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Cuckold Phone Sex: Do Yo Need Phone Sex Therapy for Your Dick Issues?

cuckold phone sexBeing a cuckold phone sex therapist means I help men come to terms with their short comings. But, I only got into this sort of phone therapy because I have been helping men realize they cannot please their women for decades off of the phone. I even help frustrated married women understand that is not cheating if your husband cannot satisfy you sexually.  I had a couples session in my house the other night. Dan and Lori have not been married long; they are old school religious types and waited to have sex until they were married. Pretty sure the ONLY reason Dan agreed to wait on sex with Lori is so she would not run for the hills once she saw his tiny willy. How he thought he could consummate his marriage with a 1.5 inch dick is beyond me. He is the one that insists on adding the half inch, like that can make a difference. No women fucks an inch worm then fucks an inch and a half dick and is suddenly squirting all over that extra half an inch. I was honest. I explained that Dan cannot please a woman with what he has between his legs ever. Tough love.

I encouraged them to get a sexual surrogate for Lori or they would be divorced within a year. There is always some resistance when couples hear this, so I have a hung lover on hand to illustrate how cock size matters. Joel joined our little therapy session. I blew him so Lori could see how he filled my mouth; what a struggle it was to take his dick in my mouth. She was getting aroused. Soon, she was begging for some of Joel’s dick in front of her husband. Seeing is believing, but feeling  is life altering. Once Lori was riding Joel’s fat fuck stick and squirting all over the place, I knew she would never fuck her husband’s shrinky dick again. I gave Dan the advice I give anyone with a small dick. “She is still your wife. Eat her pussy. Watch her fuck. Enjoy her satisfaction. A good husband puts his wife’s sexual needs before his own.” If you call me for phone sex therapy, I can help you accept your short comings too. A tiny dick won’t ruin your marriage. Your pride will, so encourage your wife to  cheat with hung lovers.

I suggest phone sex therapy for you

phone sex therapyOh you pitiful worthless man, you thought that phone sex therapy with a woman like me was going to be a safe place for you to tell me all of your problems huh? Too bad for you that I turned out to me a major bitch with absolutely no qualms about hurting your precious little feelings! I mean come on cucky! Did you really think that I would be on your side when you told me your wife laughs at you in bed? Ummm hellooooo loser! I would have laughed at that pathetic little clitty between your legs too! Your poor wife must be a saint to stay married to a man like you! I hope that you at least spend a lot of money on her since there is no possible way you could have ever satisfied her with that tiny dick. I bet she cheats on you… I know that I certainly would, but I would do it right in your face and make you watch every second of it. My lover and I would laugh at you and when I compare his cock to yours… well cucky, we both know that yours is going to lose. Honestly, I’m the best phone sex therapist that you could hope for because at least I am honest with you! I told you the gods honest truth loser, no one wants to fuck your tiny little cock! You may as well embrace the cuckold lifestyle because you were so clearly born to be one. So my advice to you is to go buy your wife some pretty jewelry or a nice designer handbag, find her a stud or two with huge cocks to fuck, and be her good little clean up boy when she is finished fucking him. Really there’s nothing else you could do…

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Food fucking Fun

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One of my college papers for phone sex therapy was on the use of food as sexual objects. I couldn’t believe how many people incorporate food or just use food items as a sexual outlet.

Of course, the usual standards were at the top of the list for couples. Strawberries, chocolate, champagne and whipped cream are all well know fuck-foods and perfectly acceptable.

My findings on woman masturbating with food led me to the conclusion that “root” veggies are the favorite followed by gourds and squash. I think the root part is key as root vegetables are so long and firm and hold up well to pussy juice and lube. Plus they can be eaten after they are fucked. Sliding a long hard zucchini into my pussy is way better than a vibrator. And you can custom choose exactly which size and shape fulfills your needs. So much better than picking a man. And you can tell from looking which one is fresh and which one needs thrown in the trash.

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Men prefer mixed veggies and fruit. A nice over ripe melon is prime fuck fodder. Shoving your cock into that sticky sweetness feels amazing, plus it can handle multiple loads. It also reminds you of the round firm melons of women. Men fucking fruits is seen as desperate in men whereas it is sensual and sexy in women.

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Finally, there are the messy food freaks. Like the virgin who fucked Apple pies in “American Pie.” Warm, sticky, and gooey is what they prefer. They really get into their food and want it smeared all over their bodies, plunging their cocks into it over and over. Or stuffing their pussy full. They fuck and eat with abandon. Never miss sex with a messy eater!!!

So which one are you? Come share your story with me in some hot phone sex therapy.

