I love being a phone sex therapist. I get to talk to a variety of losers. I see a variety too during my office hours. A colleague asked for help off the record. I knew that meant he didn’t want me to take notes. He thinks his wife is cheating on him. Usually, if a man thinks his wife is cheating, she is because men aren’t as suspicious or as observant as women. Men and women, however, cheat for different reasons. Women either have asshole men and seek affection and affirmation from a different man or they just want a big dick. Men cheat because monogamy scares them, and they are horny toads. My colleague is a good man. I know he could fuck any hot coed he wants, but he doesn’t. He loves his wife. She is way out of his league. She married him I am sure because he is tenured, handsome and a decent guy. I had to ask him about his dick size. He told me he was a little bigger than average. I feared he had no clue what average was, so I told him to show me. Maybe he was average for a Ken doll. He was not average for a man. He was not even average for a boy. He had a micro penis. I had to give him some small dick humiliation. Of course, his wife was cheating on him. Hell, he was so small, a 4-inch cock was twice the man he was. I told him let her cheat. Let her get what he clearly can’t give her. I talked to him about the benefits of being a cuckold husband. There are some pitfalls, but ultimately, being a willing cuckold is the only way to save a marriage. When I got home, I hit up his wife on Facebook. I need to make sure she is not fucking a 5-inch cock. That woman is a hot. She deserves 10-inches or more.
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Yummy Dick And Pussy
My skills for eating pussy are just as good as my skills for fucking a big fat cock. I dive right on in feasting on her pussy just like a cock. They both taste yummy in their own ways. But both are sweet and delightful to eat. Ralph is a neighbor of mine and Shelley is his wife. Mostly I fuck the men behind their wives back but not Ralph and Shelley the minute those little brats of theirs are off to school they over my house and ready to swap fluids with me. They both treat me like their sex toy and I fucking love every minute of it. They throw me between the both of them like a sex doll. Using every inch of my body to satisfy all of their sexual hunger.
Some Men are Meant for Cuckold Phone Sex
Cuckold phone sex is what some men just deserve. I have this new neighbor who has been chomping at the bit to get into my panties. He is a handsome bachelor in his mid-30s. Good looking, has a nice sports car and a nice bank account based on the way he dresses, where he lives and what he drives. I am a mature woman, however. I have my own money, a nice house and a mid-life crisis sport’s car too; so, all I need from a man is his big hard cock. I am a perverted voyeur. I have been spying on him for a few weeks now. I need to know if a man is worthy of my pussy or not. I know he doesn’t have the kind of cock that I need or want. I was in a bitchy mood yesterday. It was Easter and my holiday meal plans fell through. I thought I could at least have dinner with Russell my horny neighbor, but not fuck him. But the moment I texted him about dinner plans, he sent me a dick pic. I didn’t need to see his average dick. It pretty much ruined my appetite. I am a sexy woman. I can get better than average cocks. I know I deserve better than 5 inches. Most women do deserve more. I went over to his place, stripped naked and cock teased him. It was more like small cock humiliation than teasing because I was telling him he could never fuck me as I played with my pussy. I didn’t get an Easter meal, but I did get my point across. I doubt my neighbor will be trying to fuck me anymore. His ego was bruised. He is the kind of man you cuckold. He is not the kind you fuck.