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The Best Phone Sex is Lesbian Phone Sex

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I guess I was lost in toon town rubbing my clit and failed to notice that my professor and his wife came home. They caught me red handed playing with myself. My long legs draped over the chair, pussy spread wide and cartoon porn on the computer. I was embarrassed to say the least. I thought I was in big time trouble. But, my professor’s wife said, “Don’t stop on our account. I’m quite enjoying the show. You are very lovely.”

best phone sex naughty threesomeI stood up, walked across the room, fed her my cum drenched fingers then tugged her panties down so I could finger fuck her. She was very receptive to my touch. I started French kissing her while I finger banged her mature cunt with 3 fingers. I glanced over at my professor and he had a raging hard on enjoying the show. His wife needed his cock, so she started to give him head. As she was bent over swallowing his shaft, I licked her hot pussy from behind. She tasted so sweet; like honeydew. I couldn’t believe that I was in a threesome with my professor and his wife. She was way hotter than he was. He lucked out with her as a wife.

She came several times on my face before we moved things into the bedroom. She didn’t want me to fuck her husband, but she was fine with me doing whatever I wanted to her. I much preferred her anyway. I tongued her pretty pink puckered ass as she fucked my professor. She had never been rimmed before so I tongued her pretty ass extra good for her. Since she liked it so much, I convinced her to let her hubby fuck her ass reverse cowgirl so I could eat her slit. She went for it. I buried myself between her creamy thighs for what felt like an eternity. I had the glazed donut look when I finally came up for air. I cleaned out her ass, sucking my professor’s cum all out of her pretty asshole.

It was a hot MFF threesome, my favorite kind actually. And to think, I owe that hot random encounter all to Flintstone porn.

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Practice Safe Sex – Call Your Local Sexline!

We hear it all the time – another friend has been caught out and got an STD, took it home to his or her spouse/S.O., and it broke up the relationship and ruined their life. Now that friend has to deal with not only putting the piece of their life back together, but also the pain of trying to find a partner who they can fuck without spreading the disease further.

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STDs are running rampant in the streets, and if you’re not careful, one will find you! And condoms, let’s face it, are such a pain in the ass (or dick, or cunt, you name it). But if we don’t use them, we are, quite literally, screwed.

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Yet there is hope! My dear sweet boys, there is a method of steamy sex that allows you to fuck with abandon and yet requires no protection whatsoever! And that is calling your friendly neighborhood mature phone sex operator. The ladies here at Sophisticated Hotties are here to service your every whim and desire.

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Give us a call, and we promise, you won’t find yourself catching anything but fun times and exhaustion from us. *wink*

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My shaved wet pussy was so wet today that it was dripping all down my thighs. I was spending my time at home, watching my neighbor across the street trimming  his bushes, his lady looks like she could use a trim to. I bet he is going to be pleased to know that he doesn’t have to look at an unkempt yard over here, since after all I have a shaved wet pussy waiting for him to devour. I decided I wanted to get his attention, so I climbed up on my table facing the window towards him, and I lifted up my dress so he could see my beautiful sexy thighs. I pulled the dress up more showing my tight pink pussy and all of its juices. He was captivated looking at me like a little fuck toy that he was going to teach a lesson. So I pulled up my dress even more, above my tummy and above my perky tits. I began to rub my pussy while staring at him, letting him see that if he doesn’t get over here, I was clearly going to start without him. He pulled out his phone and from what it looked like he took a picture and made a call. Next thing I know I hear knocking at my back door. I ignore it because clearly I am in the middle of something. But then whoever was at the door started pounding at it, (who knew that wouldn’t be the only thing they pounded on)  so I stopped what I was doing and went to answer the door. I was greeted by 5 men and my neighbor that I had the hots for. I guess he decided to tell his friends what he saw. I have a very strange feeling my cunt is going to be very sore as they take turns having their way with me. One after the other they tell me what to do and spank me in all of my tender places, they all take turns fucking all my holes at one time and stretching them out. I think they were suppose to teach me a lesson, I think I need to be retaught.shaved wet pussy

Naughty Teacher Road Trip

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ass sex porn MILF sexWe walked around the venue for a bit before some handsome drunk men hit on us. Likely half our age, but I didn’t care. After some idle chit chat about Rush, we took them behind the bathroom and showed them our cocksucking skills. Been a long time since I blew a guy at an outdoor concert, well one whose name I didn’t even know. We guzzled cum, then went and rocked out on Rush’s final tour. We had a great time actually. I stroked a guy off sitting next to me to Tom Sawyer. We were drinking, having fun, getting wild.

