what I was doing for him and he was thrilled.  He went downstairs to see what was going to be done, little did he know that his wife was done in that very same room a couple of hours before hand.

The Day For Lovers

With the most celebrated day of Love, right around the corner, it sure is time to plan some Erotic Roleplaying with your loved ones. But, what if you do not have a loved one? Drop me a line baby. I will be your Valentine. This is one of my most profitable times of the year. Not many of your high class gentlemen like to be alone on February 14th. My cunt goes to the highest bidder– know that! Last year I had such a hot time on Erotic Roleplay RamonaValentine’s Day. I found many wonderful offers for my sweet pussy, but one stood out as I searched through all my emails. His offer was by far the sweetest. Not only was he paying top dollar, but he wanted to treat that special lady to a weekend getaway. Renting my sweet tits for a whole weekend? I was going to be able to take some much needed time off! I quickly responded and within hours I had a special package delivered to me. In the box was a gorgeous red dress and matching pumps. I was more than thrilled!

Our weekend was filled with rushing here and there, he was a busy man. I just held on to his arm like a good paid whore, and smiled and nodded as he showed me off like a prize won. He whispered in my ear on more than one occasion that his coworkers were so pleased to see him with such a Hot Sexy Woman. I was still blushing when we headed up to the room for some fun. That first night alone was well worth the wait. We walked into the hotel and he turned the lights low. I could hear faint music as he wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me to him. Kissing like a Erotic Roleplay Ramona hungry creature, his hands were all over my body as he ripped the dress he sent me off my body and bit right into my chest. I was so turned on and dropped to my knees to take his thick cock into my delicious mouth. Swirling around the swollen cock head, my tongue savored every inch of him. His cock-sac gave off a very intoxicating odor as I lost myself between his legs. He moaned in approval and when he grabbed the back of my head he was just about to unload a hot load of cum into me. Pulling me up and bending me over in one swift motion, I felt his large member enter my quivering cum crack. Oh I exploded and came so hard I pissed all over him! Pushing me onto the bed he smeared my juices into my sweet pink rosebud and shot that dick straight through my poop chute. His cum was so hot and felt so good as it made its way through my bowels. Collapsing on the bed I was almost incoherent. But I was conscious enough to hear him say something about round 2?

If you think you can top this… please feel free!

Hot for Teacher

naughty teacher hot milfI’m a very naughty teacher. Can you blame me? Have you seen what today’s students look like? I’ve been teaching for a few decades now, and teen boys keep getting more handsome, more rugged looking. And, they have gotten bolder too. I have this one upperclassman who keeps asking for sexy pics of me. He doesn’t stop there. He takes pictures of his hard cock and leaves them in my desk. I’m in my sexual prime. I wanna fuck 24/7. I have a few men I fuck, but that doesn’t take care of my needs during the work day. These boys are wearing me down! No is such a hard word to say when you need to fuck.

I broke down last week. I pushed him into a supply closet in between classes. At that age, I knew I could get a quickie. I felt like a naughty teacher. I was a naughty teacher blowing a student in the supply closet. He wasn’t satisfied with just a blowjob though. He flipped me around, pushed up my skirt, and slid his young hard cock into my pussy, while my garters framed my ass. He kept snapping my garter belt has he fucked me. It was like he was spanking my ass. I deserved to be spanked for fucking a student!

It didn’t last long, but it was hot. I went back to class to teach with a pussy full of a student’s cum. Of course the next day we did the same thing. I think I am going to be getting a whole lot of cum at work from now on.

A Phone Sex Therapist Dream

sexy babe gingerLast night I had the wildest dream. I woke up dripping wet and wanting to be fucked by the dick in my dreams. But when I rolled over I was faced with reality. A dick that couldn’t satisfy me if he tried.

In my practice I see so many transgendered men in the process of gender reassignment surgery. I am sure that this filling my subconscious was the bases for my dream last night.

He came home with his hands behind his back and a huge smile on his face. He kissed me tenderly as he always does and tells me to sit down he has a surprise for me. He knows that his dick is far to small and that he wants me to be happy. For years now he has wanted to be able to give me the dick I deserve himself. Not watching while other huge cocks fuck me. Sitting there felling shame and humiliation at the pathetic little dick between his legs.

He goes on to tell me that one of my clients gave him the name and number of his surgeon and he went to visit him today. When the doctor saw his pathetic little member he simply laughed and said there was nothing he could do with that. However he did have a unique yet daring procedure that he would be willing to try. The doctor explained that it was experamental and had never been done before. Wanting to please me, my husband was willing to give it a try and went a head with the surgery.

Taking his right arm from behind his back he shows me the result. Where his hand once was there is a huge cock. Bigger then any I have ever seen!

Smiling he tells me he is going to fuck me like he never has before……and then I woke up. Hot and bothered and needing dick that wasn’t there.

It is time to call someone to come take care of Doc G.