Small dick humiliation was what he deserved. I am in my forties. My days of praising little dicks like they are the greatest gift to my pussy are long gone. Seriously, the audacity of this guy to think he could fuck me with three inches pissed me off. What happened was that I was out with girlfriends Friday night. This loser was buying us drinks. I guess he thought that entitled him to something more than a thank you. When I went to the bathroom I guess he misread the signal. There was no signal. I had to pee from one too many Pixie stick Martinis. He followed me into to the bathroom and pulled his cock out. Erase that. What he had was no cock. He whipped out his clitty. He expected a blowjob in the john. I am not a drunk college girl. I am a mature hot sexy woman. I don’t blow clit sticks in the bathroom of clubs. Now, if his cock was thirteen inches, that is a definite possibility. But, an inch worm, no way. I laughed at his small nub. I pulled off my panties and tossed them in his face. I explained since he had a clit, he belonged in panties more than me. He had this indignant look on his face like no woman had ever laughed at his micro penis before. I couldn’t stop laughing. I took some pictures with my camera phone, so my girlfriends could have a good laugh too. Oh, my god, he started to cry like a fucking pansy. He claimed I was so mean. He was the one who had the archaic view that buying me drinks deserves head in the bathroom as thanks. Seriously loser, what the fuck? Let his experience be a warning to you. Don’t think any woman will be so grateful for martinis that she will blow your short stack in a club bathroom. I can buy my own martinis.
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You Ghetto Trash Whore
I hate this bitch, this silly piece of fucking ghetto Corner Store trash. Bitch don’t you know that you’re nothing every time I come to the store to get me a pack of cigarettes I see you’re wasted slutty no discretion trash bag ass around. Who the fuck gave you money to go and pay for a motel room to take a bath because bitch you got a little soap in your life and you have lost your mind but I will bring you back. I’m not your type of loser you cannot do what I do because I’m sophisticated and you my dear are slut trash on the floor. Don’t you ever come you’re silly black disgusting ass around me and roll your eyes The Audacity Of You is petrifying. I saw you behind the dumpsters having sex with three guys real dingy dirty guys and what they were doing to you didn’t surprise me because you are behind the dumpster whore trash. I saw you on your knees guzzling cum in your mouth wow that’s why I took my phone out and I have proof. Now I want you to do some things from me since you’re a disgusting nasty uninhibited whore I’m going to make some money off of you you deserve it too the worst treatment ever. Too bad I can’t bring you into my dance club because you’re much too fucked up for that.
Small Dick Humiliation
Small dick humiliation is something a cock size queen is good at giving. I did a call with a guy yesterday who was so small it was like his dick was invisible. It was a micro penis. A turtle hiding in its shell. He sent me pictures. It was hard to contain my laughter. I have seen small dicks, but I think this was the smallest dick I have ever not seen. It was so small I couldn’t see it with cheaters on. I had to share the photos with my fellow phone sex sluts. They all got a good laugh. Then we talked about how sad it must be to be him. Girls don’t want to fuck him. They don’t want to marry him either. He knew he was small. He was self aware at least. I asked him why he was calling. He likes candid women. He didn’t need phone sex therapy. He knew he had a micro dick. He just enjoyed the laughter of a sexy mature woman. When you have a micro dick, you don’t have many options with the ladies. You can be a cuckold. You can be a sissy. You can be entertainment. Do you have a micro penis? I could us another good laugh.
Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy Makes You a Better Man
Cuckold phone sex therapy is necessary for you to be a good husband. Ask yourself a few questions. How big is my dick? Does my wife seem to enjoy fucking me? Does my wife get off from my cock or is a lot of foreplay required? Does she avoid having sex with me? First, if you don’t know if your wife or girlfriend is getting sexual pleasure, you need some therapy. Shame on you for not knowing if your partner is enjoying herself. A good man, a good husband puts his wife’s sexual needs first. You should know what you woman enjoys in the bedroom. You should know if she is enjoying herself period. Now, let us address the issue of cock size. What is considered big varies among women. Things like body size, age and motherhood can affect what the pussy needs for pleasure. I am in my forties; I am a mother and I have a high mileage pussy. That mean s I am a cock size queen who needs at least 7 hard inches for sexual pleasure. I am a phone sex therapist. I won’t blow smoke up your ass and tell you what a great cock you have or how great a lover you are, especially if you have a small dick and no skills in the bedroom. My concern is for your woman. I want to make sure she is getting all the pleasure she deserves and wants. Sometimes the only thing you can do for her pleasure, is get her a surrogate lover. Many men balk at that idea but let me ask you this. Do you love your woman? If you do, then get your head out of your ass and get her a real man. A man who can make her cum. Phone sex therapy is waiting for you to help you be a better man for that special woman in your life.
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