Next Time Bring a Toy

Small Dick HumiliationLast week I matched with the hottest guy I have ever seen online. Nice hair, full beard, big pecs. Last night we agreed to hang out at his place. He made a nice dinner, but the night didn’t pick up until halfway through the first episode of whatever tv show he put on. I was relaxed on his couch with my feet up in his lap. I was tired of waiting. I began to stroke his crotch with my feet, alternating which one I would use, and I was waiting for him to look at me so I could give him my famous, undefeated “fuck me” eyes. I began to think he must be really into the show, as it was clear he was never going to look my way. “Thank you for dinner” I said to him as I sat up and grabbed the buckle to his designer belt. “What are you doing?” he exclaimed as I quickly unfastened his pants and pulled out his… “Oh. My. God… That must be the smallest dick I have ever seen! What in the fuck do you expect me to do with this? I would put it in my mouth right now but, I don’t think it would reach passed my lips!” he stood up frantically to put that little thing back where it came from. “I totally understand the big gym body and designer clothes! Do you drive a big diesel engine truck too? At some point you must stop overcompensating. I mean come on; you have a dick only a cuckold loving wife could love!” I grabbed my purse and headed for the door, still laughing, “I hope you’re able to find that thing in the shower tonight to wash away the embarrassment it just caused you!”

Tantalizing Tiny Titties

Small boobs

 

Playing with tiny girls and their small boobs is super fun!  Since I’m so damned voluptuous it’s nice to offer my daddy a change of pace with a slender little sex pot to rail and ram.  Sure, more cushion for the pushin’ is basically my mantra in life, but I understand that sometimes my guy wants a little variety for his veiny fuck stick and needs to bang the raunchy juices out of a bony little bitch.  

One time we went to see our friend’s band headline a local rock festival.  They were awesome, their music really gets you going, but we spent the entire show ogling and flirting with their chick bass player.  She’s cute as hell anyway, petite and poised, but when you put a booming instrument in her hand she becomes a miniature, melody making, man-eating monster who, you can tell, commands every drop of cum she ever gets.

We were both super smitten so, of course, we had the after party at our place to ensure we had the home court advantage for our salacious slim girl sexing scheme.  Once everybody was feeling really good, I kicked the kink off by stripping out of my club clothes in front of everyone and dancing around the room in only my underwear.  After that, every slut in the place got naked and started gyrating, much to the entertainment of the entire party.

My man and I both got really excited when our bass playing beauty started unbuttoning her vest and took it off, parting the sides like some sort of swinging saloon doors opening up to let us into tiny titty heaven and peeling out of it like a gloriously gaunt enchantress.  She didn’t have her waistcoat off for two minutes before my horny humper started rubbing her flat chest and sucking on her tiny nips.  I joined in making sure that her little spice drops were hard and pokey before we ever even thought about touching her twiggy twat.

The whole party turned into a giant, rock and rolling fuckfest, but me and my man concentrated all of our filthy efforts on our lean lover.  He went back and forth between the two of us, pounding her narrow nut catcher just as hard as he did my pillowy pussy, until he couldn’t contain his cum anymore and exploded all over both of our racks.  Sure, I have more cushion for the pushin’, but fun-sized fuck holes like our favorite musical fuck doll show me that “Bones and skin, deeper in!”  

 

I’m the Boss

Female domination pornMy men love it when I tell them what to do. With working where I am I’m used to bossing men around so when. They love it when I tell them to eat my pretty pink pussy till I cum in their mouth or when I tell them they can’t cum until I say they can. They love when I tie them to my bed and have my way with them. I love hearing them beg for me to let them cum. I love to make them so close and just then stop everything only to do that repeatedly. I only let them cum if they’ve been good and only in my mouth. I love the taste of it and wouldn’t want them to cum anywhere else.

Jerk off to my Sexy ass Pic

sex ass pic

I gave more than a sexy ass pic to a young farm hand this weekend. I went riding on my days off. I met a couple hot country boys who really hadn’t seen a big city woman like me ever. I heard each of them talking about my boots, my head and the jeans that showed off my round ass. I know they think I didn’t know how to tame and ride my stead. Thinking my body was just for show. Baby these leg muscles know how to clamp on some fanks and turn my stallion any way I want! I do the same with men, I let my legs and pussy control how my ride goes! Yee-haw! I think what turned these country lads on the most was when I swung my legs over that muscled back side and my bright pink thing peeked up under my jeans.

At the end of day one I had a shy guy asking if he could take my picture, he loves taking photos of sexy hot women for their advertisements. I am always down to show off my curves and full body. But I recommend somewhere private where this horny slut could show him a little more skin for his personal collection. By the time he was snapping my pussy with my legs up in the air he was hard and I could see that thick head poking up behind his belt buckle. I’m a horny bitch so I crawled to him and gave him the best blow job of his life. ANd yes I rode the hell out of that cock too! What can I say I was horny from having a huge stallion between my legs all day! And I needed a young stallion to finish the job off! Whos next for me to saddle up and ride?!

Bachelorette Fuck Party

Roleplay phone sex

My friend of 15 years is getting married tomorrow afternoon and she made me her maid of honor. I was so surprised, but I know I deserved such a title. My friend, Shelly and I a have been through so much together. We went to high school and college together, lost our virginities the same night, fucked the same guy, and traveled together. I was happy to be there for her special moment but to also make sure the bachelorette party would be a one to remember. I had male strippers arriving for the party in no time. Drinking games and even a videographer to capture every moment. Every stripper there had a huge ass cock and we were going to get everything on camera.

