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Best Phone Sex For Pervert Training

Your looking to become a pervert and feel stuck, well the best phone sex is with me and I’ll train you in the ways of being perverse. I’m a filthy perverted slut when no one is looking, and a sophisticated primped and primed Princess when in public “eye”. That means I am not ALWAYS primadonna in public, only as far as the public may view me as such.

Dirty talking erotic roleplaying GFE is one of those things where you get that naughty yet respectable dream wrapped up in a tight sweet pink package. I bet you will be dying to get a taste of this sweet pink. I’m going to tease the hell out of you in public and then pull you off to the side and give you what great blowjobs are made of… a sloppy wet mouth. I’m wet with anticipation.

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Don’t you want the best baby?

best phone sexI’ve been told many, many times that I have the prettiest, best looking feet anyone has ever seen and I have to say that I agree. Have you seen them? One look will tell you that these are feet worth worshipping for sure. I keep them pretty and perfect at all times, they’re always soft and well pedicured, just perfect for rubbing your cock on. That is… IF I let you rub your cock on them, you will have to earn that privilege I’m afraid. I don’t just let any pervy guy touch these perfect feet, no no no, only a certain type of man is good enough for me. I want a man with a big cock and strong hands, the kind of man that will make more than just my feet feel good! 

Mature Phone Sex Women are the Best Cuckold Phone Sex Therapists

mature phone sexMature phone sex women understand size matters. Most likely, a sexy mature woman is a cock size queen too. I know I am. I am well past the act like it is no big deal phase of my life. As young girls, we are often brain washed into believing that we just need to be silent in the bedroom. We are spoon fed crap like a man’s sexual needs are more important than our own. I called bullshit on that early in my life. During my first marriage actually. My husband had a small pecker. At least it was painfully average. I was naive until I had an affair with his best friend who turned out to be three times bigger than my husband. Much thicker too. I have since dumped that husband. In fact, I have dumped husband number two also. He had a decent cock, it just NEVER worked.

cuckold phone sexI am single now. I am on Tinder and Cougar Life. I demand to see a man’s cock before arranging any kind of hook up. I was feeling mean the other day. It happens. This one guy on Tinder started stalking me through social media. He wasn’t happy I rejected his proposal to let him give me his huge 5 inch cock. That is a far cry from “huge.” I arranged for a hook up with a college boy twice that size the same time average dick loser was to show up to my place for a threesome. Not exactly the threesome he envisioned. I cock teased them both, but I only blew one  guy. I only fucked  one guy. Only one guy saw the cuckold phone sex therapist side of me. I talked about how one of these cocks was not like the other. I giggled at his thin average dick. I even sat on his face with my pussy full of cum. Perhaps now he knows what is really a huge cock. Do you understand?

Cum stuffed

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The best phone sex to me means a hot sexy woman, giving great blowjobs, who loves erotic roleplaying, and has a good sense of humor! We’ve all had that one friend in grade school who had fun shooting milk out their nose, shooting spitballs from straws and in general causing chaos by being totally fun and goofy. That’s me!

Who said GFE phone sex has to be all serious and shit? I think it’s fine to laugh and smile while fucking each others’ brains out! Why, haven’t you ever put your face between a pair of bit, beautiful tits and motorboated? I have! All epic blowjobs start with giggling and having fun. Like I said about milk coming out your friends nose?

I had a big laugh from having this one massive cock buried deep in my throat, and when he came I tried swallowing every bit, but it was the biggest cum shot I had ever experienced and it came out of my nose and around my lips. And it just got worse cause he started laughing, so I started laughing, then it all came out everywhere. It was hilarious! And one of the biggest orgasms he had ever had!

I am just saying,how do you know if you have a high sperm count ? If I have to chew before I can swallow! So hit me up and tell me what your favorite funny sex story is, and we’ll see if we can’t make some new ones!

For now, I’ll leave you with this bit of advice.

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her!
With love,
Anabelle <3

Two is Better than One

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For several days in a row, I’ve had a visit from my new biker friend. I love fucking him. Today, he brought some friends over so that we could all go for a ride. After the ride was over, he and his friend, Ben stayed in the garage checking their bikes out. Riding on the back of that bike had me so turned on and I started thinking dirty thoughts about having both of them. I started taking off my clothes there in the garage, and both guys were immediately hard and knew what I was up to. I quickly got down to my bra and had my panties off. I sat in the garage playing with my pussy while they both watched. Ben was about to explode, he wanted me so badly. So, I went to him, got on my knees and unzipped his pants. I began to suck his cock while my friend started stroking his cock. He quickly moved in and put that hard cock of his in my ass while Ben mouth fucked me. Both men left very happy!

The Best Phone Phone Sex Stories

best phone sexThe best phone sex stories come from mature babes. I think it is because we are uninhibited and horny. Since I hit my sexual prime, I see a guy that makes me wet, I am bold. I just tell him I want to fuck his brains out and wear his cum. Guys never turn me down either. Not even married men.  I was doing a little holiday shopping at Kohls last night. They are actually open until like midnight now. I hate crowds, so I went later in the evening. I am so glad I did too. I met a tall handsome man. A married man, but I just wanted to blow him, not marry him. He was checking me out. His wife was keeping close tabs on him, but even a kept man finds a way to break loose from a shrew’s  grasp to get some pussy. I ducked into a changing room, signaled him to follow me. I waited patiently because I knew he would figure out how to lose the ball and chain. I only waited a few minutes when he came into the dressing room with his cock out. I wanted to fuck him, but I knew there was not enough time for that so I settled on head. Great blowjobs, especially random ones, always make a man feel good. My last boyfriend said my middle name should be Hoover because I can suck better than a vacuum cleaner. I could feel his phone vibrating in his pocket. No doubt his wife was looking for him. I sucked faster, using my hands too. I have amazing oral technique. Within a few minutes, he was dumping his jizz in my mouth. He tasted salty. He gave me a wink, zipped up his pants and fled the scene quickly.  No way his wife wouldn’t know he was up to no good. I went back to shopping with some random man’s cum dripping on my chin.

