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My Neighbor Has an Ass Fetish
My neighbor has an ass fetish. We flirt from across the street. I have a big cock fetish, so he shows me his cock when I show him my ass. That is what is called a win win situation. It was sunny yesterday morning, but cold. When I went to get my paper, my neighbor was doing the same thing. You guessed it. I flashed him my ample ass. I even twerked it. I almost caused an accident when a car drove down the street. I heard the screeching of the tires. I went back inside because it was too cold. He flashed me his morning wood, but he wasn’t fully erect. It was too cold for a full hard on. He is married, so we have not made a naughty neighbor porn together yet. That all changed yesterday. He came over to tell me he is done with his cock teasing neighbor. It was time to bury his cock in my ass and pussy instead of just jacking off to the thought. I would have fucked him the moment I knew he was hung like a horse if it wasn’t for his dedication to his wife. They fuck. She is not a shrew like my next door neighbor’s wife. The problem is she complains that he is too big for her ass. He loves anal fucking. He is not too big for my ass, however. I bent over the couch, spread my ass cheeks and begged him to fuck my ass. He wasted no time sliding his thick shaft up my willing ass. No such thing as too big for me. As I grunted like a wild animal, we fucked in my living room while his wife was paying bills across the street. She thought he was over to help me build a shelf. Sweet, but dumb. Any man in my house is there to fuck. I can’t be trusted with hung men. My ass is still hurting today, but in a hurts so good way.
Worthless
I took your ball and tied some sowing thread tightly around them, to cut off the blood circulation. I also took some clothes pins and attached them to your soft shaft you have on that tiny dick. I figure your little itty bitty dick can give no woman or man any pleasure so why do you need that between your legs. That thread will stay there until those grape size balls fall right off. And you better get better with your tongue if you don’t want me to take thread and tightly bind that too. The only reason I still keep you around is for your money and your ability to do women’s bitch work so fucking well. Other than that I have not found anything else you are good for.
Phone Sex Therapy All Day
Phone sex therapy happens all the time with me. Some guys don’t even know they need it until they call. This morning a new caller discovered me. He got his tax return on a prepaid card and thought it would be a discreet way to have some fun without his wife knowing about it. I encourage married men with curious wives or joint accounts to always use a prepaid card! This was just a horny man calling for a regular vanilla fuck. I love a good phone fuck; however, I still have a size requirement. I am not masturbating and moaning for a small dick. A smart man would just lie to me. Tell me he has a big cock, although I can often tell from a voice how endowed someone is or is not! He didn’t sound gay. He didn’t sound like a sissy, but he told me he had 5 hard inches for me. Now, a 5-inch cock may not be small, but it is hardly big either. It is what I call pathetically average. I don’t fuck average cock. What hot sexy woman yells, “Give me your 5-inch dick stud?” No woman does. I gave him some tough love. I explained his cock is average. It is not small. It is not big. It’s the Goldilocks of cocks, but not just right for me. Just right for me is big. I will settle for 7 inches if the rest of the package is nice, but 8 is usually my bare minimum in dick size. At first, my caller was trying to assert dominance over me, but I don’t play those games. By the end of our call, he was fucking his man pussy with his wife’s dildo and buying a pair of my panties to keep his nub secure. That is the power of a sexy phone sex slut!