best phone sex blowjobsAfter the show, a group of guys invited us back to their hotel room for an after show party. The three of us and like 30 guys. Hell yes. We drank and fucked. I had a MILF gangbang. A lot of those boys had never fucked a girl up the ass. I was more than happy to be their first anal experience. I let then train my ass. My girlfriends are not quite anal whores, but I am a total butt fuck queen. I loved getting cock after cock shoved up my ass. My ass was dripping with cum. As we got more drunk, my girl friends thought it would be fun to guzzle cum out of my ass.

I had no idea how fun a Rush show could be. Sadly it is their last tour, but certainly I can find another group with a mostly male following. Fuck being a groupie. I will fuck concert goers. Drunk horny men away from their wives for a night equals hot ass sex for this hot MILF.

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Best Phone Sex Therapy Ever

best phone sex gingerWhen I have a particularly interesting case that makes me wet during the consult, before therapy ever starts, I know that I am going to enjoy the process as much as my client is.
He hadn’t seen her since his college days. Their time together was hot and wild and uninhibited. She called him the a few months ago out of the blue and as soon as he heard her voice his dick got hard and the memories of fucking her all over the city came flooding back.
He was married now and loved his wife but she was very conservative in the bedroom. Now suddenly he longed for the wild kinky sex he once had with his college girl.
He couldn’t even cum with his wife without thinking of his old flame and what they had.
I knew just what course of action I was going to take. Before our session I dyed my hair black just as he described her and made sure I was dressed the way he said she used to dress. The lights in the office were dimly lite when he walked in and the smell of incense was in the air.
In nothing more then a whisper I invited him in and sat him on my couch. Dialing his cell number from my desk I heard it ring and instructed him to answer. Then I began the best phone sex call I have ever done.
It was kinky and hot and I could hear in his voice and breathing that I was taking him back in time.
When I knew he was on the edge I approached him, taking his hard cock out of his pants I sucked it just like I imagined she had once upon a time before mounting him and riding him hard until he exploded inside my wet pussy.
I know he can’t wait for our next session!

MILFs Have the Best Phone Sex

Some say a woman reaches her sexual peak at age 35; others say it’s at age 26. But I’m far older than both of those ages, and I can tell you, I’m having the best phone sex and best actual sex of my life right now! Older women aren’t as uptight about their appearances as younger women, but even so, I know I have a bod that most younger gals would die for, and I have the skills in the bedroom to go with it. And if I ever need a reminder of that, I just find a willing partner to remind me.

I went out for Karaoke and wings at my favorite bar this past weekend, and there I met Ethan. He was young, had just finished his first year of college, built for the game of football he played, and was looking to find a gal to spend the evening with. After hearing me sing and watching me devour my wings unabashedly, he decided I was his lady.

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I took him home with me. He’d been out working all weekend, doing the jobs his parents had stored up while he was at school – mowing the lawn, weeding the garden, etc. So I started by pulling out the baby oil, laying him down, and massaging his muscles. When I got to his ass, I didn’t stop at the outside, but slipped a finger in his unexpecting asshole, which clearly surprised him, because he started to sit up. I told him to lie down again, which he did, and I continued in further.

Ethan started moaning, and I pulled my finger out and had him roll over. I started massaging his hairy chest, arms, legs, and then moved to his cock, which had softened during the massage. But then when I touched his cock with my oil-slickened hands, it stood right up again. I grabbed it with both hands and started stroking it with long, steady, slick strokes, then reached down and gave the same treatment to his balls underneath. When he began whimpering, I slid my finger back into his ass, and he jumped half a foot off the floor.

When I reached in high enough to hit his prostate, that was the final straw for him. He came, right then, shooting his hot load of cum right up into my face. I tried to catch his salty seed, but I’m afraid I missed a lot of it, and it went all over my face.

The good thing about young men, however, is that they have stamina, and in a jounce, he was up for round two. Between both of us having oil-slickened bodies by that point, and me with my dripping wet baby-smooth pussy, fucking was hot and long and easy. That was far more satisfying for both of us!