“Ok now bitches! Wait no more! The fellas are here!”  *Cues music* The ladies jumped up with excited. The strippers walked in dressed as sexy firefighters. Dancing and gyrating their bodies and fat cocks. We continued taking shots and the music got louder. After awhile, a few of the guests started to leave while the strippers, the bride and myself stayed behind. I knew things were about to get intense when one of the strippers pulled out weed, coke and condoms. What happens at the bachelorette party stays at the party. Before I knew it, we were sucking and fucking stripper cock. It was the best night ever. The bride-to-be was getting her pussy licked and fucked before she marries tomorrow, and I was loving it.

Sexy Women Masturbating for Neighbors

sexy women masturbatingEvery guy likes to watch sexy women masturbating, right? I mean would any man turn away if he saw a sexy mature woman pleasuring her pussy. My neighbor sure did not turn away. In fact, he got out his telescope and pointed it directly into my bedroom. I was up early this morning. I had trouble sleeping. I know it seems weird, but I was upset over the death of the Foo Fighters’ drummer last night. I am a big rock chick, and I have seen the Foos many times since the late 90s. I slept like crap, and I thought a little pussy pleasure might perk me up. I sat in bed, spread my legs and put on some porn to distract me. I started thinking of the young hunk in the milf porn I was watching and how much I needed a hard cock. I looked up at the window for a second and could see a telescope pointed at my window. The pervert next door or his son was enjoying my show. I guess this was some real voyeur sex. I stopped watching the porn and looked out the window. I wanted to focus on whomever was watching me. I could not see behind the big lens. It was either the dad or the son. I was hoping for junior. He is a hunk of a boy. Older teen boy, shy, but cute. Dad, however, is a fat slob and such a pervert. Always saying lewd things to me like he thinks I will fuck him. Hard pass on daddy. I have standards. Anyway, masturbating is not fucking, so if it was daddy watching, he should feel grateful because that was the closest his slovenly ass was getting to my pussy. I came wicked hard. I still have no clue who was watching me. It was hot regardless. I will play with my pussy for an audience any day. I am such an exhibitionist slut.

Druggy Lesbian Pussy

 

Lesbian phone sex

Getting high off molly and coke before getting fucked is the best feeling. My pussy gets so wet after I sniff a line of coke. One night I was at this huge party. I didn’t know anyone there until I met a sexy slut in the upstairs bathroom. If I can remember correctly her name was Rochelle. About 5’10, smooth caramel complexion, double D breasts, a petite frame and a nice size ass. We talked, laughed, drank, smoked weed and did coke for hours. After a while we forgot the party was even going on. We ended up talking about our sexual experiences and her first time being with a woman.

The coke was making me so vibrant and horny that I was ready to be the 2nd woman she had fucked. I was feeling bold when I leaned in for a kiss. She didn’t hesitate to kiss me back. Before I knew it, we were in someone’s master bedroom fucking like teenagers. We finger fucked each other. We sniffed coke off each other titties. We 69’d. She ate my pussy, and I ate hers. We tongue fucked each other assholes and it felt fucking amazing. I have never met a random woman and had an instant connection to her like how I did with Rochelle tonight. Rochelle was a firecracker, I could tell. She would be down for whatever and the coke was way too good. I wanted to keep her around, to be able to fuck her and eat that sweet pussy of hers whenever I wanted too. And I was going to make sure of it by getting her number or asking of a night cap. Either one would satisfy was coke induced pussy.

Fucking Toes And Cuckold Sex

Edgeplay phone sex

My last boyfriend had a huge foot fetish. He loved sucking my toes and having me jack his cock off with my feet. We didn’t stop there I would rub his balls with my toes, and I even pushed my big toe in his asshole while he stroked his cock. His cock was not as big as I was used to, so we brought in a BBC to fuck me all the fucking time. As I got fucked by a big black cock my ex-boyfriend would come over and suck my toes and feet while watching me get fucked. He would even stroke his cock and spray my tits with his cum. It felt so good getting pounded by a big dick that I didn’t mind roleplaying with he just wanted to see my feet in different shoes or stockings. If I had stockings on, I would stroke his cock, edging him until he would cream all over my feet. 

Edge Queen

edgeplay phone sexI love being brought to the edge of orgasm without actually cumming. Typically, I edge myself in public by keeping a vibrator in between my fat coochie lips. As I am doing my shopping and running errands, I turn it on and try to pretend that I do not feel my cunt dripping with pleasure. I never wear any panties so my thick inner highs always get sticky from my honey pot overflowing. I attempt to speak to people and be social but my voice is quivering as my vibrator glides in between my pussy lips slowly starting to brush against my black hole. I can feel my legs about to give out as I get closer and closer to my climax. As soon as I get to the brink of orgasm, I turn it off and feel my clit pulsing. My throbbing snatch would be begging to get pushed over the edge but I have to ignore the urge. If not, as soon as I release my squirt juice will begin to trickle down my legs. people will know that I’m a dirty age whore queen and I take pleasure in being a secretive slut!

Best phone sex on a friday night

best phone sex

You want the best phone sex tonight. It’s Friday, and your weekend is about to start. Let me show you a good time. I’m great at edging and making you have the most intense leg-shaking orgasms. My techniques are unique, and they will have you enjoying every bit of me. You can rest assured that you will be well taken care of and won’t forget me.

It will be the kind of climax that makes you feel like you are both alive and in heaven. It is not a simple trick; I work my magic on your dick in ways you can’t fathom.

Get set to go on the ride of your lifetime. I’m going to make you beg me to let you cum. I will keep saying no repeatedly until you earn that cum explosion.

You will never forget my name and will forever be indebted to me. I will rock your cock and make sure you never need porn or toys. My voice alone will soothe you and excite you.