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He should have known it was too small for me

cuckold phone sexI had a date last night that I had been looking forward to for a week, but it did not end the way I thought it would. I thought that the man I was seeing was this handsome, muscular, alpha male type because his pictures were really sexy but I found out real quick that looks can be very deceiving. He was sexy and charming in person but he had this weird vibe about him, he just seemed kinda wimpy even though he was very fit. When I invited him back to my place and got his pants off I figured it all out… he had the smallest cock I had ever seen! I couldn’t help it, I started laughing so hard that I cried and the whole time he just stood there and took it! Obviously he had to know that he could never satisfy me sexually with that tiny thing. I owned him completely that night, he danced for me and sang for me, he even squealed like a pig for me when I decided to fuck him with my biggest strap on cock! In the end, I even made him pay me for my time!

Spin on your dick like a ballerina

Best phone sex Don’t you think my pussy looks nice when it is spread open? It is so tight and fucking pink. You know how I can ride a dick and spin around like a ballerina on your cock. I am very talented and I would love to show you. My nice big tits would look so good in your mouth, and my nipples are sensitive and they can make me cream with just one lick. I love to squirt and cream all over your big fat cock. I just love fucking I have always been a nasty whore. I honestly think your cock is perfect for my pussy. I am more of a women then most men can handle. Does that turn you on? It turns me on thinking about how hard you cock is reading this blog.

Homemade Ass Sex Porn on a Snow Day

ass sex pornToday was our first snow day. We have had flurries but today I woke up to several inches and those inches were on the ground not in my pussy! I don’t shovel snow. I have a handsome neighbor boy, however, home for college, who is more than willing to help me out with anything I may need. I sent him a text offering him some money to shovel the driveway for me. I swear it didn’t even have time to send when he was at my door all bundled up with shovel in hand. While he slaved away at unburying my car, I made us hot chocolate spiked with some Baily’s Irish Creme. He is not old enough to drink yet, but a spiked hot coco won’t hurt him. When he came in from the cold, he was not interested in hot coco or money. He was all about my ass. Those college boys watch a lot of ass sex porn. I suggested we take a warm shower and make our own home movie. He loved the idea of me filming a Milf gone wild home movie. I set up the iPad and we hopped into the steamy shower. I was so turned on by his rugged buff body. He got a bit aggressive, tossed me up against the shower door and fucked my ass. Pinned my arms behind my back while he pounded me like a porn star-an anal porn star. I begged to have a hand free to caress his cum filled balls. I wanted to feel how tight they were  filled with his seed. I also wanted to rub my clit. I love a cock in my ass, but I can’t cum unless my clit is being toyed with too. He pushed me into the door further, refusing to let an arm loose. He rubbed my clit for me until we came together. It was a hot ass sex experience to say the least. I am looking forward to a lot more snow.

Sexy Babe Serves up Christmas Dinner

Sexy babeJoin me for Christmas dinner? I’ve got a lovely, succulent turkey, seasoned up just right. I can lay a slice across one breast as I scoop some mashed potatoes and gravy onto the other one. I can already see the gravy dribbling over the sides and down my breast to the valley between them both, leaving a red trail where the warmth touches. I have some delicious cornbread dressing that you can nibble off of my stomach, and a green bean casserole that you can tongue out of my belly button. I can even put a dollop of cranberry sauce on or with any of these. And the crème de la crème? I have a lovely sweet potato pie that I can lay just at the very top of my cunt, and I can drench it in whipped cream, letting the cream work its way down onto my lady lips, down between them, and onto my clit. I would like nothing better than a tongue bath from you as you enjoy your entire meal, before we fuck like animals.

Sexy Babe For Hot Holiday Fucking

Hot fucking over this Holiday weekend with a sexy babe should be your main focus for escape. Seriously, I know you will need to step away and whack off a little in the midst of all the Holiday festivities. But you are in luck! I am going to be around as much as possible to take care of those throbbing cocks.

I’m your late night whore for the best phone sex and can always be available with an appointment and pre-payment for any of my off times. I love getting my pussy all worked up and squirting on a nice fat fuck rod. I would love to be your dirty secret for Holiday jerk off fantasy sessions. I am a very open minded slut that can’t fucking stop thinking about sex.