Phone Sex Therapy with Farah

phone sex therapist farahPhone sex therapist Farah is here all day Easter to help you horny boys out. Just because it is a holiday, doesn’t mean you can’t still get some phone therapy for whatever your fetish may be. Like to wear your mommy’s panties? Want to clean up your wife’s pussy after it has been filled with the cum of black men with huge cocks? Want to suck cock like a sissy? Need to be fucked in the ass by a dominant woman? Want someone to hear you walking around in high heels? Need to be shamed for exposing yourself in public? Maybe you need shamed for you itty bitty clitty? Whatever  fetish you have, phone sex therapy can help you. I can help you. I have been in the sex education business for over two decades; nothing shocks me, nothing disgusts me. I am not your wife. You can be honest with me. I keep 100s of dirty little secrets every day. I only shame you for things that are shameful, like trying to act like a man with an inch worm in your britches. I have a tough love philosophy. I call a sissy a sissy; a cuckold a cuckold. But I also encourage deviant behavior, because acceptance of who you are is the key to my therapy style.  You don’t need to pretend with me.

Ready Ramona the Cocksucker

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I had my hot little neighbor over the other night. He thought he was coming over to carry some boxes down to my basement for me. I am pretty sure in the back of his mind he knew damn well what I had planned for us. I could tell when he wore his tight skinny jeans that he was packing quite the cock and I just had to stuff my mouth with that hot young stud. When he knock on my door I answered it completely naked. The look on his face was priceless and actually adorable. I smiled and looked right at his crotch while I invited him in. He was stuttering over his words, trying to ask me where the boxes were. I just giggled as I went forward to pull his dick out of his pants. He did not put up a fight what so ever as I pushed him down onto the couch. Placing my hand on his over sized rod I squeezed it firmly as I began to stoke it. He took he hand and placed it on my head grabbing my hair he began to shove my mouth down on that thick piece of meat. I wrapped my lips around his cock head and slowly sucked him into my mouth, teasing his as I would go half way down then come back up. Doing this over and over then when he is least expecting it I ram my mouth all the way down on his shaft burying it deep into my throat. He screamed out and I suddenly felt a hot explosion in the back of my throat. I made sure not to waste a drop of that salty sweet treat. As I sucked him dry.

Great Blowjobs on a Spring Day

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs give me Spring Fever. There is nothing better than sucking cock while flowers are blooming and birds are chirping. This morning I was out on my patio sipping on my coffee and reading the paper. I was not exactly dressed appropriately for being outdoors, but I was in the privacy of my backyard. Only a couple neighbors could see I was in my bra and panties. I am a bit of an exhibitionist. I have a pretty hot body for a woman in her 40s, and I love to flaunt it. I guess my neighbor lady was  out pruning some bushes. She didn’t appreciate my morning attire. Instead of saying anything to me herself, however, she sent her husband over to ask me to put some clothes on or go inside.

Not a very bright woman to send her handsome husband to the neighbor’s house to ask a sexy babe to put on some clothes. Do you think you would be able to do that without becoming erect?  Well, my neighbor’s husband couldn’t either. He sheepishly told me what his wife said, while pitching a tent in his shorts. I told him I was going inside, suggested he come back after his shrew of a wife went to work. Not 5 minutes after I heard her car leave, he was standing in my living room with his cock out waiting for some fun neighborly action. I crawled to him on my hands and knees. Pulled his dick out of his pants and showed him why his wife needs to worry about me. I give excellent head. He was putty in my mouth. The noises he was making suggested he had not been blown in forever.  The load he gave me confirmed it. Once ladies get a ring on that finger and start birthing brats, they rarely suck cock anymore. If a man is lucky, he has a naughty neighbor like me who loves sucking married men’s dicks. I sent him back home, lighter in the balls and in a much better mood than when he arrived. If your wife doesn’t blow you a few times a day, you better tell her you know a hot MILF who will.

Cum Play With Me

Mutual Masturbation StoriesThey say sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands. I do that quite often, not because I have to but because I want to. If my pussy is not being filled with some cock I have to substitute to get me by until my next fix. Another thing that really turns me on is teasing that big dick before it enters into my juice box. I will make you sit across from me while I have my legs spread eagle as I lay there and play with my dripping wet cunt. Letting you watch me. You will have your eyes glued on my every rub, flick and fuck into my little pink hole. I may even ask you to hand me my vibrator so you can get the vision of what your cock would look like as it slid inside of me disappearing all the way up to your balls. IF…..only if you are lucky I will ask you to pull that cock out and let you stroke it for me as you continue to watch me roll my clit around in between my fingers all the while I am stuffed with my rubber cock. One rule to letting you unleash your monster is you MUST follow my every direction. First you will start by giving your prick long hard very slow strokes. Pulling it down and squeezing at the bottom of your base with every down stroke. With every up stroke you will stop just below your helmet and squeeze so fucking hard your mushroom head begins to turn purple. Once it is a nice shade of purple I will reach over with my hand which by this point is nice and lubricated with my pussy juices and I will slowly rub my wet fingers around that throbbing purple dick head. Now release….mmmmmm your cock is tingling as all that blood rushes back into the head. You cannot take your eyes off my glistening pussy watching as I now have my middle and index finger fucking my tight cunt hole. Now you are going to cup your balls in your hand and give them a little squeeze and your vigorously stroke your fuck rod. Up and down with each stroke you grip it harder. You are begging to feel my pussy but I just keep fucking myself with my satisfying fingers. Just keep jacking your dick let me see some precum leak out the tip of your dick and maybe…just maybe I will let you slide it around in my juices….

