Even a hard working girl like me needs down time. So when one of my clients asked me if I would join him and the boys for poker night, not only was I honored but I was pretty excited at the idea of being in a room full of hot men and high testosterone levels. For a women who’s man is far from adequate in the dick size category, this could be a very good night for me and my pussy! I don’t know how far it was into the night but I know I was feeling very randy and had a bit of a buzz going when I suggested strip poker with little side bets, kind of like a truth or dare thing. All I knew was that I needed to feel every cock in that room in a hole of one form or another. Anti up boys it’s time to lay your cards on the table, no folding now….
Tag: Great blowjobs
Toys
I’m not supposed to but I brought my toy to work with me today. It makes the calls so much more fun and the guys love it when I put the phone down there and let them hear my pussy juices. They get so much more into it and they cum so hard that I hear the sperm drops hitting the phone and the floor. One of my favorite guys calls in while fucking his wife. He always slaps her ass so hard that I hear it loudly and she creams so much it is clear that he is deep dicking her just how a man should. He asks me how I want him to fuck her then describes how he is pounding her pussy or how she is blowing his cock. I hear her slurping and moaning and it makes my pussy so wet. I feel bad charging him because I feel like the customer. Then he waits for me to cum on the phone and hangs up. I hope he calls today; I’m going to fuck my pussy with this dildo just like he is fucking her. I fucking love my job.
Great Blowjobs Lead to Hot Fucking
Great blowjobs lead to great fucking. So anytime I have the chance to school a girl in all things fucking, I start with teaching her how to give amazing head. A guy who has just had his cock sucked like a vacuum cleaner, not only fucks better but is more in tune to your body. He wants to return the favor. Good head begets good head. And as a woman, nothing makes us moan more than a man who will spend hours between our legs worshiping our pretty bald pussies. I had a girlfriend over last night who sadly is lacking in the blowjob skills department. I invited my neighbor over. He was happy to provide a test cock. I showed her how to use her hands and tongue in unison. How to caress the bulbous head of his shaft with the soft part of her mouth. Even demonstrated how to make the testicles throb. She had never tea bagged before. He was leaking pre cum all down his shaft as we worked our mouths on his rod. Of course once he was fucking rock hard, we had to fuck him. But not before he ate out both of our pussies until his face looked like a glazed donut. Good cocksucking leads to pussy squirting every time.
Fruit Salad
Yesterday, I had simply the best phone sex with a traveling salesman! A young man knocked on my door, selling fruit baskets. He had an uncommon accent for around where I’m from, so I asked if he was from Australia.
“No, ma’am, I’m a Kiwi.”
“Ah, New Zealand, then?”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Well, why don’t you come in and get out of this heat for a moment. I just made some lemonade.”
“You’re a peach, ma’am, that would be great. It’s fucking hot out here. Whoops! Beg pardon.”
I laughed, and invited him in. Once in the kitchen, I poured him that lemonade, and I started peeling a banana for myself. He started eyeing me speculatively.
“I don’t mean to be rude, ma’am, but it’s been a long time since someone has popped your cherry, am I right?”
“You could say so.” I began eating the phallic fruit. He couldn’t take his eyes off of me.
“Would you, um, be available for a date sometime?”
“When?”
“… now?”
I put down the banana, knelt down before him, and began removing his shorts. Inside, I found a lovely cock, much thicker than the banana I’d been gobbling moments ago. I reached underneath and began massaging the balls the size of small plums as I sucked and stroked away. Soon, a currant of pleasure shuddered through him, and I felt his orgasm before he shot his load into my mouth.
“Wow, you’re as hot as a chili pepper, ma’am.”
“Chili pepper? Wait, what? I thought we were doing fruit!”
“Eh, tomato, tomahto.”
Exhibitionist Sex Slut Gives Great Blowjobs at a Rock Concert Thanks to Legalized Chronic
A friend of mine scored us tickets to see Neil Young this weekend. I am an old school rock chick. Students for years have been trying to get me to listen to Hip-Hop, Rap and modern country, all of which make me want to hurt people. We put on some super sexy hippie dresses, scored some good chronic and went to enjoy the evening with a classic rocker. I have not gotten high in awhile. Now that it is legal, I can’t lose my job. Fuck, the legalized shit is strong.
We both felt like we were on an acid trip, which isn’t bad. Some college hunks were in the pit next to us. They too were toking some strong funk. A sexy cougar like me, attracts young studs everywhere. Now, I’m usually mindful of my surroundings when I decide I want some cock. I like exhibitionist sex, just when cops are in eyesight I tend to be more careful. I was too high to give a fuck about consequences. I blew those boys in the pit of a Neil Young concert. Down on my needs, higher than a kite, giving great blowjobs while I listened to Neil croon “Old Man.”
