I had a disco-themed sex party a few nights ago. Everybody was dressed like it was 1975. Black men with afros and BBC. White chicks with crazy hair, wild makeup, and very wet pussies. My sissy slave boys had on gold thongs and I sprayed their bodies in shimmering gold glitter. They were the sex slaves of the party. My slave boys have been very good and deserved a special treat. There was lots of dancing, drinking, snorting, and fucking. As I was glancing around the room I saw this fine black guy hit on one of my sissy boys. Too fine for me not to get a taste of that chocolate treat first. I walked over to my boy and the sexy ass black man, and I shooed my sissy boy away. I pushed that sexy black MF down on the reclining chair. And I slithered to my knees. I unbuckled his bell bottoms and let that huge black cock just suffocate me. Drool was pouring out of my mouth. He was shoving and pushing trying to get all 10 inches in my mouth. Unfortunately, that did not happen but I did get his sweet tasting seed to fill my tummy full.
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Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only
Great blowjobs are for great cocks. My lips, just like my pussy, don’t touch small dicks. I have been enjoying Tinder dates lately. Last night, however, I swore off Tinder for good. My fuck buddy for the night lied about his dick. He must have found a dick selfie on the Internet of a hung man and passed it off as his own. I should have known better. His cock was too big to be true. He sold me though. I had asked why he didn’t have a wife or a girlfriend with such a big cock. He told me he rarely meets women who can handle it. I get guys on the phone all the time who say the same thing. Now, I can hear in your voice if you are a poser or not. Guys with big cocks rarely brag about their 11 inch cut cock. And guys with such big dicks are rarely calling for phone sex. They are at glory holes and singles bars. I had a picture of a big dick that looked like he belonged on the photo of the guy I was hooking up with. It never occurred to me that a guy would be stupid enough to pull a bait and switch. It is not like I am going to say, “oh I guess the camera adds 5 inches. Me bad. Let me blow your little nub.” Men are stupid enough or horny enough to think they can con a sexy babe like that. Not this one. I sent Tim packing. I called him Tiny Tim among some other choice humiliating phrases, then outed him on Tinder as a poser. No horny woman should ever be expecting 11 inches and get 5 at best. Let Tim serve as a warning to you. I will hear in your voice if you are a man with bragging rights, or just big dick poser.
My Secrets
The neighborhood knows what a cock whore I can be, but not many know what a carpet muncher I am. I love a sexy woman dressed very nicely and wearing at least 3″ heels. I love to nibble and suck on their beautiful tits. And then I carefully lay them down and slowly kiss up against their thighs. I put their legs over my shoulders so I can have their pussy right in front of my face. I like to spread their pussy lips and look at that wet warm site in front of me. Pushing my fingers into there hole as my tongue traces their pussy lips and flicker at their clits. I can munch for hours on a sweet tasting pussy, just as much as I can suck on a sweet tasting cock.
Small Dick Humiliation
Small dick humiliation is something a cock size queen is good at giving. I did a call with a guy yesterday who was so small it was like his dick was invisible. It was a micro penis. A turtle hiding in its shell. He sent me pictures. It was hard to contain my laughter. I have seen small dicks, but I think this was the smallest dick I have ever not seen. It was so small I couldn’t see it with cheaters on. I had to share the photos with my fellow phone sex sluts. They all got a good laugh. Then we talked about how sad it must be to be him. Girls don’t want to fuck him. They don’t want to marry him either. He knew he was small. He was self aware at least. I asked him why he was calling. He likes candid women. He didn’t need phone sex therapy. He knew he had a micro dick. He just enjoyed the laughter of a sexy mature woman. When you have a micro dick, you don’t have many options with the ladies. You can be a cuckold. You can be a sissy. You can be entertainment. Do you have a micro penis? I could us another good laugh.