Category: Phone sex therapist

Phone Sex Therapist for Your Panty Problem

phone sex therapistA phone sex therapist is what every man needs. Honestly, I am cheaper than a psychiatrist and more fun to talk to also. Lyle had a problem he was too embarrassed to discuss with anyone, even his wife. Luckily, he found me. Lyle has a panty fetish. At first, I thought that was no big deal. I mean lots of men wear panties for numerous reasons. Lyle steals panties whenever he gets. He sneaks into the ladies’ locker room at the gym and lifts dirty pairs while the women are showering. He told me he has over 2,000 pairs of women’s panties. He has an obsession. He is a panty addict. He has gone as far as to rent a storage unit, so he can hide his fetish from his wife. I mean it would be hard to hide that many pairs of panties in your house undetected. I had to ask many questions to find the root of his obsession. He likes wearing women’s panties. He likes jacking off in women’s panties and he loves to sniff dirty panties. He even goes to laundromats to lift dirty undies. I wasn’t going to fix a man with that many panties. My goal was to keep him from being arrested for his fetish. I told him how to approach women. Many women will masturbate in their panties for men. I sell my panties to men just like Lyle. Money is not a problem for him, so I suggested paying women for their panties instead of stealing them from places that might get him arrested. Sexy women masturbating in their panties gives him the smell he wants and gives some woman a few extra bucks. It is a win win situation. I even promised him a pair of my wet undies. I may not be able to fix you, but I can help you have your fetish and remain under the radar.

Phone humiliation will be your therapy

phone humiliationPhone humiliation is a key part of your therapy with me, I know that you don’t like it but it has to be this way. You have a tiny little penis and a huge ego, those two things just can not go together no matter how much you may want them to. You need to be taken down a peg and I am just the one to help you achieve that goal. Look I know that you think you are god’s gift to women but you are so not at all anything approaching that. You have the smallest cock I have ever seen and you are weak as hell! A real man could pick me up, you can’t. A real man could fuck me for hours, you cum in less than thirty seconds. We are going to start off your therapy by making you watch me with a real man. You will watch him fuck me, you will see what a real man does and how he satisfies me and if I feel like you have made enough progress, I might let you play clean up boy after he is done. We will just have to see how you act.

Phone Sex Therapy for 2019

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy in 2019 should be your resolution. There is no shame in admitting that you need to talk to some one about your small dick or your fetish. I am here for you. I am an open-minded, sexy therapist with decades of experience and research in a slew of sexual deviancies. I don’t see them as deviancies, however. Just desires that need taught how to control like a vampire needs to control his need for blood. Chuck is a small dicked man. He can’t get a woman. He sets his sights too high and he thinks he is the total package to women. If you have a small dick, you have no business acting like you are 10 foot tall with a big fucking cock. Chuck was hitting on me and my girlfriends at the bar. He was handsome, appeared to be rich based on his clothes and his car keys. But something felt off too me. He was trying too hard. Men confident in their cock size, don’t need to come on that strong. It was clear he needed some therapy. I took him off to a dark corner and told him to show me his cock. I new it wasn’t going to be big, but I was not prepared for it to be that small. Holy shit, I couldn’t see anything but balls. He had a micro penis and was hitting on me. I had to give him some small dick humiliation. He deserved it. Like many men, Chuck needed to know his place. He is not lover material. He can be a cuckold, a sissy maid, even an adult baby or a cross dresser, but he is not man. I told him if he wants companionship, he needs to change his ways. Look for a dominant woman and serve her. He was shocked at my brutal truth because he has money and looks. I’m here to tell you that size is all that matters.

