Category: Phone chat lines

Are You This Big?

Domination phone sexUnless your cock compares to the size of this one you are getting nowhere near my sweet holes. If you are packing an itty bitty little thing between those faggot legs of yours, then you are a huge joke. And not good enough for me sexually. You can kneel in the corner with your oversized clit in your hand jerking it off, watching me get fucked by a real man and a real cock. If you are a behaved sissy I may allow you to clean up the mess left inside my kitty. You better do a good job making sure you get every nook and cranny. Your tongue is the only good thing you have going for you. I know the pleasure your tongue can give, unlike your little dicky.

The Best Phone Sex

best phone sexBest phone sex calls require honesty. I am a blunt woman. Guys call me to tell me about their problems. I listen to men whine about not getting laid. If a guy isn’t getting laid by his woman something is up and chances are it is not his dick. Karl called me this morning with the familiar story of how him and his girlfriend never have sex after he takes her out for a fancy dinner. They have been dating for months now. They had sex once, but since then she has excuse after excuse for why they can’t fuck. She is happy to drain his wallet but not his balls. I asked the tough question. I asked him how big his dick was and if it got hard easily. Old Karl has a four-inch cock. He even added a 1/4 to his dick size. Now that is desperate to sound big. Come on Karl. You have a small dick and you are dating out of your league. A hot sexy woman of any age can have just about any man she wants. She sure as hell is not going to settle for a man with 4 1/4 inch dick. Men make the mistake of thinking women owe them something for taking them out. I owe you nothing but a thank you for showing me an enjoyable time. If you are spending lots of money on a woman and not getting any action in return, ask yourself, “is my dick bigger than 7 inches?” If the answer is no, there is the problem. Buy yourself a pocket pussy and consider dating less attractive women. The hot girls will go out with you, but they are fucking other men. You are a free meal, someone else is the good fuck. Consider that some free phone sex therapy boys.

Phone Sex That Is Addicting

Best Phone SexIf you want some of the best phone sex your money can buy you then don’t pass me up. It is nice to have a relationship and stuff, but, some other times someone else can give you what your partner isn’t. I love arousing men and teasing like making them so hard and then letting it go soft. I would love to be there with you while your balls are filling up with that nectar. I always have my favorite toy on hand and love fucking myself as if it were your hard prick deep inside my tight wet teen pussy. Just think while you are stroking that dick to our fantasy, I am spitting on my toy and rubbing it up and down my pussy and then sticking it in so deep. Rubbing my clit while I fuck it and come all over and then suck it off that toy.

I Love That Jizz On My Boobs

Cum On BoobsI called my friend with benefits over because my sugar daddy was busy. I was so horny and wanted dick so bad. When he arrived I was wearing my cute little pink panties and nothing else, I wanted him to know what he was there for any nothing else. I motioned for him to come over and told him I wanted him to eat my ass and tongue fuck my bald pussy. He grabbed my hips and bent me over and started sniffing my panties making me moan real loud. I had been sweating in them. He pulled them aside and spit on my dirty pink hole and then was darting his tongue in and out. I love when he tongue fucks my ass and then he put 2 fingers in my vagina and I came so hard and he wasn’t stopping, I was squirting. I laid down on my bed and saw he was hard like a rock  he came over and was jacking off near my tiny perky tits. I closed my eyes and held my mouth open and he was squirting like hot lava erupting from a volcano.

Party

Sexy chatI had a disco-themed sex party a few nights ago. Everybody was dressed like it was 1975. Black men with afros and BBC. White chicks with crazy hair, wild makeup, and very wet pussies. My sissy slave boys had on gold thongs and I sprayed their bodies in shimmering gold glitter. They were the sex slaves of the party. My slave boys have been very good and deserved a special treat. There was lots of dancing, drinking, snorting, and fucking. As I was glancing around the room I saw this fine black guy hit on one of my sissy boys. Too fine for me not to get a taste of that chocolate treat first. I walked over to my boy and the sexy ass black man, and I shooed my sissy boy away. I pushed that sexy black MF down on the reclining chair. And I slithered to my knees. I unbuckled his bell bottoms and let that huge black cock just suffocate me. Drool was pouring out of my mouth. He was shoving and pushing trying to get all 10 inches in my mouth. Unfortunately, that did not happen but I did get his sweet tasting seed to fill my tummy full.

Stroke Your Cock To My Legs

Sexy LegsI love that I have sexy legs and that men gravel at my feet trying to hope they get a piece of this ten out of ten body I have been told. And that is why I have a couple sugar daddies who pay a very high premium to keep this sexy young lady happy. I love that I have that power to snap my fingers and get everything I want especially sexually, I love showing off my legs and even have dabbled at amatuer modeling. I love when a guy is eating my pretty pink bald pussy and he is holding onto my stems and it gets him even harder how lean and smooth they are. I love making guys stroke their cock while they kiss up my legs and get pounded from behind because I know i love the view of myself.

It was the best day

best phone sexI had the best day ever yesterday! I went out with this really hot guy, he took me out shopping and bought me whatever I wanted and even took me to get my nails done too. It was so relaxing, I didn’t want it to ever end but towards the end of the day it suddenly got even better. He brought me to this fantastic 5 star hotel, I swear the room was bigger than my whole apartment! We had a fantastic view of the city, I was looking at it when he came up behind me and unzipped my dress right there in front of the window. It was so thrilling to have him undress me right there where anyone looking up could see my naked body, I didn’t care who was watching! We left the curtains wide open the whole time we fucked, all I could think was everyone was watching me and just thinking that made me squirt so hard that I soaked the bed! It was the hottest day ever!

Spreading the pussy

Mature phone sex

   I have been watching anal sex porn all morning. My pussy is wet watching it. I want my ass to be pounded and gaped. Fill my pussy up and ass hole stuff all my holes. I want a vibrator in my pussy, your dick in my ass and your fingers in my mouth. I am all alone and so horny for you to come and make me cum. I am spreading my pussy wide finger fucking my self. Come in and let me suck all over that cock and make you feel like you should, I know you wont be able to take your eyes off of me while you rub all over me and taste my little pussy. Come and taste my soaking wet little snack, then I’ll show you how much i love my mouth to be slobbing all over your cock

 

Your so much fun

Best phone sex  I had the best phone sex with you yesterday.  I was laying out by my pool when you called. Luckily I had been trying out my new dildo a few minutes before you called. My pussy got so much wetter from the sound of your voice. I started pushing my toy harder and deeper into my cunt. As I heard your voice change and I knew that you were close to blowing your load, I squirted so much. I wish that you were here and could let that hot cum land all over my big jugs. Just so I could lick it off of course. That’s the perfect end to perfect call. Both of us left with cum on our hands.

Small Dick Humiliation

small dick humiliationSmall dick humiliation is something a cock size queen is good at giving. I did a call with a guy yesterday who was so small it was like his dick was invisible. It was a micro penis. A turtle hiding in its shell. He sent me pictures. It was hard to contain my laughter. I have seen small dicks, but I think this was the smallest dick I have ever not seen. It was so small I couldn’t see it with cheaters on. I had to share the photos with my fellow phone sex sluts. They all got a good laugh. Then we talked about how sad it must be to be him. Girls don’t want to fuck him. They don’t want to marry him either. He knew he was small. He was self aware at least. I asked him why he was calling. He likes candid women. He didn’t need phone sex therapy. He knew he had a micro dick.  He just enjoyed the laughter of a sexy mature woman. When you have a micro dick, you don’t have many options with the ladies. You can be a cuckold. You can be a sissy. You can be entertainment. Do you have a micro penis? I could us another good laugh.