Great blowjobs lead to great fucking. So anytime I have the chance to school a girl in all things fucking, I start with teaching her how to give amazing head. A guy who has just had his cock sucked like a vacuum cleaner, not only fucks better but is more in tune to your body. He wants to return the favor. Good head begets good head. And as a woman, nothing makes us moan more than a man who will spend hours between our legs worshiping our pretty bald pussies. I had a girlfriend over last night who sadly is lacking in the blowjob skills department. I invited my neighbor over. He was happy to provide a test cock. I showed her how to use her hands and tongue in unison. How to caress the bulbous head of his shaft with the soft part of her mouth. Even demonstrated how to make the testicles throb. She had never tea bagged before. He was leaking pre cum all down his shaft as we worked our mouths on his rod. Of course once he was fucking rock hard, we had to fuck him. But not before he ate out both of our pussies until his face looked like a glazed donut. Good cocksucking leads to pussy squirting every time.
Tag: naughty neighbor phone sex
Fruit Salad
Yesterday, I had simply the best phone sex with a traveling salesman! A young man knocked on my door, selling fruit baskets. He had an uncommon accent for around where I’m from, so I asked if he was from Australia.
“No, ma’am, I’m a Kiwi.”
“Ah, New Zealand, then?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Well, why don’t you come in and get out of this heat for a moment. I just made some lemonade.”
“You’re a peach, ma’am, that would be great. It’s fucking hot out here. Whoops! Beg pardon.”
I laughed, and invited him in. Once in the kitchen, I poured him that lemonade, and I started peeling a banana for myself. He started eyeing me speculatively.
“I don’t mean to be rude, ma’am, but it’s been a long time since someone has popped your cherry, am I right?”
“You could say so.” I began eating the phallic fruit. He couldn’t take his eyes off of me.
“Would you, um, be available for a date sometime?”
“When?”
“… now?”
I put down the banana, knelt down before him, and began removing his shorts. Inside, I found a lovely cock, much thicker than the banana I’d been gobbling moments ago. I reached underneath and began massaging the balls the size of small plums as I sucked and stroked away. Soon, a currant of pleasure shuddered through him, and I felt his orgasm before he shot his load into my mouth.
“Wow, you’re as hot as a chili pepper, ma’am.”
“Chili pepper? Wait, what? I thought we were doing fruit!”
“Eh, tomato, tomahto.”
The Best Phone Sex is Unexpected
The best phone sex can happen anywhere anytime. I use to talk dirty to my second husband before I became a professional phone sex whore. I remember this one time when he was overseas. It was night time where he was and I was home from work baking for a holiday party later that night. I had just put a batch of cookies in the oven when he called. I took my clothes off, hopped up on my kitchen island and started rubbing my clit as I listened to my husband tell me how well he would eat my pussy. I could hear him slapping his hard shaft, which made me rub my clit harder. One of the many reasons I became a professional mature phone sex slut was so I could hear men jacking off for me.
I was lost in the sensation of my pussy pulsating that I neglected to smell the burning coming from the oven until the smoke detectors went off and the sprinklers came on. I was laying on the kitchen island naked and wet when my neighbor burst in thinking I needed saving. And I thought chivalry was dead. I stunned him being naked and spread eagle. But he must have liked what he saw because he had a huge boner in his pants. By this time I had disconnected with my husband on the phone. I did not get my happy ending, but there was a handsome man in front of me with a hard on. Seemed like providence to me.
It would have been rude of me not to blow him after he was planning on risking his life to save me, right? A blowjob is not cheating I told myself as I swallowed his hard shaft down my throat. I may have crossed a line when he started fucking me on the kitchen island, but I had just nearly escaped death! He fucked me pretty damn good too. Why is it that cheating sex is so hot? We vowed never to fuck again as we were both married and neighbors, but that didn’t go as planned. He was a really good fuck. Few months after my husband came back to the states we divorced. Turns out I can’t just have one cock in my pussy. Fidelity isn’t my thing.
So here I am a twice divorced, getting off with my callers on the phone and fucking whomever I want. I love my life. Fidelity is overrated.
Sometimes, the Best Phone Sex Cums as a Surprise
They usually say that the best phone sex is the tantric type, where you spend the whole conversation fucking. But I have a caller, James, where we end up simply chatting the whole time, sometimes for hours, with not even a hint of flirting involved in our conversation. Okay, well, maybe a HINT. 🙂 But it was weeks of chatting, every few days, before we ever had sex.
