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Black Friday was a bitch this fucking year. I don’t people well anyway, let alone mass oceans of crazed, scrambling nut jobs hell bent on whatever was on their list.

But, I can’t say much, I too succumbed to the lure of cool shit being super cheap. I mostly had my eye on a brand new laptop and phone combo for work. That was the one thing I was bound and determined to get. In, and out. Simple, right? Yeah, no. Not so much. I stepped into a madhouse worse than I had expected. I couldn’t go two steps without getting ran into. Not that anyone noticed.

I knew I should have dressed sluttier. But, I honestly don’t think even a great pair of tits, or even me flat naked, would have caused anyone there to take notice. I finally made it back to electronics, and right as I walked up to the display I needed, this pissy looking bastard was picking up the last one of my combos! I was already frazzled beyond belief, and was not about to let this freak take what I went through all that to get! I put on my best smile, and sauntered up to him. But the angry prick refused. I stomped off and huffed to the parking lot.

Then an idea occurred to me. I waited for nearly an hour to see this guy come out of the store, and followed him to his car. While he walked away to put his cart up, I slipped off my leggings and panties from under my tunic, leaving my boots on. When he got back, I put one leg up on the trunk of his car, and spread my cute little kitty for him. Trade him a good fucking for my computer? No way, but while he was laying in his rig completely drained of his jizz, my drippy cunt and I took it and left.

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mature phone sexMature phone sex women give the best head. I think every young man knows that too. I was using an Uber ride the other day. The guy who picked me up was college age. In fact, he told me he was a first year law student. Being an Uber driver is his way of making some extra money without committing to regular work hours. Makes sense. I wish it was a job option when I was in college. I hated working retail. We were talking, when we came to a standstill.  There was a huge pile up on the Interstate that was going to leave us where we were until crews cleaned up the wreckage. He kept apologizing for the inconvenience, but I didn’t mind being stranded with a handsome, smart young man. He put the car in park, turned off the ignition to save the gas. I invited him in the back seat with me to talk face to face. We had an hour or more to kill.

great blowjobs I really just wanted to fuck him. He seemed a bit nervous next to me.  Great blowjobs kill nerves so I unzipped his pants. He looked awe struck, like a deer in the headlights. His nerves dissipated once my mouth worked its magic on his cock. A very nice cock too. About 10 inches. Where was a boy like this when I was in college? I was not going to be satisfied with giving him head alone. I masturbated myself as I worked his stiff dick in and out of my mouth. It was a pleasure suck such a big. It was going to be my pussy’s pleasure too to fuck that cock. I was already dripping wet when I slid my pussy down his shaft. He knew how to fuck. His hands slid under my ass as he helped move me up and down his cock. We fucked for a good hour before he came. Stamina is a mature woman’s best friend. The traffic started moving again. I stayed in the back seat with a pussy full of cum. Best Uber ride of my life.

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It’s not easy being a sexy babe; lots of guys are always hitting on me! I love the attention…it shows me that they’ve heard of my very special talent. They know all about my great blowjobs and they want to see just how well I can deepthroat! I love it, I love to choke on it and gag on it and take it all the way down my throat. It’s how I earned the best girlfriend title! It’s true, any man could tell you. I love to prove myself as the ultimate girlfriend. Going out of my way with waking you up with a blowjob, and breakfast to follow. And by breakfast I mean my sweet bald pussy right on your face! Hehe. I am young and I know what I want, I am cock hungry and can never seem to turn and cock down that is hard and ready for me! Cum watch me play with myself or enjoy the show as I do my duty!

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Your looking to become a pervert and feel stuck, well the best phone sex is with me and I’ll train you in the ways of being perverse. I’m a filthy perverted slut when no one is looking, and a sophisticated primped and primed Princess when in public “eye”. That means I am not ALWAYS primadonna in public, only as far as the public may view me as such.

Dirty talking erotic roleplaying GFE is one of those things where you get that naughty yet respectable dream wrapped up in a tight sweet pink package. I bet you will be dying to get a taste of this sweet pink. I’m going to tease the hell out of you in public and then pull you off to the side and give you what great blowjobs are made of… a sloppy wet mouth. I’m wet with anticipation.

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best phone sexI’ve been told many, many times that I have the prettiest, best looking feet anyone has ever seen and I have to say that I agree. Have you seen them? One look will tell you that these are feet worth worshipping for sure. I keep them pretty and perfect at all times, they’re always soft and well pedicured, just perfect for rubbing your cock on. That is… IF I let you rub your cock on them, you will have to earn that privilege I’m afraid. I don’t just let any pervy guy touch these perfect feet, no no no, only a certain type of man is good enough for me. I want a man with a big cock and strong hands, the kind of man that will make more than just my feet feel good! 