Faggot BB loves black cock!!!!

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Oh, the joy of being a phone sex therapist. My Faggot  BB called me this morning. His real name is Brenden GAYhill.  He is a fairy faggot who loves big black cock. He was whimpering and crying. He told me of his cock cravings and I said I think it’s only natural to be bi-curious. He was wearing his panties but is afraid to appear in public and show the world what he really is. A homosexual cock loving man-slut. He craves unnnatural sexual intercourse with freak-size penises. I told him that I kept his information confidential but in reality, he wants to share it with the world. He even wants his family to find out. He was so pathetic that I wanted to bend him over myself and fuck his pussy with a 10 inch black strap-on.

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We then explored Google to find images of him being a world-class flaming fairy. There were so many pics of his body and cock. He held signs but did not dare to show his face. Perhaps he needs to meet Sissy Michael for some training in how to go public. At least Michael accepts and embraces what he is. Brenden, however, is a sissy faggot in denial of who he really is. I taunted him and told him how pathetic he was. Teasing him about big black penis made him squirt in his panties. Oh Brenden, I think we need a few more sessions to release some of that tension and fear and finally announce to the world that you are a homosexual cock-loving slut.

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Phone Sex Therapy with Sissy Humiliation for Our Site Sissy

phone sex therapyPhone sex therapy is what our company site sissy needs, and a heaping does of public shaming. I don’t shy away from shaming sissies. MICHAEL IS A PATHETIC PANSY CROSSDRESSER WHO IS PUNISHED WITH PUBLIC HUMILIATION FOR ALL TO SEE !!! See. Not afraid to call her out. That is not the half of it either. Look at the pictures I have included of our company sissy fairy fag. She is shopping for Spring clothes. She has a very transvestite appearance about her. She is clearly in need of some tutelage on how to dress so she doesn’t look like an old bitty. I have seen her in pink frilly dresses with a tiara and hoop rings. It is as laughable as it sounds too. However, a pink frilly dress is more fitting for a sissy than the Lord and Taylor outfit she is donning here. But the bigger issue is what self respecting man lets a bunch of phone sex sluts own his ass? Technically, she is owned by our commander in chief, Goddess Levi, but we get to dose out sissy humiliation regularly. This sissy fairy fag not only wears anything girly from princess dresses to frumpy old lady clothes, but she has been caught in adult baby garb too. Don’t know what that means? She wears diapers that she poops in, sucks on a binky and prances around in a bonnet and frilly panties. She deserves all the humiliation she receives. Deep down inside, she knows she deserves the shame. She is such a punishment whore. Apparently she has a day job where folks are clueless about her sissy fairy ways. How is beyond me. I guess she is a very good actress. She needs to keep that day job too. She is our pay piggy. That day job is how she spoils and pampers the real women. If you are a sissy reading this, let our site sissy serve as a cautionary tale of engaging in sissy therapy. We show no mercy to sissies at this company.

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Sissy Black Cock Therapy

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It was five minutes until closing time when you walked into my office. When I told you that I was closed, you started crying. I knew there was something serious going on, so I sat down with you to see what was going on.
Your wife had discovered your stash of gay black porn. She had called you a cock-sucking sissy and told you to leave. You loved her and your brats but you knew you needed help. You found me on the internet and hoped I’d help you.
“So, have you actually sucked a black cock?” I asked. Your demeanor changed and your voice became that of a sissy. “No, I haven’t but I know it would be delicious. They look so dangerous.” I smiled. “Maybe you need to try one and decide if it’s worth losing so much.” I told him. “I’ll go with you.”
That night we went out on the town with him dressed as a sissy. His short skirt and heels made him look like a model. It didn’t take long to get a bite. A tall African approached us and wanted to know if we were up for some fun. I told him that my girlfriend was looking for some big black cock. He smiled and we followed him.

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Unzipping his pants, he unleashed a big black beast with a plum sized head. “Suck it, sissy.” I ordered. You were on it so quick, slurping and gagging, trying to take it all like a greedy little cum whore. You stroked those big balls, milking them with your little faggot mouth. I saw you reach under your skirt to stroke your own throbbing dick and I decided to give you a hand.
You came at the same time as that big bull cock did. He grabbed you by the back of the head, pumping a frothy load into your throat just as you exploded into my hand. It was the best therapy session ever!!!

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