I am a very hot sexy woman that likes to have a lot of fun. I like to tease you with my sexy body. My favorite part is flaunting my perfect sexy smooth skin, my mounded full tits, and my caboose while you get a chubby in your pants. Why don’t we hangout by the pool today and you can invite some of your friends. I can go ahead and give you a strip tease and then you can decide on who and what gets to go into my lovely slutty wet holes. Shall I take cock after cock while being held down? Getting my face fucked, my pussy swollen and stretched, or my anus full of creamy cum goodness by multiple men. Or maybe I get to tell you what I want and how you are going to take it, and you have to listen to every command I tell you, even if you have a little teenie weenie. I can’t wait to get together, my body is aching for an erotic sexual release.
The Greased Pole Climb
It is a holiday weekend and that means heading back to the trailer park to see the folks. There is the parade and the country fair this weekend which just means I will be helping mama with her pies for the bake off contest.
After an entire day of rolling out crust in a hot kitchen, it was nice to get to the festival and feel the breeze from all the spinning rides. After helping set out all the baked goods, I headed straight to the beer tent to see who was in this years greased pole climb. When I got there, they judges were handing out #’s to the teams but the fire men’s team was a member short so they were going to have to back out.
I could not let that happen! The winning team gets $600 and the fire men always donate theirs to charity. So I marched right up and offered my services. They all kinda laughed at first but I reminded them that I had already climbed each and every one of their own poles so I know my way around a slippery shaft!
Now the rules in our town is you can wear jeans or shorts, no shirt, no shoes. They pointed that out to me before I signed up but I had already had a few beers and it was for charity! Besides, who hasn’t seen my tits?
So we all stripped down and took turns rubbing crisco all over each other. A few of the guys were getting hard from rubbing me with down with shortening. I told them to just keep that thought, cus I might need that cock to pull my self up to the next set of shoulders!
The first guy took his position and wrapped himself around that huge round pole. The next guy climbed up on his shoulders and held tight. each of the five men climbed up those below until he was in the top position…then it was my turn to climb all five men and get to the top and ring that bell!
Talk about every girls fantasy! Five greasy men and me! And I get to climb each of their bodies…one…at…a…time!
So all greased up and armed with a mini skirt and a pair of thongs, I started my climb to the top. I got up the first two guys just fine but buy the third guy, I needed some help, so little Tommy Baker put his hand on my ass and gave me a shove! I am not sure if he meant to let his fingers slip inside my little cunt or if it was an accident but I can’t say I minded. I actually let my body slip a little so his fingers would go deeper inside me and stayed there for just a few seconds longer.
It was more of the same as I continued up the mountain of men! I was finger fucked by each one of them and the entire county could see me dripping as my skirt flapped in the breeze at the top of that pole!
Needless to say, it was one hell of a climb and of course we won!
It was great helping out my boys and all for charity! But the reward came after it was over, when we all took a shower! I could tell you about that but I would not want their wives to find out! But I can certainly “show” you!
Mature Phone Sex with a Sexy Neighbor
Mature phone sex can lead to all kinds of naughty scenarios. I’m that sexy MILF neighbor that you’ve always wanted to get to know better so you could come over and have an excuse to fuck. Well, I’m here, ready to talk whenever you please, dear boy.
For instance, I had one boy come over to visit the other day. He was very nervous, you know, didn’t know what to do with his hands. Well, those hands ended up all over me, stroking my breasts, between my legs, then finger-fucking my hot wet cunt.
When he took off his pants, though, he had the tiniest cock I’d ever seen! I laughed, but I told him to lay down anyway. He was still anxious, but I got him on his back, and that shy little virgin boy got a world-class blowjob from a grown, mature woman. I sucked his little cock with all the experience of my many years, and he didn’t know what luck he’d been blessed with that day.
Eventually, I let him fuck me. His young, itty-bitty cock had a hard time finding its way into my waiting pussy, but eventually he found his way in. It was such a TINY little cock, though, and I barely felt it, but I let him fuck me anyway, because even virgin boys need to have their cherries popped, as it were, and who better than the neighborhood teacher?
When we were done, he said it was the best phone sex he’d ever had.
Never in a million years…
Look who’s back at it again, back and ready to be humiliated yet again, huh? I knew you’d be back. You type of ‘men’ always are… thinking that somehow your tiny cock grew overnight and that you suddenly have a chance at fucking me. Hahaha, but seriously NO. Your dick is the smallest of small, and unfortunately for you it is NEVER going to be big enough to satisfy me so I won’t be wasting my precious time on it! However, if you just are dying to have some type of attention from me… well I am sure there is something we can arrange. Something that involves you being forced to watch me fuck other men, over and over…but we both know you aren’t actually being forced to watch – you actually love that shit. You in fact get off on that type of shit! You’re my little dickie cuckold! And I love to watch you try to stroke that tiny little dick as you watch my ass get fucked over and over by the biggest cocks you’ve ever seen in real life. Oh yes, I see the lust in your eyes, the desire and want to be a real man. Oh how you wish you could fuck me, I know you want it…but you also know your dick is much too small and it will never in a million years happen. So you’ll sit there and have to settle, have to watch me cum all over this rock hard cock stuffed sooo deep inside of me! Oh yes, you can watch me scream with pleasure, laugh at your dismay… laugh at your pathetic itty bitty dickie. Maybe if I’m in the mood I will pull out a special treat for you… my strap on would go great stuffed into your tight little ass don’t you agree?