We’d simply been chatting as usual, when suddenly it was as if a fever came over him. He interrupted me in the middle of a sentence by simply saying, “Whitney, I want you. I need you. Now. Please.” And he grabbed me by the back of the head and kissed me hard, grabbing my left tit as he did. His sudden passion overcame me as well, and I grabbed him back, left hand reaching behind him to pull him to me, right hand reaching down to find his hard cock, straining in his pants, aching to burst loose.
We couldn’t get our clothes off fast enough. We tore them off, and he impaled himself into me, driving that thick shaft of his, so full of need and longing, into my throbbing, juicy pussy. We both came in almost an instant, crying out for each other and screaming each other’s names.
A total surprise. But it ranks up there among the absolute best instances of phone sex I’ve ever had.
Shaved wet pussy
My shaved wet pussy was so wet today that it was dripping all down my thighs. I was spending my time at home, watching my neighbor across the street trimming his bushes, his lady looks like she could use a trim to. I bet he is going to be pleased to know that he doesn’t have to look at an unkempt yard over here, since after all I have a shaved wet pussy waiting for him to devour. I decided I wanted to get his attention, so I climbed up on my table facing the window towards him, and I lifted up my dress so he could see my beautiful sexy thighs. I pulled the dress up more showing my tight pink pussy and all of its juices. He was captivated looking at me like a little fuck toy that he was going to teach a lesson. So I pulled up my dress even more, above my tummy and above my perky tits. I began to rub my pussy while staring at him, letting him see that if he doesn’t get over here, I was clearly going to start without him. He pulled out his phone and from what it looked like he took a picture and made a call. Next thing I know I hear knocking at my back door. I ignore it because clearly I am in the middle of something. But then whoever was at the door started pounding at it, (who knew that wouldn’t be the only thing they pounded on) so I stopped what I was doing and went to answer the door. I was greeted by 5 men and my neighbor that I had the hots for. I guess he decided to tell his friends what he saw. I have a very strange feeling my cunt is going to be very sore as they take turns having their way with me. One after the other they tell me what to do and spank me in all of my tender places, they all take turns fucking all my holes at one time and stretching them out. I think they were suppose to teach me a lesson, I think I need to be retaught.
Hot sexy woman
I am a very hot sexy woman that likes to have a lot of fun. I like to tease you with my sexy body. My favorite part is flaunting my perfect sexy smooth skin, my mounded full tits, and my caboose while you get a chubby in your pants. Why don’t we hangout by the pool today and you can invite some of your friends. I can go ahead and give you a strip tease and then you can decide on who and what gets to go into my lovely slutty wet holes. Shall I take cock after cock while being held down? Getting my face fucked, my pussy swollen and stretched, or my anus full of creamy cum goodness by multiple men. Or maybe I get to tell you what I want and how you are going to take it, and you have to listen to every command I tell you, even if you have a little teenie weenie. I can’t wait to get together, my body is aching for an erotic sexual release.
Mature Phone Sex with a Sexy Neighbor
Mature phone sex can lead to all kinds of naughty scenarios. I’m that sexy MILF neighbor that you’ve always wanted to get to know better so you could come over and have an excuse to fuck. Well, I’m here, ready to talk whenever you please, dear boy.
For instance, I had one boy come over to visit the other day. He was very nervous, you know, didn’t know what to do with his hands. Well, those hands ended up all over me, stroking my breasts, between my legs, then finger-fucking my hot wet cunt.
When he took off his pants, though, he had the tiniest cock I’d ever seen! I laughed, but I told him to lay down anyway. He was still anxious, but I got him on his back, and that shy little virgin boy got a world-class blowjob from a grown, mature woman. I sucked his little cock with all the experience of my many years, and he didn’t know what luck he’d been blessed with that day.
Eventually, I let him fuck me. His young, itty-bitty cock had a hard time finding its way into my waiting pussy, but eventually he found his way in. It was such a TINY little cock, though, and I barely felt it, but I let him fuck me anyway, because even virgin boys need to have their cherries popped, as it were, and who better than the neighborhood teacher?
When we were done, he said it was the best phone sex he’d ever had.