Category: Naughty neighbor phone sex

Like a good neighbor, Valerie is here.

cocksucking phone sexCocksucking phone sex is more than a skill. It takes a bold woman to take all the neighborhood cock like I do and be this proud of it.  I love cock. Small cock, big cock, fat cock, skinny cock, old or young. It really doesn’t matter as long as I can show off my skills and make those boners rise.

I’m proud of my cocksucking skills. Let’s just say that I’m a neighborhood favorite. I’ve broken in both fathers and sons. Some may call me slutty but so what? They are mostly jealous bitches who can’t satisfy their men. If these wives, would suck those cocks and lick some assholes, the men would keep it at home.

When you show up here needing some tongue service, I jump on that dick. And guess what? My husband doesn’t mind. He’s a cuck who lives to hear my stories and suck your sperm from my heated cunt. He and I love it this way. His cock only gets up when I tell him how big yours is, how you moaned when I touched it, and how it gagged me just a little. Come see me and I’ll share your story here too so others like him can jerk off for us.

Teasing Can Be Fun At Times

Tease and denialI was outside walking my dog the other day wearing short shorts, a low cut blouse no bra no panties.  I could see the neighborhood was out and about,  I noticed eyes looking at me, which always make me smile, I purposely leaned over far to smell some pretty flowers.  Making sure the bottom of my ass was sticking out.  Arching my back popping my ass up.  I could feel the stares of the different men.  As I leaned back up I glanced to my right and could see them all looking at me.  I smiled and waved at them as I again purposely bent over facing the men this time to pet my doggy Sarah.  “Good girl” I say patting her on head.  I know the men could see down my blouse seeing all of my breast. As I stood back up I waved and smiled again at them and continue to walk my dog.  Love being a tease at times.  Giggles.

The new Lawn boy

erotic roleplayingErotic roleplaying always make me think of how naughty of a neighbor I can be. I am known in this hood as the married lady who loves to fuck. It’s what I love best. And my old husband loves to do clean-up duty. I swear he knows the taste of every man in this cul-de-sac. Seriously, he can suck my pussy and say “Mmmmm, I love the taste of Tyler’s cum.” Yep, he is a cum connoisseur. Once in awhile I will fuck someone new to throw him off. He will roll that cum around on his tongue like fine wine.

I got that chance today. A young man knocked on my door offering to mow my yard. I usually mow it myself, half naked to make the husbands drool and piss off the fat wives. But he was smoking hot. He named a fair price and got busy. I quickly changed into something easy to access. A short sundress with no bra. When he finished I invited him in for a drink. I bent over to get my purse, exposing my waxed little pussy. I heard his sharp intake of breath. “Oh sweetie. I almost forgot your tip.” I kissed him right on the lips and fondled his growing member.  He didn’t protest so I pulled down his zipper.

Let’s just say that I tip very well for good service. That lawn boy was packing some serious fuck meat. A good neighbor should always follow the golden rule. We were both smiling when he left. I told him to stop back in another week and trim my bushes.

Revenge Tit Fucking

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My neighbor’s wife recently left him for another man, and he was clearly quite lonely. I had admired him for a long time, and now that his wife was out of the picture, this was the perfect time to act! Plus, what awesome revenge for him- getting to fuck a tight, young coed to get back at his wife! What man wouldn’t jump at the opportunity?

I knocked on his door wearing a very short dress and asked to come inside. Being neighborly, he let me in and asked what was on my mind. Without speaking, I grabbed him and kissed him passionately. Startled at first, he was tense, but then remembering that he was no longer accountable for someone else, he relaxed and pulled me in closer.

His cock was hard in an instant. It must have been so long since his ex-wife had put out. I got to my knees and gave him something I knew he hadn’t gotten in a really long time- a kick ass blow job. Gagging on his huge cock, I swallowed every inch and let him in balls deep.

His hands shook as they ran through my hair. Getting me on all fours, he hiked up my dress to see I was not wearing any panties and shoved his rod into my tight pussy. Grunting as he thrusted harder and harder, I could tell he was close to cumming, so I spun around and had him fuck my tits until he was gushing down my chest and nipples. I even let him take a picture to send to his ex!

Like a good neighbor…..

Naughty neighbor phone sexThere’s always that Naughty neighbor phone sex freak. No matter where you move, just ask around and you will find her. That innocent looking soccer mom, that kindly grandma, the lady goes to church every Sunday wearing funny hats. And me, the one who married an old fart for his money but has to deal with his shriveled old cock. We all have pussies and if you just picked up on the clues, you could have any of us.

I’ve been thinking about inviting these deprived ladies over for a drink some night. But I want a special treat for them. Some hard young cock to blow the cobwebs out of their pussies. I get turned on at the thought of you making them suck cock. Will they be ashamed or will they gobble it like they are starving.

Don’t worry. I’ll help you. I’m such a voyeur and I love watching other people fuck. Let’s show them the ropes, boys. I’ll spread my legs wide open and be your girlfriend. Once they see that meatstick going in and out of my shaved box, they will be jumping on for a ride too. I’ll even lick them clean when you are done with them. This aint no Mr. Roger’s neighborhood. 

