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Today’s Horoscope Came True

hot sexy woman blonde fuckingEvery morning, I start my day off masturbating, followed by breakfast and the newspaper so I can see my horoscope. I love anticipating how my day will go. Today’s love forecast had me looking forward to a random encounter that would leave me breathless. Was I going to meet a tall dark handsome stranger? Maybe a young stud? Was I going to get fucked like an animal? Every guy I met, I kept wondering if this would be the moment. Today was rather disappointing, I never met a stranger that left me breathless. And I so needed a good fucking.

On my way home from school, I stopped by a neighbor’s house to check on her cat while she was at a conference. She had a very large package at her door. I was curious what was inside that big box seeing how it was from Adam and Eve, and everyone knows that is a sex shop. When I opened it, I was speechless. The biggest dildo I had ever seen in my life. I measured it at 26 inches long and 6 inches wide. There was a warning note attached that said for novelty use only. Her sister was getting married soon, so I assumed this was a gag gift for the bachelorette party. I know curiosity killed the cat, but I am a Leo after all, a lioness, so I had to try it out.

mature phone sex nice titsI used a hole jar of Vaseline as that was all I could find. I lubed up King Kong and did my best to fuck it. I worked it in inch by inch. My pussy was stretched out further than when I gave birth to my daughter. I felt like a virgin again as it actually hurt to fuck this monster dildo,. But I had to prove I could do it. I grunted, screamed, strained, gripped, until I had about half of it up my pussy. My horoscope was true! I was breathless over a random encounter with the largest dildo I had ever seen.

I don’t give up easy, but that dildo would have ruined my fuck hole and possibly given me a heart attack if I had tried to get it all inside me. I admitted defeat, cleaned up my friend’s “novelty” toy and went home with a gapping sore pussy. But, I went on line to Adam and Eve and ordered me one just like it. With a little practice, I’ll cram every inch of that monster dildo up my pussy. Maybe you can help me?

So glad Sunday is Over!

sexy babes divinaI had my ways but the most fun was when the sun set on Sunday and I could finally hang loose after he went back to work. He would lecture about my outfit that revealed my tits but all I wanted was for the guy to take me in the bathroom and fuck the shit out of these tits! I would disappear in the bathroom and have the guy follow me for a complete milk down! It was one of those things that was hot and described my actions as being sinful! OK sure I was fucking in church! Who gave a rat’s ass I was sure the minister would lick his lips every time a little hot little one would pass by. What do you think that was for? It sure as hell wasn’t hot in there the ac was running. I would come back to my seat and get back to the boring life that was there but I couldn’t for the life of me figure out why you couldn’t be this exciting so I wouldn’t have to sneak away during the sermon?
I couldn’t wait to get home and fuck and suck your boring little cock but I ached for the humiliation of being able to put the phone to my ear to the sound of his voice on the other end. This man had me going crazy with the words of pleasure that he was giving my body. The Bible is the most sinful pleasure on earth but the Kama Sutra that he talked about had to be second. Yeah yeah it’s sinful to think of the Bible as sinful but have you read the tales in there it kept me squirting for days thinking about some of it. Sorry to all you religious creatures out there but it is what it is when it comes to this. It is just a crying shame that more people didn’t see it the way I did! Pushing my bore out the door to his job, I waited for the phone to ring and for you to be on the other end thinking of the pleasure that would come with the words that you spoke now there is the tale you don’t hear in Sunday School!

My Yearly Dose o’ the Irish

You don’t really need an excuse to go out drinking on St. Paddy’s Day. After all, as they say in that fantastic movie The Boondock Saints, “It’s St. Paddy’s Day! Everyone’s Irish tonight!” Well, I’m not really Irish, but I wanted to make sure that before I went out drinking, I had a little Irish in me.

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So I invited a couple of the neighborhood boys, good Irish lads, over for some pre-Paddy’s drinks.

Oh, sure, we had some good Irish whiskey to start things off, but soon I was wanting to taste something else. I told them that I feared the “Irish Inch”, and that I wanted to make sure they had something nice and big for me to feast upon. Both of them proudly whipped out their cocks, and there was nothing for it but I had to measure them, both in girth and length, using only my mouth as the gauge. I swallowed first one, then the other, seeing which one was longer, and which one was stouter. It was a close call, but after much sampling, much measuring, and much tasting, I declared that Ryan was a little bit longer, and Sean was a little bit thicker.

