I was truly having a pleasant day my mood was up, everything was going perfectly. That was until I received a message from you. And your message said “Ready to fuck?”. I know you’re wondering what about that message would ruin my day? You see it wasn’t the message it was what came with the message. It was a picture of the most pathetically minuscule cock I had ever seen. To answer your question I’m going to have to give you a big fat no. I would never waste my time on a dick smaller than my clit. The fact that you thought I would is insulting. But don’t worry I’ll keep the picture for whenever I need a good laugh.
Tag: phone humiliation
You Asked For It
Master Mistress
Some men really don’t understand why I would rather pussy than an itty bitty cock. If you try to fuck me with a tic tac that you call a cock, I will make you watch while I fuck myself, and if I feel like that isn’t enough of a punishment, I will fuck you in the ass with my favorite pink plastic cock. I would love to show men what size an actual cock should be. All cocks should be a minimum of 8 inches to be considered a cock! So, I have been writing this soldier who was deployed, and he always brags about how big his cock is, and how skillful he is at using it. Well, he is finally coming home to visit his wife, but of course before that he is spending a night with yours truly. I get all dolled up and excited, but once again I am in for disappointment. He gets to my house looking like a whole snack in his uniform, and of course I was waiting in my pretty pink lingerie. When he came in I told him to drop his pants, so that I could see what he was bragging about. When the pants came off, I laughed so hard that I cried. It was a little under 2 inches. I told him I would show him what a real cock looked like, and got my favorite dildo. As a thank you for servicing our country, I let him watch as I fucked myself. When I was done, I decided that wasn’t a very good punishment for lying to me, so I bent him over and railed his tight little ass hole. When it started bleeding it just made me go harder. He begged me to cum, but I wasn’t done with him. I made him scream,” I am your dirty little subby whore master mistress.” Then I sent him home to his wife covered in his own cum and blood from his anus.
High School Reunion
If you plan on trying to take me home, you better have a big enough cock. I am so sick of guys with itty bitty penises trying to fuck me. NEWS FLASH, I am out of your league! So, this guy friend of mine has been friend zoned since high school, but he grew up to be quite hot. The other day was my high school reunion, and he looked so good I could barely believe it was him. I ran over to him and hugged him tight. I loved this guy, but only as a friend. I really should have left it that way. I played it smart and didn’t bring a date that way if I wanted to hook up with someone, there would be nothing holding me back. Anyways, me and this friend spent hours talking and laughing about the past. Then we spent a while catching up, he said he always knew I would be successful. Little did he know I am only rich because there’s a mob boss that’s in love with me. He is doing well though he’s a doctor, and engaged. Honestly I was surprised he admitted that to me because you could tell he was trying to get into my pants. He went on the explain though that they are in an open relationship. He said they love to do threesomes and invited me to his house afterward. I was curious and thought it might be a good time. I followed him to his house, and we were greeted by his fiancé. I went in and we pretty much got right to business. His fiancé was beautiful, and me and her were all over each other. Me and her started undressing him, and then I seen his 2 inch cock. I busted out laughing, and I turned to his fiancé and asked why she would let that near her. She giggled a little too, and explained that’s why they have an open relationship. He’s a great guy, but he just doesn’t know how to pleasure her. We made fun of him for a while, but I had a brilliant idea. I told him I bet I could please his fiancé better than him. I made him watch as I licked her sweet pussy, and she orgasmed all over my face multiple times. He begged me to let him fuck her, but I refused she deserves someone who can really please her. He then begged me to at least let him cum. I told him only big boys can cum. I then left his house with his fiancé.
Best Phone Sex with Sexy Neighbor
It is so disappointing when someone you have been fantasizing about has a teenie weenie. My neighbor is a super sexy Latino man, that I have been trying to fuck since he moved in 3 months ago. I have been dropping subtle hints, like getting undressed in front of the window facing his house. He had to have known I wanted to fuck him, but why wasn’t he making a move. So, yesterday our community was having a little gathering, and I decided to make my move. I led him away from the park to my house, and up to my room. I handcuffed him to my bed and did a little strip tease for him, but it didn’t look like it was getting him hard for me. At this point I started worrying he was gay. So, I inched his pants down his legs only to reveal his dick was less than 2 inches. Are you fucking kidding me? No wonder he didn’t make the first move! He knew better than to come near me with that….. that thing. It wasn’t even a cock just a thing. I couldn’t help it I threw my head back laughing. I laughed so hard I cried, and he was pissed. I uncuffed him and threw his pants at him I will be damned if I ever let a cock that small any where near me.
Get On Your Knees And Worship Me
I find your amusing, following me around just to “bump” into me by chance. You are always staring but you know that you don’t have the means to take care of me. Your chances with me are very slim. You don’t have the means to spoil me nor the looks and body to please me. However your efforts have made me feel so sorry for you, I decide to play with you anyways. I order you until your knees. I lift my foot up and push your head down with it all the way to floor. You are bowing to your princess now, I permit you to kiss my feet. Your hands gently caress my legs, going higher and higher as you working your way up. Making sure to not miss any part unkissed. As you get up to my skirt you will see I have no panties, my pussy visible wet. I grabbed the back of you head push you down while my pussy grinds your face. I not sure if you can quite breath but I do not care. I cum all over your face. With myself satisfied I have no more use for you, so I leave you with you face wet and smelling like my pussy.
Cuckold Phone Sex
Cuckold phone sex is my favorite kind of call. Guys ask me what I am into. I am into a lot of things, but honestly, nothing turns me on more than fucking big dicks and shaming little ones. My ex-husband number two has been trying to get back together with me. Not sure why, because he knows I am a cock size queen. He thinks it was some sort of phase I went through and that with Viagra helping old dicks get hard, I would let him back into my bed. I let him back into my bedroom, but not how he was wanting. When I told him to come to my bedroom, it was so he could watch me fuck a younger stud. A younger stud with a bigger and thicker cock. I was riding Tom reverse cowgirl when Dave, my ex-husband, walked in. He started yelling about what a cunt I am and how I will never change. He stopped dead in his tracks when I asked to see if he has changed. All his new bravado, I thought perhaps he had grown a few more inches since I last saw him naked. My laugher was uncontrollable when I realized he his dick had shrunk not gotten bigger. My lover told him to put some panties on to cover up his shameful clitty stick. My ex was never good with small dick humiliation. Are you? I mean, any man, my exes included, is stupid to think a size queen would suddenly stop caring about dick size. If anything, over the years, I have become more of one. I get older, but my cocks get longer. I think my ex finally came around to accepting the fact that the only place he has in my world is as my cuckold. Think you will learn your place easier than my ex?
Good Bitch Boys or Naughty Boys
When my bitch boys are being good boys I like to be sweet to them. I let them jerk their little dickies off giving them permission to cum in a cup. I don’t even make them beg to drink I give them permission right away. I do like watching them guzzle down and swallow on their thick creamy cum. When they are good boys it allows me to be very sweet too them. They get extra time licking, suckling, and drooling over my kitty. They are giving special extra time with me their princess. When they are defiant and being little bratty boys then I am wicked and naughty. I whip them severely with my belt and I don’t stop until I see the welts forming. When I use them as furniture I will dig my heels into their flesh instead of gently placing my legs on their backs. I can be a sweet princess of a dominatrix or I can be an evil nasty dominatrix. It really depends on my boys.