Side Chick

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Most women don’t realize that the reason why their relationships always have infidelity within them is because they don’t give their spouse enough attention in the bedroom. That’s why men always find me to be their ideal, dream girlfriend everyday. Sex is constantly on my mind at all times, no matter where I am. No man has ever been able to rival my sexual appetite so I’m constantly fucking multiple men a day to appease my horny desires that I’m dealing with for hours at a time. My sweet bald pussy and tight asshole are always being craved by men and I am more than willing to have a kinky time as long as they treat my pussy with respect because I’m a classy slut with the tastiest pussy any boyfriend could want! Just one look at me and men can tell that I am more sexually experienced and adventurous than their boring wife or long term gf is back at home. I don’t feel bad about it, I’m here to make sure I show a man how a naughty little gf should be for their man!

Phone Sex Therapy at the Dealership

Phone sex therapyI had to take my car to the dealership for some routine maintenance. From my seat in the waiting area, I could see straight through into the manager’s office, as his office seemed to be mostly windows. He was a great bear of a man, burly and grizzled and sexy as fuck. I could clearly see the tension in his demeanor, and I knew that man was stressed beyond all. After a glance around to make sure there was no one paying attention, I slipped quietly into his office. He glanced up at me and started to question my presence, but I held a finger to my lips as I closed the blinds to his office. I slid behind him and started a nice, solid massage, hitting all the vital places, before slowly adding some kisses and licks into it. He not only started to relax, but his tension all started to shift to his nether regions. Being the gentleman that he was, he tried to warn me off of him, but being the pro that I am, I knew what I was about. When I knew that he was wound up tight, I spun his chair about, climbed down between his legs, and freed his cock from its prison. You could see the desire to fight, and his chest inhaling for the berating he was about to unleash on me. Then, my mouth found his shaft, and all will to fight left him in a groan. His hands found my hair, my mouth worked its way further and further down his dick, and his stress all moved directly to where his blood was flowing. I felt him urging himself to his finish, but I wasn’t done, yet. I stood up, undid my blouse, hiked up my skirt, and I buried his cock in my pussy at the same time that I buried his face in my chest. His grizzly beard scratched at my smooth skin, and his cock filled me up and stretched me out. His arms wrapped around me and pulled me in tight as he started to thrust up into me hard. I bounced up and down on him hard and fast, helping him along, until he finally came deep inside of me, setting of my own orgasm. He kissed me full on the mouth as thanks, but I wasn’t done yet. 😉

Mature Phone Sex Women

mature phone sexMature phone sex girls are the best cock suckers. Fuck. We do everything better. I did the family thing last night. After a few hours of family bonding with my offspring and my parents, I needed some adult beverages and cock. Before going home, I stopped by my local watering hole. It is a dive bar, but a bar filled with men looking for women who know their way around a cock.  When I walked in, I felt all eyes on me. Exactly what I was hoping for, actually. The men in the bar swarmed on me like a pack of hungry wolves.  I did what a sexy mature woman does best. I fell to my knees and blew as many guys as possible. A post turkey day celebration involving the stuffing of my mouth with cock and nut sauce. My belly was already full, but I swallowed  cum like I had not eaten in days.  Well, I swallowed most of it. My face got some jizz too. I took some numbers for another day, went home and said thanks for all the men who love a dirty old whore.

Thanksgiving history re-written

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Every year this church in town holds a giant reenactment of the first thanksgiving. There are Indians and pilgrims running around everywhere, food to sample, and booths teaching people about how things were made, and so on. So this year I decided to volunteer, I had nothing else better to do, and thought it would be fun. I had the perfect sexy Indian outfit, too! I know it’s not exactly time period accurate, but fuck it, I am going to have fun with this!
So, I’m bouncing around with a platter of flatbread and red corn samples, and I notice this one tall, sexy pilgrim can’t take his eyes off my long legs and fur-trimmed hide mini skirt. And judging by that bulge by his knee, he likes what he sees. I head over by him, and offer my samples. “Hey there, I was wondering, do you want to put your corncob in my tipi?”
His face was fucking priceless as he stammered “What?!” I smiled, and leaned close in to his ear, “My wigwam is dripping down my leg, why don’t you come explore it?”
I didn’t have to repeat myself again, he followed me over to a quiet corner of the festival like a starving, lonely puppy ready to himp my leg at any moment. It was so much more exciting thinking that we could get caught at any given moment! I stripped his costume off, and sucked his cock deep into my throat in one motion. HIs dick was dripping delicious precum already.
He bent me over the picnic table and  threw my skirt to the ground. My cunt was so wet even his massive penis slid into my tight box with a scrumptious ease.
Over, and over again he surged deep into my fuck hole, his balls slapping my clit mercilessly, his fingers digging deep into my hips while he pulled me in tighter and harder with each stroke.
He came deep in my belly, spilling his baby gravy from within me. Once we caught our breath, we noticed we had an audience of tourists staring in open-mouthed awe.
Well, that’s one way to ensure peace between the nations!