Mature Phone Sex Fourth of July

mature phone sexMature phone sex on the Fourth of July puts some bang in your day. My neighbors were being obnoxious with fireworks last night. My dogs were freaking out, so I had to pay them a visit. I don’t like being a bitch to my neighbors, but it was after midnight and they were being drunk and obnoxious. I put on something sexy to get their attention. Turns out it was my neighbor’s college son and a bunch of his friends. His parents are on a cruise and he is house sitting for them. I was offered a beer. I took it to be neighborly. I asked them if they could cease the fireworks because the noise was giving my pups anxiety. One of the boys said, “What do we get in return?” I paused for a second, surprised by that response, then said, “What do you want?” They gave me that look of lust. I know what boys like. Boys like a mature sexy babe who knows how to handle a cock. They unzipped their trousers. I inspected the merchandise because I am a cock size queen, after all. They were each ample to say the least. I walked around the fire pit stroking their cocks. We were in my neighbor’s back yard. If the other neighbors were awake and looking out their windows, they would have seen some college boys rocking with their cocks out. I made out with the boys as I delivered each one a mind altering hand job. Feeling their throbbing shafts in my hands made me wet; very wet. Feeling each boy cum to my expert stroking, made me cum in my panties. My pussy was so thick and creamy from all the stud cock surrounding me. I gave into my desires. They all fucked me up against the garage like a paid whore. I loved it. Talk about naughty neighbor porn! I started my Fourth of July with a bang; a boy gang bang. How you spending your day?

Teasing the Neighbor

mutual masturbation storiesI hope this leads to some hot mutual masturbation stories. My neighbor likes to sit out on his porch and watch me mow the lawn or wash my car.  He’s always out there staring at me. The way his wife glares at me, I know it pisses her off. That makes me want to do it more. I wear the tiniest little bikini, leaning way over to scrub the rims. I make the lather fly, looking up to shoot him a wink now and then. Why don’t you come over here and give me a hand? I bet you have something that needs a good lathering too. I know that whiny bitch of yours can’t give you a hand wash like this. I hear her yelling at you for looking at me. It gives me a sudden urge to pull out your cock and give you a spit shine right here in this driveway.

You’re smiling now as if you’re reading my mind. I bend down, pick up the hose and let the water soak the front of my shirt. You can see my nipples for sure. Why don’t you come over here and do something about it?

 

The therapist in IN..and out.

phone sex therapyYour wife was telling me over coffee that you’ve been having a little erectile dysfunction problem. She said that your poor little dickie just can’t cut the mustard anymore. I suggested some phone sex therapy.

What she doesn’t know is that you’ve been giving me all of your sperm. Oh yes. As soon as she leaves to go sit for your daughters brats, you head over to my place. I welcome you with open arms and open legs. You may be old and gray but that fat cock gives me a thrill. You look like a kindly grandpa but wasn’t I thrilled to find out that you had skills in bed. You fuck me so much better than my husband does.

I feel kinda bad for your wife though. I even gave her a new vibrator for her birthday and suggested that she find some young dick. Meanwhile, I am teaching you all kinds fo things that she never did for you. Like licking the tender underside of your balls. Or your puckered hole. Or the way I tickle that prostate when I need you to cum just one more time for me. This is some good therapy. If you are older and need some special attention, I’m here for you, too.

That one neighbor…

sensual phone sexSome women just get sensual phone sex. There’s an art to being classy-trashy. It’s not about cursing and being crude. It’s a slow sexy build up that leaves you wanting more. That’s the way I love phone sex.

I’ve been your neighbor for years. You’re a lot older than me and I’m guessing that by all of the grandbrats hanging out, that you aren’t getting your needs met.  I guess with your wife getting older, those balls aren’t getting emptied regularly. You better use it before you lose it, daddy.

I saw you hanging out in the yard while I was washing my car. I smiled at you and walked into my garage. You followed me, pushing me against my work bench, kissing me. I put my finger to my lips. “Ssssshhhh.” as I dropped to my knees and unzipped your pants. I took just the head of your cock into my mouth, slowly teasing you. I cupped your balls, feeling their fullness and need. I took your poor old penis to the hilt, then looked up at you with big blue eyes. “You taste so good, daddy.” I purred. I feel your hands stroking my hair as I pull a load of creamy cum from your dick. Your whole body shudders with pleasure. “Thank you, sweetie.” I hear you whisper as you walk away, your silver hair making feel like I did something good. I know you will be back. Even classic cars run like new ones with the right lubrication. I have a feeling you just got an STP Gas treatment.  You just need a little tune-up now. Hurry back, sexy. My engine is purring….

Fucking The Neighbor’s College Son

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You’re home with Mom for the summer and this is your first time seeing her new house. Of course, this is also the first time meeting her sexy next door neighbor. I see you staring at the way my dress clings to my sexy curves and I know you want me. Later that night while your mother runs to the store, I conveniently happen to stop over with some cookies I baked as a welcome present.

Nervously, you tell me your mom just stepped out. I shut the door behind me, set the cookies down, and tell you that is perfect with a mischievous smile. Having you sit on the couch, I start doing a sexy little strip, bending over as I pull my dress over my ass. When I turn around, I can see your cock ready to burst through your pants. Getting on all fours, I crawl across the floor.

My hands find your zipper as I unleash that massive dick. Wrapping my lips around the tip, I massage it with my tongue. I love watching you squirm! Losing the rest of your clothes, you flip me to my back on the couch, lifting my legs onto your shoulders. Sliding your throbbing fuckstick into my dripping wet pussy, you go balls deep, pulling my arms towards you to get in as deep as possible. My big tits bounced back and forth with each powerful thrust.

Ugh, I love college boys! When I straddle over you and ride you, you grab my boobs and lick my nipples. It’s just the right position to make me have a screaming orgasm. Still shaking, I get to all fours. Your hand grabs my hair and tugs as you hit it from the back. Grunting, you bust a sloppy load into my slit, filling me with cum. I guess you’ll have a reason to come visit Mom more often, huh?

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