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The Best Phone Sex is Lesbian Phone Sex

lesbian phone sex hot gfeI was babysitting a professor’s brats over the weekend and we had a Flintstones marathon. I loved that cartoon when I was younger. After the little ones went to sleep, I got to playing around on the Internet, looking for more episodes on Hulu or something. I came across Flintstones porn. Everything imaginable was being done to Wilma, Betty and even Pebbles. It was pretty hot actually. I started masturbating watching Betty blow Fred while Wilma ate out Betty’s pussy. I would have blown Fred or Barney. You know those short stocky guys always have surprisingly huge cocks.

I guess I was lost in toon town rubbing my clit and failed to notice that my professor and his wife came home. They caught me red handed playing with myself. My long legs draped over the chair, pussy spread wide and cartoon porn on the computer. I was embarrassed to say the least. I thought I was in big time trouble. But, my professor’s wife said, “Don’t stop on our account. I’m quite enjoying the show. You are very lovely.”

best phone sex naughty threesomeI stood up, walked across the room, fed her my cum drenched fingers then tugged her panties down so I could finger fuck her. She was very receptive to my touch. I started French kissing her while I finger banged her mature cunt with 3 fingers. I glanced over at my professor and he had a raging hard on enjoying the show. His wife needed his cock, so she started to give him head. As she was bent over swallowing his shaft, I licked her hot pussy from behind. She tasted so sweet; like honeydew. I couldn’t believe that I was in a threesome with my professor and his wife. She was way hotter than he was. He lucked out with her as a wife.

She came several times on my face before we moved things into the bedroom. She didn’t want me to fuck her husband, but she was fine with me doing whatever I wanted to her. I much preferred her anyway. I tongued her pretty pink puckered ass as she fucked my professor. She had never been rimmed before so I tongued her pretty ass extra good for her. Since she liked it so much, I convinced her to let her hubby fuck her ass reverse cowgirl so I could eat her slit. She went for it. I buried myself between her creamy thighs for what felt like an eternity. I had the glazed donut look when I finally came up for air. I cleaned out her ass, sucking my professor’s cum all out of her pretty asshole.

It was a hot MFF threesome, my favorite kind actually. And to think, I owe that hot random encounter all to Flintstone porn.

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My shaved wet pussy was so wet today that it was dripping all down my thighs. I was spending my time at home, watching my neighbor across the street trimming  his bushes, his lady looks like she could use a trim to. I bet he is going to be pleased to know that he doesn’t have to look at an unkempt yard over here, since after all I have a shaved wet pussy waiting for him to devour. I decided I wanted to get his attention, so I climbed up on my table facing the window towards him, and I lifted up my dress so he could see my beautiful sexy thighs. I pulled the dress up more showing my tight pink pussy and all of its juices. He was captivated looking at me like a little fuck toy that he was going to teach a lesson. So I pulled up my dress even more, above my tummy and above my perky tits. I began to rub my pussy while staring at him, letting him see that if he doesn’t get over here, I was clearly going to start without him. He pulled out his phone and from what it looked like he took a picture and made a call. Next thing I know I hear knocking at my back door. I ignore it because clearly I am in the middle of something. But then whoever was at the door started pounding at it, (who knew that wouldn’t be the only thing they pounded on)  so I stopped what I was doing and went to answer the door. I was greeted by 5 men and my neighbor that I had the hots for. I guess he decided to tell his friends what he saw. I have a very strange feeling my cunt is going to be very sore as they take turns having their way with me. One after the other they tell me what to do and spank me in all of my tender places, they all take turns fucking all my holes at one time and stretching them out. I think they were suppose to teach me a lesson, I think I need to be retaught.shaved wet pussy

The Greased Pole Climb

Sexy Ass PicIt is a holiday weekend and that means heading back to the trailer park to see the folks. There is the parade and the country fair this weekend which just means I will be helping mama with her pies for the bake off contest.

After an entire day of rolling out crust in a hot kitchen, it was nice to get to the festival and feel the breeze from all the spinning rides. After helping set out all the baked goods, I headed straight to the beer tent to see who was in this years greased pole climb. When I got there, they judges were handing out #’s to the teams but the fire men’s team was a member short so they were going to have to back out.

I could not let that happen! The winning team gets $600 and the fire men always donate theirs to charity. So I marched right up and offered my services. They all kinda laughed at first but I reminded them that I had already climbed each and every one of their own poles so I know my way around a slippery shaft!

Now the rules in our town is you can wear jeans or shorts, no shirt, no shoes. They pointed that out to me before I signed up but I had already had a few beers and it was for charity! Besides, who hasn’t seen my tits?

So we all stripped down and took turns rubbing crisco all over each other. A few of the guys were getting hard from rubbing me with down with shortening. I told them to just keep that thought, cus I might need that cock to pull my self up to the next set of shoulders!

