Last week I matched with the hottest guy I have ever seen online. Nice hair, full beard, big pecs. Last night we agreed to hang out at his place. He made a nice dinner, but the night didn’t pick up until halfway through the first episode of whatever tv show he put on. I was relaxed on his couch with my feet up in his lap. I was tired of waiting. I began to stroke his crotch with my feet, alternating which one I would use, and I was waiting for him to look at me so I could give him my famous, undefeated “fuck me” eyes. I began to think he must be really into the show, as it was clear he was never going to look my way. “Thank you for dinner” I said to him as I sat up and grabbed the buckle to his designer belt. “What are you doing?” he exclaimed as I quickly unfastened his pants and pulled out his… “Oh. My. God… That must be the smallest dick I have ever seen! What in the fuck do you expect me to do with this? I would put it in my mouth right now but, I don’t think it would reach passed my lips!” he stood up frantically to put that little thing back where it came from. “I totally understand the big gym body and designer clothes! Do you drive a big diesel engine truck too? At some point you must stop overcompensating. I mean come on; you have a dick only a cuckold loving wife could love!” I grabbed my purse and headed for the door, still laughing, “I hope you’re able to find that thing in the shower tonight to wash away the embarrassment it just caused you!”
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Milf Lesbian phone sex
As a Bisexual Milf slut I know what a man needs when it cumz to lesbian phone sex. I had been tasked with helping my friends girl overcome her Homosexual urges. Her mom was adamant she hadn’t had the right cock yet. She knew I loved dick and had bought two Mercedes from the dealership. She knew i would treat her girl to a night of debauchery and cock that would make sure she never thought she was gay again! I had my own agenda as I dressed Sara Beth up in stocking and heels and naughty lingerie. I would partake of a young lesbains tongue and fingers before introducing her to some of the biggest cocks to ever grace my path! Champane had Sara Beth loopy as she explored a milfalicous body with her tongue. And boy was she surprised when I brought out my strap on to give her a lesson in how good penetration could feel. Imagine her eyes so big and round and one of my BBC lovers showed up. I might not cure this young sexy babe of thinking of women but I surely and swifty would bring her over to the bisexual BBC loving slut side of life!
Sex Therapy Porn is Sometimes Needed
I do couples therapy and often time one or both parties needs sex therapy porn. Most often it is the man. I have been working with this one couple for several weeks now and getting nowhere. The man is so caveman like in his thinking. Honestly, he thinks all marriages are about wives servicing the men like they are 1950s housewives. He is one of those #metoomovement deniers because he believes women are men’s slaves. Normally, I do not push for divorce in couples I see. But this guy is so archaic in his thinking, I am not sure I can change him. I made one last ditch effort to give him an epiphany. I had his wife come over separately. We talked about their sex lives. I needed to know how he was preforming sexually for her. It was just as I had suspected too. Small dick and a hedonistic lover. He gives her something she cannot feel and is a minute man too. He gets a F in the bedroom.
I brought in Raul. He is a 22-year-old grad student I use in my therapy sessions. He is an unimposing guy, but he has a monster cock. You look at Raul and do not see a stud muffin in the sheets. For this husband, he needed to see a man who initially posed no threat to his marriage. Raul is a geek. He is average looking. He is nice, even shy. But in the bedroom, he blossoms. He has a 10-inch, thick cock. He is very attentive to the woman’s needs. He does not shy away from eating a shaved wet pussy. He was the perfect test cock to take this unsatisfied wife for a ride. I filmed it. It was one of the best lovemaking sessions I have filmed to date. When I played it back in our last session, the epiphany that I wanted the husband to have happened. I had to speak to his ego in this case. If some nerdy little grad student could make his wife cum that hard, then he could too. I still have to work with them because the wife deserves so much more, but for now, I got him eating pussy and fucking her slowly, so he does not nut in 30 seconds or less. Baby steps with the cavemen. Hopefully, you are more enlightened.
Cuckold Phone Sex Queen
Cuckold phone sex is my specialty. I have been a size queen for several decades now. So, I do not have time or energy for small dicks. Seriously, zero time. I blog about being a size queen. It is in my bio, yet every day some shrimp dick loser thinks he can dominate me and force his worm inside me. Like that En Vouge song, “No, you’re never gonna get it. Never gonna get it, never never gonna get it…” It does not work on or off the phone. Size matters and I am not a submissive bitch. Earlier in the week, I met Carlos. He seemed good on appearances. He was buff and handsome. I hired him for some landscaping. He was smooth like butter with his lines. He was late 20s and had a thing for this sexy milf. The only problem was he thought of himself as a Lothario. I could see most women falling for his charms, but I am not most women. Charm can only go so far. Sure, you might be able to charm the pants off me, but if I discover you have a small dick, you will not get laid. In fact, you may get some small dick humiliation that you do not find so charming. Carlos would have been a good lay, but he fell short in the dick department. The problem was that he was not used to hearing no. I do not think any girl had ever rebuffed him. But again, I am not a girl. I am a woman. A woman with needs and standards. I told him he was here just for the landscaping. I flirted with him, but when he pulled out his short stack, I laughed and told him no. He tried to push himself on me, but I can defend myself well. A swift kick in the balls, and a punch in the gut sent him back outside. He has managed to control himself the rest of the week. I am a sexy dominatrix. No small dicks allowed in my hot pussy.