This guy needed some small dick humiliation. He found me online and started texting me. He was sweet and kept going on about how hot I was and was basically obsessed with me. I kept wondering why such a nice, seemly attractive guy would be so fucking needy. Then he showed me. He sent me a picture of his dick and I almost dropped my phone I was laughing so hard. He had the tiniest dick I had ever seen. When he asked me what I thought, I couldn’t lie. I had to tell him that he was the equivalent of a little boy. He kept trying to get with me though so I told him to come over and show me that little winkie in person. When he got to my place he whipped it out and I could help but to giggle at it again. I saw it twitch and I realized that he had just gotten hard, and it wasn’t any bigger. I took my phone out and snapped a picture of him standing there with his itty bitty dick out. I sent it to all my friends and they were dying. He asked me if I thought he could please me with and it sent out a whole new bout of laughter. I told him that I’d make him a deal, if he made it worth my time and ate my pussy really fucking good, I’d let him stroke his two fingers up that tiny thing and cum for me. He did as he was told and was happy with what he got. He knew he couldn’t actually please me with that thing.
Category: Phone humiliation
Let your funds do the talking
I am such a sensual being, I deserve to be bathed in the finest oils and flowers as I am adorned in pure gold! The ultimate goddess treatment for the most delicious goddess that you ever did get your perverted hands on! It’s so funny what desperate men will do in order to get some pussy, especially my top notch cunny! Here’s a friendly reminder that I will never be your girlfriend, not even if you were the last throbbing cock on this planet! You would still treat me as a powerful queen and bow down to my needs. My entire life is beta funded and it’s marvelous! You’re a kinky fuck and you love to get dirty with your slutty goddess! I’m entirely bored with small talk, show me the money honey! Let your funds do the talking!
If You Are Lucky
I love to strip and tease boys. Making them give up their money all for little ole me. You will take me on a shopping spree and watch spend your money honey at least three times a week. I want a new car. All my bills will be paid by your wallet. I will get a very generous weekly allowance from you. You will pay for a brand new house that I choose. If you are lucky I will let you stroke yourself. If you get luckier than that I will let you eat on my pussy. And let you give me such pleasure. And then maybe after all that if I find you pleasing in all these actions. I will let you jerk off in the corner.
Teeny Tiny Peenie
I’ve never laughed as hard as I’ve laughed tonight. Went on a date with a tall dark and handsome gentleman and actually had a good time. The date went so well that I invited him back to my place for coffee. And everyone knows that coffee at the end of a date means “let’s fuck”. I get him upstairs and we’re kissing and making out like crazy and it feels so good. I’m excited because he’s a pretty big guy with huge hands and feet, so I’m expecting a huge cock. But when he pulled his cock out it was a big letdown, because he had the smallest dick I’ve ever seen. It was so short and thin that it was a shocking thing to behold. I really tried not to laugh but I couldn’t suppress it. I laughed so hard that tears fell from my eyes. He just stood there beet red in the face totally humiliated. He covered his tiny cock with a hand and I moved his hand to take a picture because my friends wouldn’t believe his size without proof. The tiny dick man put his clothes back on and walked out of my apartment.
You May Watch
I will allow you to watch Me as I fuck this BBC right in front of you. Do not worry your pretty Little head. I will allow you to be the one to take care of My needs. Buy Me whatever I want. Take Me anywhere in the world I wish to go. Pay all My bills and obey My every command. But your dick is small and not worth much. I Am gonna get myself some real Cock. Not that itsy bitsy thing you have between your legs. You may watch. I want you to see what a real cock can do. How a real cock satisfies a real woman. Something you can never accomplish with that clit size dick.
Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy
If you are looking for cuckold phone sex, you found it. It is my favorite type of call. I have cucked 2 ex-husbands and countless men who thought they could satisfy me with their small cocks. I thought there were a lot of small dick losers in my life, but since I became a cuckold sex queen, I have discovered there are way more men than I thought with tiny dicks. Get this. Some guys lie about being smaller than they are for humiliation. If you have a big dick, even an average cock, and lie that you are smaller for phone humiliation, then you are a different breed of pathetic. Some guys love a ball busting cock size queen. I have a full time job as a school teacher. I am a therapist too. I counsel students on everything from relationship woes to performance issues. It was a natural leap to being a phone therapist too. I had a student recently come to me about her boyfriend. She is one of the popular girls. Super hot coed type. Cheerleader, smart and the girl other girls wish they could be. Her boyfriend is an all American football player. Handsome guy, likely the most popular boy in school. Apparently, however, he has a small cock and it rarely gets hard. When he does, he is a minute boy. She feels the need to stay with him because they are the “it” couple at school. I gave her some honest advice. I told her to make her boyfriend a cuckold and take a lover. Most married women, maybe even your wife, cheat on their husbands with small cocks. Some women won’t divorce a tiny dick loser because of financial security or family. In those cases, cheat cheat cheat. I told Lexie to get a black lover. There are plenty of hung black guys in school who would love to fuck an unsatisfied white cheerleader. I love being a phone sex therapist too. When we talk, I will help you come to terms with your small cock and also help you encourage your wife to take a lover who will satisfied her properly.
