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Erotic Roleplaying: Let’s Play Doctor

erotic roleplaying doctorI decided to celebrate National Men’s Health Month with some erotic roleplaying. Healthy men equals better fucking. As a sex education teacher, I know a thing or two about the prostate. Too many men neglect this tiny little gland that does so much to the overall performance of the most important male muscle, the cock. Regular prostate exams and monthly milkings can keep men fucking their women well into their 90s with no assistance from that little blue pill. I know I want to be fucking until I’m on my death bed!

One of my favorite fuck toys, Mike, has not had a prostate exam since college. That was about 10 years ago. Bad boy. I suggested we play doctor! I put on a sexy white robe, slipped on my white gloves and had him bend over the table and cough. As I slipped my finger up his ass, I reached around and grabbed his hard cock and started stroking him. My finger soon found that little fountain of health. I massaged it while stroking his dick slow and steady. Semen was flowing out of the head like a facet. I couldn’t gulp the cum down fast enough. The most cum I have ever seen ooze out of his huge cock too. But I was happy to be able to drain him dry.

mature phone sex naughty nurseHe said he never came so much in his life. He decided to eat my pussy while he recuperated. As I squirted all over his face, his cock came back to life and he was ready for further health tests. The second most important thing to a man’s health is his ticker. The best way to test the heart is with a marathon fuck session. If a guy has the stamina to fuck for hours without stroking out, you can rest assure he is in good heart health. Mike fucked my ass and pussy for 4 hours with only a few breaks for water and to pee. I’d say he is the epitome of good health.

I wanna make sure you are in good health too. Your sexy doctor is in and will examine you from head to toe to make sure you are in tip top shape.

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Best Phone Sex: Milking Your Prostate

Some of the best phone sex you can have involves assistance with the health of your prostate. How, might having phone sex help in your prostate health you might ask.. Well milking your prostate is nearly mandatory in maintaining a healthy prostate. And with a little guidance, toy(s) and lube we are on our way.

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Another way to support Men’s Health Month is to strengthen your PC muscle. This is a key factor in building your sexual health and staying power. If your endurance during sexual intercourse is low then we need to start you on a routine. You can locate the location of your PC muscle by learning how to stop and start your urine flow. Once you are able to do that then you can start working on that muscle by doing repetitions of squeezing and holding then relax… 5 secs on 5 secs off and repeat.

Once you get a gist of this you will know how to control your orgasm. This will greatly help you please your partner as Quick Draw McGraw is not sexy, and will eventually become the butt of many jokes. I would love to assist in your build up of endurance, improving your sexual health and to just be the girl you call to bust one off with.

 

Cuckold Phone Sex with Candy

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I have never been much of a cuckold phone sex babe. When it came to this guy I met the other day I knew I was not going to be having the best phone sex with his little package. He was so small. He tried to seduce me by kissing on my keck and got me all hot. When I knelt down between his knees I saw that his little peter was way under par. I could not help but laugh at how ridiculous it was. He begged me to put my mouth on it and I told him I wanted a real man. I made him have a seat while I called my friend Doe over to fuck my pretty puss. He never had a problem with that.

best phone sex Poor little cucky sat on the couch while Doe pulled his cock from the front of his pants and shook it in his face. I pointed out that is what a real man’s cock looks like and began to suck it into my mouth. I looked him in the eyes as Doe shoved my head up and down his giant rod. When he began to plow into my pussy it felt amazing. My cunt held onto his cock like it was a long lost friend it missed for years and years. Doe made the little cuck lick his ass hole ass he rammed his giant thick dick into my twat till he finally came filling up my pussy. The load was so big it dripped from me onto the floor. I made the little dick man lick the cum from my pussy. He came all over himself inside of his pants, and that is where that small thing needed to stay!

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Best Phone Sex? The Smoking Fetish!

Best Phone Sex Fetish RamonaBest phone sex fetish has to be smoking! I was a smoker at a young age. It was not until I had been completely a slave to the habit, that they started to crack down on smoking. Such a pisser! Even when I was old enough to buy cigarettes, I constantly was asked for ID. But I did have one excellent kinky memory that I relive practically every time I light up.

“No ID, no smokes young lady.” I was getting super sick of this jack ass. He had seen my ID more then once, he just did not approve of my smoking. And there was nothing I could do. Apparently I had caught the attention of a elderly gentleman and he offered to help. I was more excited then I should be at the prospect of finally getting my nicotine buzz, and this old man could sense that. He said if I wanted the cigarettes, I would let him give me a ride to work. Seemed harmless, especially since he lit one of the smokes and blew the thick warm smoke in my direction. So I complied.

We drove a few miles, and he said “Remove your top and show me those tits, and I will think about giving your addiction a jump start.” Holy shit! Did he really say that? And did my body really react? My mouth was dry and my Mature Phone Sex Ramonapulse was racing. Slowly I unbuttoned my blouse. I felt a cold wrinkled up hand caress my nipples and he brought the cigarette to my lips, as I inhaled I felt like he was offering me water in a desert. The Mature phone sex dreams that I had, were now reality!

