I have this neighbor that is always staring at me. Like when I go outside he does too or he will just stand in his living room window watching my house, you get the idea. I know why he does it, I am a really beautiful woman and his wife is a loud, screechy fat old bitch who probably never fucks him, but that is no excuse for invading my privacy like that so I decided to punish him for it. I waited till the fat old bag left, then I opened up all of my blinds and put on a lil sexy nightie and went about my day. It didn’t take long for him to see me, poor guy almost fell over when he went to get his paper and saw me there practically naked, seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. He ran inside his house and two seconds later was at the window staring again. I gave him quite a show, I was pulling off my clothes and I was rubbing on my perfect tits and pretty pussy and I know he was over there jerking his dick because I could see the curtains shaking, that’s when I paused for a moment. I knew he was all worked up and super horny so I called his fat old wife and told her exactly what he was doing. She was home in five minutes flat and judging from all the screaming, she wasn’t too happy with what she found. I bet that taught that old pervert a lesson he will never forget!
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Man Cave
I could not wait until Simon left this morning. I had my whole day planned out and Simon wasn’t part of it. I made his lunch, cooked him breakfast, gave him a blow job, then walked him to the door and sent him on his way. As soon as I saw him drive past the gate I ran for the phone. I called a contractor that was referred to me by a close friend. I told him I would ring him up as soon as the husband left so that he could come over and give me an estimate on redoing the downstairs and making it into a Man Cave for the hubs.
I had to hurry up and get ready because I had to be near the intercom to open the gate so he could drive up to the house. I had just put my bra on when I heard the intercom tone. I opened the gate and went downstairs to open the door to let him in. It took him a moment to fully see me. When he did he blushed a little bit. I just waved him in. He did not hold eye contact with me when he brushed past me in the doorway.
I told him that I was sorry that I wasn’t done dressing for the day yet. He said it wasn’t a problem. I showed him downstairs and explained what I wanted. I made a joke about how it must not be every day that he shows up for an estimate and the woman isn’t completely dressed yet. He laughed and said, “No, no it isn’t.” I asked him if he liked what he saw. He just shook his head yes.
That was all I needed. I was surprised I lasted that long. I was on my knees and he was saying, “Mrs. Groft, please.” I didn’t care, I worked my hand into his work pants and was sucking on his cock in no time at all. I had to put my hands on his ass and force his hips forward harder. I wanted to feel the tip of cock hit my voice box. Then the most glorious thing happened, he finally stopped being so shy and skull fucked me the way I wanted.
When my husband came home he was still there taking measurements with another guy that he works with. My husband gave me a kiss and asked me who they were. I told him what I was doing for him and he was thrilled. He went downstairs to see what was going to be done, little did he know that his wife was done in that very same room a couple of hours before hand.
A Phone Sex Therapist Dream
Last night I had the wildest dream. I woke up dripping wet and wanting to be fucked by the dick in my dreams. But when I rolled over I was faced with reality. A dick that couldn’t satisfy me if he tried.
In my practice I see so many transgendered men in the process of gender reassignment surgery. I am sure that this filling my subconscious was the bases for my dream last night.
He came home with his hands behind his back and a huge smile on his face. He kissed me tenderly as he always does and tells me to sit down he has a surprise for me. He knows that his dick is far to small and that he wants me to be happy. For years now he has wanted to be able to give me the dick I deserve himself. Not watching while other huge cocks fuck me. Sitting there felling shame and humiliation at the pathetic little dick between his legs.
He goes on to tell me that one of my clients gave him the name and number of his surgeon and he went to visit him today. When the doctor saw his pathetic little member he simply laughed and said there was nothing he could do with that. However he did have a unique yet daring procedure that he would be willing to try. The doctor explained that it was experamental and had never been done before. Wanting to please me, my husband was willing to give it a try and went a head with the surgery.
Taking his right arm from behind his back he shows me the result. Where his hand once was there is a huge cock. Bigger then any I have ever seen!
Smiling he tells me he is going to fuck me like he never has before……and then I woke up. Hot and bothered and needing dick that wasn’t there.
It is time to call someone to come take care of Doc G.