Best Phone Sex Therapy

best phone sexThe best phone sex starts here. Men like mature women because nothing shocks us. We have no limits or taboos. I have this friend who came to me because she found her husband’s stash of fetish stuff. She didn’t know what to think. He had women’s panties and butt plugs. She thinks her husband is gay. I told her that was likely not the case. I had a talk with him. He just likes his ass played with while he is wearing women’s panties. That may sound gay to you but consider the fact that women’s panties smell like women’s pussies and the male G-spot is in the ass. Her husband isn’t gay, he just like’s ass play. He has an ass fetish. I like it in the ass too. I had to sit down with them and have some marriage therapy. My girlfriend was hesitant to take the lead with him, so I put on a strap-on and fucked his ass. Once she saw how much pleasure he got from that strap-on up his ass, she started to soften her stance a bit. I was enjoying myself too. I like fucking a guy in the ass. I am a dominant woman in case you couldn’t tell. It took some intervention on my part, but I think I saved their marriage and made it even stronger. Guys, you shouldn’t have to hide your fetish from your partner. Sometimes, you just need a little phone sex therapy. This doctor is in to help your marriage too.

Cuckold Phone Sex: Cuckolding is a Marriage Saver

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex keeps me busy. So many men want their wives to cheat on them with bigger dicks. I get it. Men are becoming more self aware thanks to an Internet filled with big black cock porn. Guys have the proof of their short comings now. When I first got married, the Internet wasn’t around. My husband at the time didn’t have evidence that his dick was super small or that size matters. I divorced him because he failed to recognize that we had a problem, a huge problem. Well, a huge small problem lol. Now when I am with a lover I need to take to the curb, I can show him some videos of what a sexy babe like me deserves in her fuck holes. If my first husband would have just been a cuckold husband, I would still be married to him. Honestly, the best way to save a marriage is by letting a wife have better cocks. We live in a world of sexual deviancy. Polyamorous relationships. Swinging. Cuckolding. This is the new norm for marriages. If you are still holding on to some archaic notion of monogamy, you need some phone therapy now. Let me help save your marriage and bring sexual satisfaction back to your wife.

Phone Sex Therapy for All Kinky Fetishes

phone sex therapyDo you need phone sex therapy? Most men do. The sexy doctor is in. Guys think I am just a phone sex slut. There is far more to me than being a dirty talker. I have a Ph. D in psychology. I teach college and talk dirty. I started doing phone sex as research on sexual deviance. Turns out, I love sexual deviants. I am one too. I talk dirty when not on campus. My friends come to me for their sexual woes because my doctorate focus was human sexuality. I am qualified to hear your sexual woes.  I love being a phone sex therapist more than teaching college. I get to talk to cuckolds, sissies, mommy’s boys, fetish guys and perverts. This morning I talked to a guy with mommy issues. Oedipal complexes are common. I just played his surrogate mommy. Turned out he wanted to be an adult baby. I love an adult diaper lover. I treated him like he was my son. I breast fed him, gave him a bath, put him in a diaper and rocked him to sleep signing him a lullaby. I can be a sweet mommy or a mean mommy depending on the adult baby. Some boys deserve nurture and love and others deserve shame and punishment. Whatever your kinky fetish is, this sexy therapist is ready to help.

Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs are what men crave. Most men will tell you that even a bad blowjob feels good. I don’t do bad blowjobs. It is not in my DNA to give bad head. If I am sucking your cock, it is because you have a nice cock and I want to suck it. If I had to suck small dicks, I am sure I would give bad head. There is no reason at all for me to suck losers off, however. I am a mature woman. Twice divorced with lots of cuckolding experience under my belt. I know what I like and deserve. So, if you are lucky enough to feel my lips on your cock it is because I want to suck your dick. Therefore, you are getting great head because I put my all into something I enjoy. So, this begs the question you must ask yourself. If you are getting bad head, does that mean your dick is small. Likely it does. If a woman finds your dick underwhelming, she is not going to blow you with enthusiasm. When a woman likes a cock, she can’t get her hands or mouth on it enough. It is that simple. If you are not getting laid. If you are getting no head or only bad head, the issue is you not her. You have something she doesn’t want. If this sounds like you, then you need some cuckold phone sex therapy to figure out how to give your woman what she does want.

