I had my ways but the most fun was when the sun set on Sunday and I could finally hang loose after he went back to work. He would lecture about my outfit that revealed my tits but all I wanted was for the guy to take me in the bathroom and fuck the shit out of these tits! I would disappear in the bathroom and have the guy follow me for a complete milk down! It was one of those things that was hot and described my actions as being sinful! OK sure I was fucking in church! Who gave a rat’s ass I was sure the minister would lick his lips every time a little hot little one would pass by. What do you think that was for? It sure as hell wasn’t hot in there the ac was running. I would come back to my seat and get back to the boring life that was there but I couldn’t for the life of me figure out why you couldn’t be this exciting so I wouldn’t have to sneak away during the sermon?
I couldn’t wait to get home and fuck and suck your boring little cock but I ached for the humiliation of being able to put the phone to my ear to the sound of his voice on the other end. This man had me going crazy with the words of pleasure that he was giving my body. The Bible is the most sinful pleasure on earth but the Kama Sutra that he talked about had to be second. Yeah yeah it’s sinful to think of the Bible as sinful but have you read the tales in there it kept me squirting for days thinking about some of it. Sorry to all you religious creatures out there but it is what it is when it comes to this. It is just a crying shame that more people didn’t see it the way I did! Pushing my bore out the door to his job, I waited for the phone to ring and for you to be on the other end thinking of the pleasure that would come with the words that you spoke now there is the tale you don’t hear in Sunday School!
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My Yearly Dose o’ the Irish
You don’t really need an excuse to go out drinking on St. Paddy’s Day. After all, as they say in that fantastic movie The Boondock Saints, “It’s St. Paddy’s Day! Everyone’s Irish tonight!” Well, I’m not really Irish, but I wanted to make sure that before I went out drinking, I had a little Irish in me.
So I invited a couple of the neighborhood boys, good Irish lads, over for some pre-Paddy’s drinks.
Oh, sure, we had some good Irish whiskey to start things off, but soon I was wanting to taste something else. I told them that I feared the “Irish Inch”, and that I wanted to make sure they had something nice and big for me to feast upon. Both of them proudly whipped out their cocks, and there was nothing for it but I had to measure them, both in girth and length, using only my mouth as the gauge. I swallowed first one, then the other, seeing which one was longer, and which one was stouter. It was a close call, but after much sampling, much measuring, and much tasting, I declared that Ryan was a little bit longer, and Sean was a little bit thicker.
At that point, I told them how I needed to make sure that I had to have some Irish in me so that I could go out drinking tomorrow night. Since Sean was thicker, I asked that he be the first one to plow into me from behind so I could work on deeply sucking Ryan’s longer cock. The boys seemed to enjoy that for a while, and I certainly did, but eventually I had them change positions.
After switching it up a bit, we settled so that I had Ryan fucking my ass and Sean pounding my pussy. I came so hard that I squirted all over everything, soaking them and the sofa we were on. Eventually, they pulled out and came all over my mouth and tits. So I got my dose of Irish for the year from my two big Leprechauns, and I’m all set to go drinking tomorrow!
Throbbing Phone Sex
The cum from my pussy drenched out and I couldn’t wait to feel his massive cock inside my little tiny hole. He was going to cum inside me again which seemed like it had been happening for the longest time between him and I. I wonder if his wife knew just what kind of kinky freak she married. He liked to flip me over and pull my cheeks apart and place his tongue in my aching hole and then he would take no prisoners with my ass when he would just pull his man fruit out and fuck it deep up my tiny asshole. I would try not to cry out as he pumped his tool into me but it was all I could not to squirt all over him as he pumped me with his man seed. My pussy was always so drenched when he came to visit and I was always like a hungry bear ready to fill that prime meat sauce all over my back side.
My pussy was so fucking hot that I wanted to finger it now but I didn’t dare invade his personal space. I wanted to have my juices squirt for him when he came to visit me and I couldn’t allow myself the pleasure. So here I was sitting waiting for the biggest dick of the century to invade my tight little ass and make it whole. So I wouldn’t call it betrayal if you picked up the phone and we played together. Maybe putting my head on your nice swollen head will give me the detour I need until he gets here. That nice throbbing growth in my mouth and me swallowing that big juicy fruit down my throat. Yummy that seems like fun! But wait you haven’t called yet so how could this be? Call and make this tight little ass feel better.
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I have this neighbor that is always staring at me. Like when I go outside he does too or he will just stand in his living room window watching my house, you get the idea. I know why he does it, I am a really beautiful woman and his wife is a loud, screechy fat old bitch who probably never fucks him, but that is no excuse for invading my privacy like that so I decided to punish him for it. I waited till the fat old bag left, then I opened up all of my blinds and put on a lil sexy nightie and went about my day. It didn’t take long for him to see me, poor guy almost fell over when he went to get his paper and saw me there practically naked, seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. He ran inside his house and two seconds later was at the window staring again. I gave him quite a show, I was pulling off my clothes and I was rubbing on my perfect tits and pretty pussy and I know he was over there jerking his dick because I could see the curtains shaking, that’s when I paused for a moment. I knew he was all worked up and super horny so I called his fat old wife and told her exactly what he was doing. She was home in five minutes flat and judging from all the screaming, she wasn’t too happy with what she found. I bet that taught that old pervert a lesson he will never forget!












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