Phone Sex Therapist Farah Loves Weak Men
As a phone sex therapist, I hear all kinds of things from my callers. I talk to submissive men, cuckolds, sissies, tiny dick losers and a variety of fetish guys. I don’t judge. Now, I cannot promise not to laugh. I spoke with a subby loser this morning who enjoys being exploited by dominant women. He acted at first like he didn’t like it, but he does whatever a woman wants. He will drain his bank account; wear a chastity belt; fuck his ass with a dildo; wear panties and ladies’ clothes. I bet he would even suck cock if a woman told him too. As a sexy dominatrix, I love submissive men. Men who are too weak to say no and too pathetic to fuck, will do anything to be in the presence of a strong, hot woman. I have had many men like my caller in my life. I see to it to always have one handy. My current weak link is Harry. He is a 58 year old banker. Makes a shit ton of money, but is neither masculine or handsome. He has no options with women. Mature sexy women won’t fuck a man with a limp dick. Sexy coeds don’t want to fuck an old, ugly man. So, what does a man like Harry do? He finds himself a dominant woman and he tributes her. Harry pays me for my company. I’m not an escort. He is not paying to fuck me. He is paying simply for my company. I go to work functions with him. I play the part of the too hot for him girl, then back at his place he is getting small dick humiliation from me. He pays me to deny him and laugh at his inadequate dick. I know you are thinking to yourself, you would never do that. But, ask yourself a few questions. Are you handsome? Are you hung? If you are neither, I am sorry, unless you are filthy rich, likely all you will hear from a woman is her laughter.
Naughty neighbor phone sex
I’ve caught you peeking through my window! You naughty horny neighbor. Of course I shower every night around the same time leave my window open with my room light on. I know you are looking so I make my self even more sexy for you! I have my wet shaved pussy that I start rubbing making my self orgasm for you. Rubbing my tits with my other hand, my nipples are so hard my pussy is so wet! If only you had the balls to knock on my window and let me know you are there I would tell you to come in and fuck me hard! I will be ready tomorrow with this cute little yellow set at the window. As soon as I see you coming over I will invite you in to my house and into my pussy fuck hole. Of course my other two fuck holes as well!
Spoiled Queen
A sexy queen like me should always be financially and sexually pleased, without a shadow of a doubt! I live the life of a true superior being. You live the life on the bottom of my shoe, and that’s exactly where you are going to stay! If you love me, prove yourself and send me money. I’m just here to ruin men’s lives and take their souls, it’s what I do best! Imagine having the privilege of speaking to me on the phone, I know it makes your toes curl just thinking about it! Purchase my time and show me how enamored and obsessed you are with me from head to toe, inside and out. You have enjoyed your cock since you were old enough to play with it, now I enjoy controlling it! You’re like my puppet, you are weak and filled with desires that only I can fulfill, you are mine! Stay wrapped around my finger where you belong! We are going to have the best phone sex ever!
You can all fuck this whore as many times as you want
I don’t know who the mother fucker is that narced me out to my boss, but if I find out it was one of you I am going to tie you down and tease your cock until you beg me to stop, then I’ll keep doing it longer and longer. That doesn’t seem like much of a threat until you are in the middle of it, trust me. So because of whoever you are, I got “fired” for fucking you all. My boss was going to make me go to the prison and look after the high-security wing. There are the most gang bang there and I don’t want to go. So because of you… I had to go to the jail where my boss told me to meet him. I got into the jail and I felt like I was being booked for a crime. They searched me, they took my mugshot and sat me in a cell and told me to wait for the Captain. I sat there, kind of pissed, like what the fuck?
The Captain is finally making his way over to the cell I am in. He looks at me and says “I thought I fired you, slut.” I just pursed my lips ready to say fuck you pal but I didn’t. I actually do want my job back it’s a pretty lush gig. The Captain and another officer came into the cell, both of them with a smirk and I don’t know if I was seeing things at the time, but it looked like they both had a hard on. I soon figured out why. They cuffed my wrists behind my back and marched me out into the central booking area where all the other people being charged were sitting waiting for release or a judge. They latched the cuffs to the front counter where I was facing everyone, front and center. The cells above and behind were opened and the inmates stepped out to see my jail jump suit being cut off. The howling and chanting began as the Captain asked who was horny. Every guy in there stood up clapping and grabbing their cocks. Oddly I wasn’t scared, I was thinking wow I didn’t even have to plan this gangbang. The Captain told them all he was first and they could watch how a real man fucks. They booed him but it didn’t stop him at all, he uncuffed me from the front desk and jerked me over to the stairs. He positioned my leg and all in one motion he shoved his big thick cock inside my pussy. I yelled out in pain and pleasure just as one of the other male guards took my picture. Captain fucked me hard and came inside me and made his announcement. “You can all fuck this whore as many times are you want she is here for the night for your use in cell 12, she will be cuffed so you don’t have to struggle with keeping her down.” My eyes are just huge, thinking what the fuck did he just say? As he was turning to leave he looked me straight in the eye and whispered “Well you like to fuck everything, so now everything is going to fuck you. You want your job, I’ll get nothing but good reports from all the guys … and girls that fuck you whore. Or your job goes bye bye.” He walks away and the other guards tell the inmates to come up get a number. I am dragged to the cell and cuffed to the bed with a cheap gross mat on it.
It was very … different. I have to go check on a parolee; I’ll have to write more to you guys later. Talk to you again soon.