Phone Sex Therapist

phone sex therapistA phone sex therapist like me stays busy. I found myself in a state of disbelief this morning when he came for help. He acted like he had a small cock. I believed him when he said women wouldn’t fuck him, not even his wife. His wife told him his dick was too small for her. He has had a complex ever since. I was set to counsel him on how to be a good cuckold, then I saw his cock. I was surprised because it was anything but small. I measured him at 8 inches soft. When he became erect, he was damn near 10 inches. That is not small unless you are a black cock whore. In talking to him about his wife and their marriage, I concluded that his wife was a cheating black cock whore. His wife wanted him to think his cock was too small, so she could get a pass on the cheating. I told him he should leave his wife. Let the black men have her. They will never marry her or provide a life of luxury for her.  They will just fuck the shit out of her. I told him that with a cock like his, great blowjobs were in his future.  He can have just about any woman he wants. This was all news to him. I assured him I was telling him the truth. I sucked his cock and let him fuck me to prove I was serious. I almost didn’t charge him for the therapy session because his cock was that nice. We fucked for hours. He said it was the first time he had fucked in months. He had a lot of cum for me too. One woman’s small cock might be another woman’s perfect cock. I will always tell you the truth regardless if you are too small, just right or have a freak of nature monster cock.

Phone Sex Therapist Eveylyn

Phone sex therapist

Phone sex therapist Eveylyn wants to help you find your greatest sexual pleasure. So when you come into my office after a long stressful day, I want you to trust the process. I am not like other therapist. I find that you are able to relax and confide in me when you are totally naked. So I always have you take off all of your clothes before you relax on my chaise longue. I blind fold you and turn on some soft classical music.

Then I tell you to picture your most desirable fantasy no matter how taboo it might be. I can tell that your mind must be picturing all of your dirty little desires because your cock is getting extremely hard. I walk over and sit on the chaise longue next to you. I reach over and start stroking your hard throbbing cock. I tell you to keep playing out your sexual fantasy in your head while my soft lips start sucking on the head of your cock. I want your mind to make you think your are really there engaging in whatever sex act gives you the greatest pleasure as I slowly deepthroat your hard throbbing cock into my mouth.

You tell me that you cannot only envision your fantasy but that you feel it happening too. You are so sexually excited that you blew your load all over my warm wet mouth. You thank me and tell me that you came harder than you have in ages. I am just so thrilled that I was able to help you experience your sexual fantasy and hope to be able to guide you to some of the greatest sexual pleasures of your life. I truly believe that sometimes some of the greatest sex is purely wild crazy fantasies.

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Phone Sex Therapy Time

phone sex therapyHe needed some phone sex therapy. When he came to my office, he was shy. He was reluctant to talk to me about what made him seek therapy. I asked a few questions to make him feel at ease. His issue was not typical. He told me no woman wants to fuck him. I assumed he had a small dick. I was prepared to give him the cuckold speech. Any man with a small dick who is married is encouraged to be a cuckold, so his wife can get the pleasure she needs. He didn’t have a small dick. It was the opposite. He had a huge cock, one so big that most women are afraid that he will hurt them, or even ruin their fuck holes. His wife is cheating on him, but in a strange twist, she is cheating on him with a man with a smaller cock. I was impressed with his size. Not everyday you see a foot-long thick cock on a white man. When he pulled out his cock to show me, it was bigger than he described. I could see younger women or women concerned about having a tight pussy being afraid of it. This is the kind of cock that will hit a woman’s cervix. It is also the kind of cock that gives a woman a G-spot orgasm and makes her squirt for the first time. I know all about what a big dick can do for a woman. Unlike his wife, however, I am a size queen. I would be a bad phone sex therapist if I ignored his huge cock and cum filled balls. The man needed release. The kind of release that is required daily. I rode his cock until we both came. I made him make appointments for the rest of the week too. It is my obligation to help him drain his balls if his wife won’t. Her loss is my gain.