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Great Blowjobs from a Sexy MILF Phone Sex Slut

great blowjobsMy best friend’s son paid me a visit to say Merry Christmas. I know it is wrong to seduce your BFF’s son, but he is legal age, even if he is not old enough to drink, he is old enough to vote which makes him old enough to fuck. Right? I can’t help it if my great blowjobs are so legendary that he got wind of the rumor and wanted to see if it was fact or fiction. Young boys need good head. Sexy MILFs need hard cock. It really is win win. I invited him inside for some cookies. MILF n cookies! We were catching up when I saw the bulge in his pants. I teased him that my cookies must be really good this year.

milf phone sexHe turned red with embarrassment. I assured him that there was no reason to be ashamed.  In fact, I invited him to feel my wet pussy to know that the feeling was mutual. He did more than feel! He finger fucked me like we were porn stars. He found my G spot. I was squirting all over his hands. I was a bit embarrassed, but clearly I didn’t need to be because he had a huge hard on. What happened next was the stuff wet milf phone sex dreams are made of. He went down on my sloppy wet pussy, while I contorted my body in the 69 position to down his hard cock while he ate my pussy.

mature phone sexAfter some mutual oral gratification, we fucked. I fucked a young man I have known since he was a boy. I fucked the son of my best friend. Pretty sure that violates some friend code, but I couldn’t help it. He was handsome and hung. Plus, he made me squirt. No man has ever made me squirt before. I fucked that boy in every position we could physically get in too. We could have illustrated the Kama Sutra! I got the Christmas gift of a hung hard cook. He got the Christmas gift of a sexy MILF pussy.

Completely Wasted

best phone sexI dont really remember much of last night except being faced down in a toilet most of the night puking my brains out! Normally I can handle my liquor but something about last night really got me shit faced. I think one of my normal johns spiked my drink because I remember getting my ass hole stretched out with fingers and a tongue around the rim. I also remember kind of having cum drip from my ass hole and a bit of tenderness from the rough handling! I wish I could remember just what happened to me last night or what the hell I did. Where the hell did most of these bruises come from and why do I remember so many different cocks cumming down my throat! Ugh I still feel like shit today but I am still so freaking horny too!

Getting Fucked

Best phone sex My cunt is so fucking wet for you baby. I haven’t came today and I ready to bust, and it could  be you if you call me baby. You can call and blow my mind with how good you fuck me. I can please you better then any other girl I promise. I would love to just hop right on to that big fat BBC. Big black cock is my favorite kind of cock, It is always fucking big and makes me squirt everywhere. I would love to have a threesome with some of my neighbors, especially banging the husband right in front of his wife. That would be so fucking hot don’t you think? I just wanna have some fun and get fucked hard..

New Car Itch

best phone sexI went shopping for a new Audi today, and I saw her sitting on the showroom floor and knew immediately that she would be mine. That must be how men feel about women most of the time, and in a way this car was my girl, too. Though I didn’t need to drive it to knw that I wanted the car, the sales person insisted that we go for a drive. As I drove along, I noticed that his eyes were glued to my legs. I had on a short dress and heels. You know, I had been so focused on the car that I didn’t even realize how hot this guy was. Once I realized it, though, I couldn’t stop thinking about getting it on with him. I wanted to do it right then and there. So, I pulled over and when he asked me how I liked it, I leaned over and kissed him. It was hot and heavy immediately so I unzipped his pants and climbed into the passenger seat sitting on his lap, and riding his cock till we both exploded. It felt really good to be spontaneous like that, and I ended up getting a great deal on my girl.

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The best phone sex is wild and kinky!  I’ve always had this nerd girl side of me I don’t let out much. Considering I don’t meet the social stigma, it’s easier to keep it under wraps than to constantly defend my geekness due to having tits and a twat. But a few times a year, I get to go somewhere that I can truly be myself, one single word that means my freedom. Convention. I know what you’re thinking, LAME! Oh fuck no it’s not! If you have never been to Comicon you would know how many scantily clad hotties and horny cosplays that run around there. Whether it’s a slutty leah or a super retro sexy Red Sonja, these bitches got sexy geek appeal. This year, rather than go in my favorite style of Amy Pond seeking her Rory, (only you fellow Whovians will get that one) I went simply as supergirl.

Sure enough it didn’t ake long for a sexy babe to meet me in the photo booth to finger fuck the shit out of my perfect pussy! I wonder who else I can get into me?  I know someone would love the great blowjobs I give!

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