Let me tell you about the most wonderful date with the most embarrassing ending! So this rich old guy I want to say 60’s, I don’t know nor care. He had the dough so I was ready to go. He’s been showering me with gifts and even offering to help my expenses just to go out with him. So I thought why not, I got to give him a little something before he leaves and takes his wallet with him. So I get picked up by his driver, I get flowers he tells me how pretty I am. Like, duh? Go to a fantastic steakhouse, I tease him a bit with my feet running up and down his leg. I convince him to go back to his house. So I can take care of him, and for him to write me a little allowance check of course. We get there, I’m excited and he seems quite overjoyed. We get inside and he sits down and pulls out his checkbook. I try to be cute and start to unzip his pants. Figured he could watch my head bobbing while he writes the check. His cock is very small, I assume maybe he’s a grower. I start to lick and suck with all my normal tricks it gets hard but no bigger. Which is whatever he’s rich, I’ll deal with the small gerkin. Then he says “That’s right baby, choke on it”. Well I certainly choked alright, but from laughing to hard
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You Can’t Fuck Me But You Can Watch
If you think you’re getting a taste of this sweet little honey pot you’re sadly mistaken. I can tell you have the tiniest cock. You can try and overcompensate for your shortcomings with those big muscles but you’re not fooling me. You’re trying to make up for the fact that you have a small dick that could never make me cum. I’m a total size queen and I only fuck with guys who have really big thick cocks that stretch me out and pound me. I like to play naughty little games of tease and denial with you. I’ll make you think you can fuck me but you can’t. If you’re lucky, I might let you watch me cum all over a nice BBC. That tiny cock will fucking love it. I know you’re jealous that you’ll never feel the inside of my pretty pink fuck hole, but I’ll let you clean it out after he fills me up with his load. I’ll make a good use out of you. I cum so hard when I get fucked by a big black cock but my pussy will fucking squirt that cum all over your face when I grind my cum filled pussy on your tongue. I fucking love letting little dick bitch boys clean me up!
Small Dick Humiliation
Small dick humiliation is enjoyable to me. I am not necessarily a ball busting bitch, but I do love shaming little dicks. Older women don’t take any shit. We also don’t take any small dicks in our pussies. I was enjoying a night out with my girlfriends last night. We were at a wine bar. When this loser wouldn’t go away, he turned our place into a whine bar. He started calling us stuck up bitches. He was an annoying fuck. Horny men are the worst. They are ruled by their hormones and say and do stupid stuff because they want to fuck. This guy had no clue he was out of his league. He wasn’t tall. He wasn’t handsome. And, he was apparently broke because his card declined when he bought us a round of drinks that we had refused earlier. No amount of booze makes me blind to a man’s major short comings. There was no way this train wreck had a big cock. He kept saying big things come in little packages. He had little man syndrome. Often, short men have big egos and short tempers to overcompensate for their short stature. When I hit my limit of his annoying ass, I told him to put his money where his mouth was. If he had a big dick, then I demanded to see it. He pulled it out and we all laughed. My girlfriends put on their glasses and still snickered, “Where’s the beef?” We couldn’t even call the cops on him for indecent exposure because we couldn’t see anything! He was not handling the barrage of small dick jokes well. He asked for it, just like some of my callers. I mean, if you have a dick smaller than 5 inches, you better check yourself before you claim to have what sexy hot women need.
I’ll Make A Cum Loving Sissy Out Of You
Little dick boys that try to take me home are in for a night a sissy humiliation. I love how they take a girl like me home and actually think I’m going to hook up with them. It’s such a disappointment when that take their pants off and this tiny said little thing flops out. I can’t even cum with that thing. I mean, my dildo that I use is fucking huge and your itty bitty clitty isn’t going to do anything for me. Shit, my fingers might be longer and thicker than you. So, instead of fucking me you get to wear my pretty panties while I make into a sissy bitch. I’m going call up a friend of mine to come over and show you what a fucking cock looks like. I’ll dress you up and teach you how to worshi[ that big beautiful piece of man meat. Come learn your place you little sissy boy. You’ll be begging for BBC cum like a proper slut by the time I’m done with you.
My eyeliner Is Thicker Than Your Dick
Guys that hook up with me know that I’m kind of a size queen. It takes a nice big piece of man meat to make this pussy squirt. The little boys who try to waste my time find themselves getting some small dick humiliation instead of getting laid. This one guy tried to come home with me to fuck one night and he was so good looking and it was obvious that he spent a lot of-of time at the gym. It was seriously disappointing when he pulled his pants down and I saw the tiny thing he was working with. My jaw fucking dropped. I really wanted to fuck but that just wasn’t going to do it for me. He followed my gaze and looked down in shame. I took a picture of him and sent it to all my friends with a caption, my eyeliner is thicker than his dick. I even sent it to him so he could see how fucking pathetic he looked. When he asked if we were still going to hook up I couldn’t stop fucking laughing. He had to be kidding. I kept his pants and sent him on his way with his cock still out. That’s what he gets for wasting my time.
Sexy bad bitch

Your Dick Is Too Small For This Pretty Pink Pussy
This guy came home with me to hook up and after he showed what he was packing down there, I couldn’t believe that he even thought he had a chance to fuck me. It was laughable, literally, I laughed at him. Sometimes I can be an evil little bitch and I couldn’t fucking stop myself from laying his tiny cock in my hand, He asked what I was doing and I told him outright, I want to know if your cock is smaller than my finger, and it was! I giggled and asked him what exactly he thought I was going to do with that ting thing. I was ready to get pounded and cum and I was annoyed that he wasted my time with his pathetic overgrown clit. He was in for some sissy humiliation tonight. I had him in a pink pair of panties when my friend showed up. I made him crawl to the door and let him in. When he saw the BBC he had hanging between his legs he fucking creamed inside my satin undies that were hugging his baby dick. I made him watch me get stretched out and filled with a load. I told him from now he’s my little sissy bitch that gets to clean me out whenever I take a load.
Nope – Your Dick Is Too Small
This boy kept buying me all kinds of things, just hoping that I was would ease up on the naughty game of tease and denial that we’ve been playing. I’ve been stringing him along and making his cock ache for days now. I keep telling him that he’s going to get inside my pretty pink fuck hole. I almost let him too, until I saw what he was working with. It was obvious now why he spoiled me so much. He had a tiny dick. It was fucking useless. I’m a size queen and I need a big piece of man meat to make me cum. I was on his bed about to get naked and let him fuck me when he pulled his cock out and I changed y mind. Nope, there was no way he was getting inside of my sweet little honey pot. I saw his cock dribble out this sad amount of cum when I pulled my shirt back down and laughed at his tiny dick. I need to go find a big cock to bring back and show him how a real man fucks a sexy girl like me.