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I am a very hot sexy woman that likes to have a lot of fun. I like to tease you with my sexy body. My favorite part is flaunting my perfect sexy smooth skin, my mounded full  tits, and my caboose while you get a chubby in your pants. Why don’t we hangout by the pool today and you can invite some of your friends. I can go ahead and give you a strip tease and then you can decide on who and what gets to go into my lovely slutty wet holes. Shall I take cock after cock while being held down? Getting my face fucked, my pussy swollen and stretched, or my anus full of creamy cum goodness by multiple men. Or maybe I get to tell you what I want and how you are going to take it, and you have to listen to every command I tell you, even if you have a  little teenie weenie. I can’t wait to get together, my body is aching for an  erotic sexual release.

Great Blowjobs Poolside

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This particular stud is the son of my best friend. I have been trying to be a good bestie, but when he is texting me pictures of his rock hard huge cock and telling me he knows I can handle his meat better than any coed, there is only so much I can take. I’m in my sexual prime. No one, not even my best friend could fault me for wanting to fuck a nice hung virile man. I told myself if she found out she would approve.

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Before long I was riding that boy reverse cowgirl. I love looking down and seeing a young cock get swallowed up by my cougar cunt. His cock was glistening with my love juice. He slid his hands under my ass and started bouncing me up and down his dick. He had the stamina that mature women crave. He told me I was his mom’s hottest friend. Apparently he has been jacking off to me for years. I confessed that I had channeled his cock through my fingers more than once while masturbating. I mean it is so very hard for a cougar to resist the charms of a young stud. Every woman my age knows that men half her age can fuck her like a porn star.

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The Greased Pole Climb

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After an entire day of rolling out crust in a hot kitchen, it was nice to get to the festival and feel the breeze from all the spinning rides. After helping set out all the baked goods, I headed straight to the beer tent to see who was in this years greased pole climb. When I got there, they judges were handing out #’s to the teams but the fire men’s team was a member short so they were going to have to back out.

I could not let that happen! The winning team gets $600 and the fire men always donate theirs to charity. So I marched right up and offered my services. They all kinda laughed at first but I reminded them that I had already climbed each and every one of their own poles so I know my way around a slippery shaft!

Now the rules in our town is you can wear jeans or shorts, no shirt, no shoes. They pointed that out to me before I signed up but I had already had a few beers and it was for charity! Besides, who hasn’t seen my tits?

So we all stripped down and took turns rubbing crisco all over each other. A few of the guys were getting hard from rubbing me with down with shortening. I told them to just keep that thought, cus I might need that cock to pull my self up to the next set of shoulders!

The first guy took his position and wrapped himself around that huge round pole. The next guy climbed up on his shoulders and held tight. each of the five men climbed up those below until he was in the top position…then it was my turn to climb all five men and get to the top and ring that bell!

Talk about every girls fantasy! Five greasy men and me! And I get to climb each of their bodies…one…at…a…time!

So all greased up and armed with a mini skirt and a pair of thongs, I started my climb to the top. I got up the first two guys just fine but buy the third guy, I needed some help, so little Tommy Baker put his hand on my ass and gave me a shove! I am not sure if he meant to let his fingers slip inside my little cunt or if it was an accident but I can’t say I minded. I actually let my body slip a little so his fingers would go deeper inside me and stayed there for  just a few seconds longer.

It was more of the same as I continued up the mountain of men! I was finger fucked by each one of them and the entire county could see me dripping as my skirt flapped in the breeze at the top of that pole!

Needless to say, it was one hell of a climb and of course we won!

It was great helping out my boys and all for charity! But the reward came after it was over, when we all took a shower! I could tell you about that but I would not want their wives to find out! But I can certainly “show” you!Best Phone Sex

Mature Phone Sex with a Sexy Neighbor

Mature phone sex can lead to all kinds of naughty scenarios. I’m that sexy MILF neighbor that you’ve always wanted to get to know better so you could come over and have an excuse to fuck. Well, I’m here, ready to talk whenever you please, dear boy.

For instance, I had one boy come over to visit the other day. He was very nervous, you know, didn’t know what to do with his hands. Well, those hands ended up all over me, stroking my breasts, between my legs, then finger-fucking my hot wet cunt.

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Eventually, I let him fuck me. His young, itty-bitty cock had a hard time finding its way into my waiting pussy, but eventually he found his way in. It was such a TINY little cock, though, and I barely felt it, but I let him fuck me anyway, because even virgin boys need to have their cherries popped, as it were, and who better than the neighborhood teacher?

When we were done, he said it was the best phone sex he’d ever had.