“Now reach down my pants and hold my cock while I feed your smoking. Do not take your hands or eyes away from my cock.” Slowly I saw his hands get closer to his cock and he motioned for me to smoke and blow it on his dick. As my lips let the smoke drift over his cock head I saw his cum purse out of his piss slit like a volcano erupting. I could not help myself, I took it into my mouth and sucked it out. Smoking and sucking all morning. I called into work that morning, and for a while I sure never did pay for a pack of smokes, well, not with money anyhow!

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Give it to me Baby!

Sexy BabeI found a great guy with a huge fucking cock to pound this pussy good, but not even he can keep up with how horny I actually am! It’s unbelievable how often I have to rub this cunt and fuck myself with dildos just to get through the day. I’m the horniest person I know and it’s unbelievable that I can’t find a guy who wants to fuck this cunt as much as it needs to be fucked. I wanted to be sucking on a cock with one in each hand while I’m getting fucked by two other guys from behind just so I can feel my entire body filled with dicks. That pressure in my asshole and pussy combined really gets me going hard and I just figure I might as well work as hard as I can to please every cock I can find with everything I can use to satisfy them and myself. It’s so hard being such a fucking slut and finding guys that can keep up with what this pussy needs.

School Girl Candy Gives Her Hot Tutor the Best Phone Sex

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I have the hottest tutor and as I finish this school year out I decided that I wanted to give him something a little bit more than a cash bonus. I wanted to give him the best phone sex fun that he had ever had. I knew that he would enjoy it too, he had been making all kinds of googly eyes at me all school year. It was our last session so this was going to be my chance to implant my pretty pussy in his brain for the entire summer.
I snatched up my phone and excused myself to the bathroom after flirting with him for most of the time. It did not take much either. So I went in and called his phone under a blocked number so he would answer and engage me in conversation. I told him how I was playing with my toy box and whimpered in his ear. Once he was all fired up I met him back at the table and played with his cock pulling it from his pants and into my mouth. He tasted so good. When he was ready he blew his load from his yogurt slinger straight into me. Safe to say I will be penciled in for next school year.

Polo, And Other Sports Of Gentleman

Mature Phone SexAnd he is off again, leaving me alone. I sometimes wonder if he knows how much I desire him or need him. Does he know I where his shirt so I can smell him when he is not around or that I hold his pillow at night or that no toy could ever satisfy the ache in pussy that his absence creates.

He will not be gone long but I don’t get to welcome him home in my normal fashion this time, No, instead there is a Polo match for charity that he will be participating in and I will go and watch him play. Watch him as he commands the magnificent best to twist and turn at his command, just like he does with me.

The event is only a few hours but this tight little sundress is already damp from the heat. I see you with all your charm as everyone rushes up to you, congratulating you on the winning goal. You wink at me from the crowd as they lead your thoroughbred away and you start to make your way towards me.

That kiss, the first one after being apart from you, is so intense. You never fail to make my knees go weak and if it were not for your strong arm around my waste, my body would be a pile at your feet!

But there is an after party that we must attend and before you turn to take your shower, your hand finds its way to my garter and unsnaps the catch on my stocking.With that huge grin, you walk away with my garter undone and my thigh highs held up only by lace.

There is no way I can get through an after party! I follow you through the stable and pretend to stumble in my stilettos. You, always the hero turn and catch me before I hit the ground.

You are angry at me for following you to such an off limits place but I can not go another minute with out you. I look up at you from my knees as you stroke the hair from my face and unzip your riding pants.

That gorgeous cock lashes out in front of me and in less than a second I have taken the entire thing in my mouth! I can’t wait to feel your warm cream filling up my mouth, running down my throat!

People are coming up to us, starting to explain how this is inappropriate, but with one finger held up, they heed your power and keep walking.

After you have filled my mouth with your sweet sauce, you grab me by the arms and pull me up and with an angry tone, you ask me if I have had enough or do you need to fuck me like a whore in front of all these people so that I can behave like a lady?Best Phone Sex

I hate that I have angered you but I need to feel you. I don’t care if you fuck me out of anger or make love to me with passion, as long as I can feel you! So yes! If that’s what we need to do! Fuck me like a whore in front of all these people!

I am crying and my mascara is running. You take me into the stable and tear my dress wide open! You spend barely a minute sucking my tits before turning my tender soft skin against the splintered timbers and slamming your cock in my wet little pussy! With each thrust more powerful than the last, my body lifts of the ground, driving large wooden slivers into my tits and hips!

Your power was overwhelming and I screamed while sticky sweet juices splattered every inch of the stable!

When we were done, it was dark and the stable was quiet. You carried my exhausted wore out body to the shower and gently cleansed all of my wounds as you had me sip champagne and nibble cheese.