At that point, I told them how I needed to make sure that I had to have some Irish in me so that I could go out drinking tomorrow night. Since Sean was thicker, I asked that he be the first one to plow into me from behind so I could work on deeply sucking Ryan’s longer cock. The boys seemed to enjoy that for a while, and I certainly did, but eventually I had them change positions.

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After switching it up a bit, we settled so that I had Ryan fucking my ass and Sean pounding my pussy. I came so hard that I squirted all over everything, soaking them and the sofa we were on. Eventually, they pulled out and came all over my mouth and tits. So I got my dose of Irish for the year from my two big Leprechauns, and I’m all set to go drinking tomorrow!

Throbbing Phone Sex

sexy babes divinaThe cum from my pussy drenched out and I couldn’t wait to feel his massive cock inside my little tiny hole. He was going to cum inside me again which seemed like it had been happening for the longest time between him and I. I wonder if his wife knew just what kind of kinky freak she married. He liked to flip me over and pull my cheeks apart and place his tongue in my aching hole and then he would take no prisoners with my ass when he would just pull his man fruit out and fuck it deep up my tiny asshole. I would try not to cry out as he pumped his tool into me but it was all I could not to squirt all over him as he pumped me with his man seed. My pussy was always so drenched when he came to visit and I was always like a hungry bear ready to fill that prime meat sauce all over my back side.
My pussy was so fucking hot that I wanted to finger it now but I didn’t dare invade his personal space. I wanted to have my juices squirt for him when he came to visit me and I couldn’t allow myself the pleasure. So here I was sitting waiting for the biggest dick of the century to invade my tight little ass and make it whole. So I wouldn’t call it betrayal if you picked up the phone and we played together. Maybe putting my head on your nice swollen head will give me the detour I need until he gets here. That nice throbbing growth in my mouth and me swallowing that big juicy fruit down my throat. Yummy that seems like fun! But wait you haven’t called yet so how could this be? Call and make this tight little ass feel better.

Naughty neighbor phone sex with Felecia

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No one should be alone on Valentines Day! To me it is the best day to have sex and feel lust. I have a sex man coming over but I saw my sexy neighbor crying and eating chocolate alone on the her couch. I knocked on the door and hugged her! I told her she needed to come with me and hang out. We were talking about being lonely and I told her she should join me and Joe in a threesome. She was quietly thinking about it. She is a shy woman and doesn’t talk very much so when she opened her mouth to say. ” Okay, lets do it.. but can you and I practice first?” My pussy was already wet.

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I left her in the living-room and came back with my purple cock. I told her we should try with it. I sat down next to her and started rubbing her thigh. She leaned in and kissed my lips so softly. We started playing with each others titts and pussy. She was so soft and smelled like chocolate, lust and roses. She laid me down on the couch and started kissing my neck and working her way to my nipples. She knew exactly what to do! She flicked them with her tongue while biting them softly and pinching the other with her fingers. She kissed and licked her way to my pussy where she really took her time.

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She spread my pussy lips open and took her tongue and traced every inch of my pussy. This woman knows how to eat pussy better than a man. We kept playing with each other until Joe showed up and he was pleasantly surprised to have two girls there to fuck and suck his cock. I sat on his face as she sucked his cock. She had her ass facing me, I grabbed my purple cock and stuck it up her wet cunt. I fucked her until she squirted all over me and Joe. This has been one sex filled Valentines Day that I will never ever forget. 

Look here for the best phone sex!

best phone sex I have this neighbor that is always staring at me. Like when I go outside he does too or he will just stand in his living room window watching my house, you get the idea. I know why he does it, I am a really beautiful woman and his wife is a loud, screechy fat old bitch who probably never fucks him, but that is no excuse for invading my privacy like that so I decided to punish him for it. I waited till the fat old bag left, then I opened up all of my blinds and put on a lil sexy nightie and went about my day. It didn’t take long for him to see me, poor guy almost fell over when he went to get his paper and saw me there practically naked, seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. He ran inside his house and two seconds later was at the window staring again. I gave him quite a show, I was pulling off my clothes and I was rubbing on my perfect tits and pretty pussy and I know he was over there jerking his dick because I could see the curtains shaking, that’s when I paused for a moment. I knew he was all worked up and super horny so I called his fat old wife and told her exactly what he was doing. She was home in five minutes flat and judging from all the screaming, she wasn’t too happy with what she found. I bet that taught that old pervert a lesson he will never forget!