Mature Phone Sex Women are the Best Cuckold Phone Sex Therapists

mature phone sexMature phone sex women understand size matters. Most likely, a sexy mature woman is a cock size queen too. I know I am. I am well past the act like it is no big deal phase of my life. As young girls, we are often brain washed into believing that we just need to be silent in the bedroom. We are spoon fed crap like a man’s sexual needs are more important than our own. I called bullshit on that early in my life. During my first marriage actually. My husband had a small pecker. At least it was painfully average. I was naive until I had an affair with his best friend who turned out to be three times bigger than my husband. Much thicker too. I have since dumped that husband. In fact, I have dumped husband number two also. He had a decent cock, it just NEVER worked.

cuckold phone sexI am single now. I am on Tinder and Cougar Life. I demand to see a man’s cock before arranging any kind of hook up. I was feeling mean the other day. It happens. This one guy on Tinder started stalking me through social media. He wasn’t happy I rejected his proposal to let him give me his huge 5 inch cock. That is a far cry from “huge.” I arranged for a hook up with a college boy twice that size the same time average dick loser was to show up to my place for a threesome. Not exactly the threesome he envisioned. I cock teased them both, but I only blew one  guy. I only fucked  one guy. Only one guy saw the cuckold phone sex therapist side of me. I talked about how one of these cocks was not like the other. I giggled at his thin average dick. I even sat on his face with my pussy full of cum. Perhaps now he knows what is really a huge cock. Do you understand?

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The best phone sex to me means a hot sexy woman, giving great blowjobs, who loves erotic roleplaying, and has a good sense of humor! We’ve all had that one friend in grade school who had fun shooting milk out their nose, shooting spitballs from straws and in general causing chaos by being totally fun and goofy. That’s me!

Who said GFE phone sex has to be all serious and shit? I think it’s fine to laugh and smile while fucking each others’ brains out! Why, haven’t you ever put your face between a pair of bit, beautiful tits and motorboated? I have! All epic blowjobs start with giggling and having fun. Like I said about milk coming out your friends nose?

I had a big laugh from having this one massive cock buried deep in my throat, and when he came I tried swallowing every bit, but it was the biggest cum shot I had ever experienced and it came out of my nose and around my lips. And it just got worse cause he started laughing, so I started laughing, then it all came out everywhere. It was hilarious! And one of the biggest orgasms he had ever had!

I am just saying,how do you know if you have a high sperm count ? If I have to chew before I can swallow! So hit me up and tell me what your favorite funny sex story is, and we’ll see if we can’t make some new ones!

For now, I’ll leave you with this bit of advice.

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her!
With love,
Anabelle <3

Two is Better than One

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For several days in a row, I’ve had a visit from my new biker friend. I love fucking him. Today, he brought some friends over so that we could all go for a ride. After the ride was over, he and his friend, Ben stayed in the garage checking their bikes out. Riding on the back of that bike had me so turned on and I started thinking dirty thoughts about having both of them. I started taking off my clothes there in the garage, and both guys were immediately hard and knew what I was up to. I quickly got down to my bra and had my panties off. I sat in the garage playing with my pussy while they both watched. Ben was about to explode, he wanted me so badly. So, I went to him, got on my knees and unzipped his pants. I began to suck his cock while my friend started stroking his cock. He quickly moved in and put that hard cock of his in my ass while Ben mouth fucked me. Both men left very happy!

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best phone sexThe best phone sex stories come from mature babes. I think it is because we are uninhibited and horny. Since I hit my sexual prime, I see a guy that makes me wet, I am bold. I just tell him I want to fuck his brains out and wear his cum. Guys never turn me down either. Not even married men.  I was doing a little holiday shopping at Kohls last night. They are actually open until like midnight now. I hate crowds, so I went later in the evening. I am so glad I did too. I met a tall handsome man. A married man, but I just wanted to blow him, not marry him. He was checking me out. His wife was keeping close tabs on him, but even a kept man finds a way to break loose from a shrew’s  grasp to get some pussy. I ducked into a changing room, signaled him to follow me. I waited patiently because I knew he would figure out how to lose the ball and chain. I only waited a few minutes when he came into the dressing room with his cock out. I wanted to fuck him, but I knew there was not enough time for that so I settled on head. Great blowjobs, especially random ones, always make a man feel good. My last boyfriend said my middle name should be Hoover because I can suck better than a vacuum cleaner. I could feel his phone vibrating in his pocket. No doubt his wife was looking for him. I sucked faster, using my hands too. I have amazing oral technique. Within a few minutes, he was dumping his jizz in my mouth. He tasted salty. He gave me a wink, zipped up his pants and fled the scene quickly.  No way his wife wouldn’t know he was up to no good. I went back to shopping with some random man’s cum dripping on my chin.

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Most women don’t realize that the reason why their relationships always have infidelity within them is because they don’t give their spouse enough attention in the bedroom. That’s why men always find me to be their ideal, dream girlfriend everyday. Sex is constantly on my mind at all times, no matter where I am. No man has ever been able to rival my sexual appetite so I’m constantly fucking multiple men a day to appease my horny desires that I’m dealing with for hours at a time. My sweet bald pussy and tight asshole are always being craved by men and I am more than willing to have a kinky time as long as they treat my pussy with respect because I’m a classy slut with the tastiest pussy any boyfriend could want! Just one look at me and men can tell that I am more sexually experienced and adventurous than their boring wife or long term gf is back at home. I don’t feel bad about it, I’m here to make sure I show a man how a naughty little gf should be for their man!