The first guy took his position and wrapped himself around that huge round pole. The next guy climbed up on his shoulders and held tight. each of the five men climbed up those below until he was in the top position…then it was my turn to climb all five men and get to the top and ring that bell!

Talk about every girls fantasy! Five greasy men and me! And I get to climb each of their bodies…one…at…a…time!

So all greased up and armed with a mini skirt and a pair of thongs, I started my climb to the top. I got up the first two guys just fine but buy the third guy, I needed some help, so little Tommy Baker put his hand on my ass and gave me a shove! I am not sure if he meant to let his fingers slip inside my little cunt or if it was an accident but I can’t say I minded. I actually let my body slip a little so his fingers would go deeper inside me and stayed there for  just a few seconds longer.

It was more of the same as I continued up the mountain of men! I was finger fucked by each one of them and the entire county could see me dripping as my skirt flapped in the breeze at the top of that pole!

Needless to say, it was one hell of a climb and of course we won!

It was great helping out my boys and all for charity! But the reward came after it was over, when we all took a shower! I could tell you about that but I would not want their wives to find out! But I can certainly “show” you!Best Phone Sex

Best Phone Sex leads to Cum

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      Best phone sex always leads to cum and ,  the more you have to unload the better off we both will be. When you shoved your bloody cock down my throat I loved it. Let me explain the terminology here so you understand, I am from England so it doesn’t mean that you have a bloody cock per-say it is one of those quirky expressions I use. Now let’s say for instance I want you to fuck me in my grimey asshole until I cum that is pretty much what I want! I want to be the party girl you love to hang out with, but I also love our conversations on any topic from soccer to football. I can imagine a girl like me can swallow your glob while we are watching the football game or soccer match! I don’t care as long as that seed you have is my throat by midnight it would be well worth it!

Cum is the natural thing that I love to swallow and I will try to drink all of yours up! I had a dream a reoccurring one, where I am swallowing a faucet of your cum and you are fucking me so hard that cum is spraying from my mouth! The reality of this fantasy may never happen but, you cumming down my throat sure can! I look at the phone and wait for your call and wait for the release of the load you are carrying just for me!

Best Phone Sex with Jungle Bootie

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     Best Phone sex with Jungle bootie Skank Divina can get your dick so hard you won’t stop. You called my bootie the best “jungle bootie” you ever had. It would bounce and you loved hitting it when you were fucking it! You had the distinct pleasure of fucking me so hard sometimes that I swore cum came out of my nose from the force of your cock in my ass. Don’t believe me, take what happened to us when we were at the game last weekend! You pushed my hand towards your cock and I could see how hard it was. You grabbed my hand and pulled me towards you. Positioning me right in front of you, you slid my skirt to the side and rammed your cock in my asshole. It was so good I thought I would scream!

     As you fucked my asshole and held on for dear life you told me about how great my ass was for you! You loved the smell of it and I would often catch you when I was sleep slapping your nose in between my ass crack hole. Then you would stick out your tongue and plunge it so far in my ass that I would wake up with a shock! You would always say you loved jungle bootie and your cock would be so hard that you just had to ram it in my asshole. Now I am sitting here today hoping you will find a reason to ram it in my ass again and make me your little nappy headed slut! Fuck being a girlfriend that didn’t get you what I needed right now and that was to be the teasing whore that could bring you to your knees!

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The Best phone sex needs a good story. Some times they are true and other times its a fantasy. Mine how ever is true, but a fantasy for some people! I love keeping my body sexy and tight. I work out everyday for an hour a day. I stopped seeing results and decided to get a personal trainer. He was stacked and just made my panties wet! I loved watching him get his sweat on with me as we worked out together. I might have made some sexy moans to get his attention, maybe even rubbed my ass and tits against him to see if he would get hard.

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It was during our stretching when he had both my legs over my head and his cock was right on my pussy. I knew he felt how warm my cunt was and I could feel his semi awkward boner. I started moaning louder and pushing my pussy deeper onto his cock. He started rolling up and down my tight yoga pants and before I knew what happened I was riding his cock while we were on the chest machine. His cock was like a god’s dick. Hard as fucking steel and worked my g spot just right until I squirted my cum all over him. That was one way to get to know a stranger! 

Best Phone Sex on a Cowboy Stick

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        Best phone sex is always riding your cock and living out that dark secret you told me about. The one you told me about being out in the open fucking hard with millions of people watching you. When you told me about that I got to thinking about riding that cowboy stick of yours all night. I would imagine you were so fucking hard that you would rip into my pussy with such fury it would be in the context of a raging bull. For months we had been talking about our fantasies of fucking in a barn and out in the open with people watching us! You said your greatest fetish was the fact that I would perform tantra and other erotic pleasures in public. The thought of me swallowing your cum on the crowded streets of LA turned you on! There was something about public indecency that had your cock so hard one night I thought I would explode.