Within a half hour, we were both dressed to the height of fashion and ready to be social.

People whispered and pointed as we entered the party but you held my arm as if I were a princess. They could never understand what we have, our intensity, our passion!

 

Beautiful Ebony Pussy Rules World

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     Beautiful ebony pussy will make any guy drop to their knees!A person who has never experienced fucking a black woman will never understand. Our round sexy asses make you drool. I  love when a guy can be honest and admit that he loves this black slut. I am going to admit that I love drinking cum from white cocks. The taste is so good that I want it all the time!

     Now for some reason guys think ho’s like me are unapproachable I would say that’s not the case. I keep it 100 all the time and I will tell you it is all about your confidence level. Me I just go for what I want and I will grab that tree trunk and grip it so firmly it will drop you to your knees! I will then spread these sexy legs of mine so you can see my pussy. Remember black bitches are no different than white ones. We like that fucking pussy licked! Stick out your tongue and dip it in the sweetest honey you have ever tasted. Take your tongue and play with that clit while I start to gyrate my hips. Damn you got some good tongue action! Stand back up and let me feel on that meat for a  minute.  Shit I didn’t realize you were packing so much! Take it out for me and as you do I slide down into position to taste that sweet pre cum.

     I think just looking at a bitch has you so hard! But naw that ain’t it it’s because this nigger knows how to clap her fucking bootie. It’s the first lesson a nigger is taught! Shake your money maker! You see, I am shaking my ass so well that you have sprayed cum everywhere!

Mature Phone Sex is Always the Best Phone Sex

 

mature phone sex hot milfDo you want to know why mature phone sex is best? Because older women are not afraid to tell you the truth. In my years of experience as a sex education teacher, I have discovered that it is always best to tell a guy the truth. Let’s take cock size for example. How many times have you been with a woman and she has not cum? Or better yet, she has faked an orgasm or worse, just laid there like a dead fish wondering if it is over yet?

The truth in these scenarios is that you can’t fucking please your girl and she doesn’t know how to tell you. So instead of telling you the truth, that you don’t measure up, she lets you keep on fucking, going through the motions and both of you end up sexually frustrated. The best phone sex, hell the best sex, is honest sex. I have no problem telling guys they are inadequate in the bedroom. Now, some of you may just lack skill. That can be taught. But no amount of education can make up for having a tiny pecker.

best phone sex slutI find that in the cases where you are physically incapable of making a woman cum with your tiny dick, it is best to put you in your place. There are many things you can do to keep yourself in your woman’s sex life. You can fluff cock. You can be a cleanup bitch. You can be a pimp of sorts and procure your gal real cock. You can be a source of entertainment like a sissy boy or a source of assistance like a sissy maid. Just because you can’t fuck her like you should, doesn’t mean you can’t be of use still. So your cock is underwhelming. Perhaps you can still eat her pussy whenever she wants. Perhaps you can just be a good little cuck.

cuckold phone sex small cockLet’s face it. If you have less than 5 inches, the odds are that your woman has some big dick on the side. She is keeping you around for a reason. Maybe it is love, perhaps its financial security. Whatever the reason, you are still around with your dysfunctional weenie. So why not be in an honest open relationship? I am sure if you are being truthful with yourself, you like the idea of your woman being sexually satisfied. And if you can’t do it, then why not find someone who can?

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GFE Phone Sex Date Night

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     GFE  Phone Sex Date Night is more than romance it is about releasing that pressure you have been feeling all day. Tonight is date night lover and I have the perfect thing in mind for us. Let’s do something out of the routine and have a night to remember. I will meet you at the door with that nice black dress you like that curves my waist and just barely touches my perky nipples. My nice pedicure aches for you to suck on my toes later and my pussy is so wet that I am making an imprint on my dress. I don’t think from the look of the bulge in your pants I will have to worry about keeping it on for very long.

      I had the chef prepare a nice dinner of your favorite Italian dishes. I was thinking we could eat them later over a glass of chardonnay. But first, let me show you how glad I am to see you tonight. I wrap my arms around your neck and kiss your neckline. Planting kisses all over you I feel my tits brush against your hand and my arm bring on goose bumps. You take your hand and place it at the zip of my dress and it gets stuck so you rip it off! You drink in my body with your eyes and I shudder at your gaze. My pussy continues secreting  its juices as you lean forward and plant kisses all the way down to my pussy lips.

     Blowing the air from your lips directly on my pussy makes me shiver with delight and I can’t wait to give you more of me. Lifting me in the air you sit me on the piano bench and enter me with one big gasp. I can feel your meat head pulsating inside of me and I want more! I take you in swallowing you with my pussy muscles. I feel your head rising me pumping inside and I want more. Holding me by the neck you spill your seed inside and the warmth takes over.

     To me it is the best phone sex date ever! It is our time now wouldn’t you agree?