A small crowd had gathered around me, I thought to shield me from the cop, but they wanted in on the action. I figured good taste in music warranted my oral skills. I got blow banged by about 50 dudes at a rock concert. I felt like I was at Woodstock. My girlfriend decided to help when she saw the size of some of those cocks going down my throat. I think I swallowed more sperm than a porn star that night. Hell, I even blew the cop. Any guy within 100 feet of the stage got head from the best phone sex slut around. I slept like a baby when we got home. Still high with a belly full of cum means I sleep well. Of course I woke up, got high again and went searching for more cocks to slurp. I’m on summer vacation after all.
The Best Phone Sex Sluts Give Great Blowjobs
I had to go to school today to meet with a student’s father. I didn’t want to go, it is my summer break, but he begged me to give him some advice on how to improve his daughter’s reading comprehension skills. I didn’t look very professional in my sun dress and flip flops, but I was hitting the beach afterwards. I didn’t resent the meeting as much when I saw that he was very handsome. My pussy was purring in my panties for him.
I heard him talking, but honestly, all I could think about was his cock. How big was it? Did it work? How much cum would it shoot? Was it thick. “Am I distracting you,” he asked, which jolted me back to reality. Fuck it, I told myself. I climbed up on my desk, crawled over to him, reached down to unzip his pants and sucked his cock at my desk. Great blowjobs are often unexpected. He seemed stunned, but no smart guy, married or not, resists head. We all know a ring on a finger makes way too many women forget how to blow a guy.
His cock responded nicely to my mouth, getting thicker and harder. I squeezed his balls too. I was content just sucking him off, but he wanted to taste me too. I turned around on the desk and backed my ass right up against his tongue until he was muff diving. His tongue flicked my clit and probed my pussy until I gave him a jet blast of girl goo on his face. I don’t always squirt, but when I do, it’s usually all over a married man’s face. We exchanged numbers so I can really help him with his daughter. Actually, any excuse I can make to ride his tongue again.
Great Blowjobs Make the Best Phone Sex
Great blowjobs are my specialty. I’ve been sucking on cock since the 80s! Longer than many of my callers or fuck buddies have even been alive. Not a day goes by that someone doesn’t call me for a hot blowjob. The majority of my callers who crave the oral skills of a mature woman, are with women who won’t blow them or are stingy with blowjobs. I do not understand chicks who don’t give head. A woman’s oral skills can have a guy by the balls. Guys will do or say anything for a sloppy wet blowjob.
I talked to a guy today, Bill. He has been married as long as I have been alive. And never had a blow job. Ever. Only been with one woman all his life and she thinks putting a dick in her mouth is nasty. I wanted to cry for Bill. How could a man never know the joys of a hot wet mouth on his shaft? Ladies, if you love your men, you will blow them. Nothing says hey I love you like head.
So, I showed Bill how good it could feel to have his cock worshiped. Just talking about my lips wrapped around his swollen head, slurping up and down his shaft made him blow a hole in the back of his head. Poor man. I don’t usually fuck men my daddy’s age, but I would blow Bill just so he knows what real love looks like! Does your girl give head? If she doesn’t, I hope you don’t lick her pussy. Fair is fair.
A Mature Phone Sex Slut Gets a Few Pearl Necklaces
I’m a mature phone sex slut, which means I have more experiences than the coeds. You ask a young teen about a pearl necklace, and I bet you, she thinks you are talking jewelry! I had a hot date the other night with an age appropriate man. I was wearing a real pearl necklace when he started singing the ZZ Top tune. I knew what he was thinking and I liked it. Been a long time since a man shot his cum around my neck like that. One of the pitfalls, I guess, of fucking those young studs, they too think a pearl necklace is just that.
I give great blowjobs. So while I was sucking on Sam’s hard rod, I slipped his cock between my breasts. A pearl necklace on top of a pearl necklace would be hot. I’m flicking the tip of his rod with my greedy tongue as my perfect breasts are massaging the length of his throbbing cock. I can feel his nut sack tightening at the base of my breasts, which is an indication he was about to spew a load of white pearls all over me. I tilted my head back and continued tit fucking him until I felt the hot cum splatter under my chin.
I was laying their enjoying an old fashioned pearl necklace, when Sam flipped me over, undid the clasp on my necklace and started to insert the pearls in my ass like they were Ben Wa balls. I thought I was going to cum just from the feeling of him slowly inserting bead by bead in my tight pink ass. Once he had them all in, he gave the end one yank and presto, I was convulsing and squirting all over the place. “You got three pearl necklaces now, babe,” he said with a smoldering smirk. I was in heaven. We played with my necklace all night long, for both his and my pleasure. I need to wear pearls more often.