         Being British was a quirk you loved and you said my words when we fucked made you even harder. So many times I imagined that perfect hooked shaped cock rammed up my ass and you fucking me so hard that the force of the cum would spasm all over me. It squirt so hard that people walking by would have it land on them too. I wanted you to shoot that rocky seed all over my holes and I needed  to feel the force of your cock open me again and swallow me whole.

          I will put it in simple language for you so that you know how badly I need to be fucked. Fuck me now fuck me hard and tell me all your dark secrets.  Tell me how much you love wide open spaces and cumming all over people. Tell me what kind of dirty little slut I am for fucking your mind with my words.

          I don’t want it to be brief but if it is, fuck me so hard that when I wake tomorrow there are splinters from the head board in my hair! I know it may not be lady like to talk like this, but I have never been subtle about what I need! I need you to cream my asshole and pussy with cum and lay into me hard with that cock! Do you think you can handle that challenge? Above all I need to fulfill your dreams and fantasy of fucking outside with people watching and I am very ready for that!

Best Phone Sex is Fucking Divina

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      Best phone sex begins with a piece of chocolate ass don’t you agree? Have you ever had two cocks shoved up your bloody ass and wanted more? There was nothing like the taste of fucking when you are on your period. There are two things a bitch like me understands, and that is cock, and anal fucking. I wanted it all the time even when Aunt Flow reared her head. Take tonight for instance I was gushing red the whole day but I am sitting here thinking about you licking and  fucking me   in my ass. The weight of it, the fill of it shoved so far in my asshole I won’t be able to walk tomorrow. I am also thinking of sucking that shit like these fucking tootsie roll pops I keep eating. There are two things I crave during this time, that is cock and chocolate. I think we could be experience both and maybe take a bath in both!

     You could shove that rod so far up my ass I don’t need a tampon, and I could lick these tootsie roll pops while you did it. Come on what do you have to lose? You get what you want and I get what I want. It’s the kind of thing everyone wants but no one wants to admit. Being the kind of slut that I am taking it up the ass isn’t that bad but when you put that stiletto down my fucking throat I wasn’t sure if I could take it! Now you wanted to put it in my ass too! I can’t tell you how turned on I am that we have the same kinky things we love to try. The only reason we haven’t gotten to 1001 list of slutty things to do is because I am waiting for you to call. Let’s say you email me if you are shy and we can talk there.

Messy Sex is the Best Phone Sex

mature phone sex dirty blondeDo you enjoy food play? When I was married, my husband always wanted to bring food in the bedroom, but I was too much of a neat freak. I have lost my inhibitions with age. I love messy sex now. I have this much younger fuck buddy, who loves to get creative in the bedroom. We use food all the time. This weekend things got super messy when we experimented with melted chocolate. I melted a few Hershey’s bars over the stove, grabbed some fruit and we got down and dirty, really dirty, well really sticky.

I drizzled hot chocolate all over his body. Watched as it ran over his chiseled abs. The chocolate followed the lines of his muscles. I tried to restrain myself, cover his entire body in chocolate, but I was licking it up faster than I could pour it. Chocolate covered strawberries can’t hold a candle to chocolate covered cock. My face was covered in dark sweet chocolate after I devoured his candy coated cock.

best phone sex specialsOf course, he had to douse me in the gooey mess too. We were rolling around on my bed covered in sticky chocolate, finger painting each other’s bodies with it. Melted chocolate is a nice lube. We fucked in it, turned my bed into Willy Wonka’s chocolate sex factory. He dipped strawberries and cherries in my cunt, then took a bite, then fed me. I even licked chocolate out of his ass crack. I wanted him to cum on my belly so I could see his white creamy cum blend in with the melted chocolate, creating a whole new gooey concoction. I played in his candy, mixed it in with the chocolate, licked it all off my fingers. Looking at myself covered in chocolate, made me so hot. Hard to believe I once was so rigid I wouldn’t let myself get messy.

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      Phone chat lines were blazing with the word that Divina is looking for a fuck substitution .If the pastor wanted to rant some more he had better fucking start having a conversation with my husband. He was just as boring fucking me, as the day I married his sorry ass. I needed to get fucked in my ass and royally. I had fetishes that he couldn’t get through his thick skull. That’s why I came to you so you could handle your shit. You knew what to do to make me cum and it was about fucking time a bitch got a tampon pulled out of her ass! Now some of the fetishes I would have to admit I had never tried but I was sure in our conversations that we would be doing it really soon.

     I loved to fucking watch you masturbate all over my pussy and I loved when you smelled my panties. There was nothing I would  never try with you because I was your black ebony sundae. Don’t forget that sweet cherry cream sauce that you just loved licking off your lips. Now nine times out of ten fucking a black girl was not your cup of tea but if you ever tried a chocolate swirl who loved fetishes as much as I  did I am sure you would never stop! Now that I have got your curiosity peaked I got to get back to this fucking stupid ass bitch I married but I will tell you my phone is always near waiting for you!