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Messy Sex is the Best Phone Sex

mature phone sex dirty blondeDo you enjoy food play? When I was married, my husband always wanted to bring food in the bedroom, but I was too much of a neat freak. I have lost my inhibitions with age. I love messy sex now. I have this much younger fuck buddy, who loves to get creative in the bedroom. We use food all the time. This weekend things got super messy when we experimented with melted chocolate. I melted a few Hershey’s bars over the stove, grabbed some fruit and we got down and dirty, really dirty, well really sticky.

I drizzled hot chocolate all over his body. Watched as it ran over his chiseled abs. The chocolate followed the lines of his muscles. I tried to restrain myself, cover his entire body in chocolate, but I was licking it up faster than I could pour it. Chocolate covered strawberries can’t hold a candle to chocolate covered cock. My face was covered in dark sweet chocolate after I devoured his candy coated cock.

best phone sex specialsOf course, he had to douse me in the gooey mess too. We were rolling around on my bed covered in sticky chocolate, finger painting each other’s bodies with it. Melted chocolate is a nice lube. We fucked in it, turned my bed into Willy Wonka’s chocolate sex factory. He dipped strawberries and cherries in my cunt, then took a bite, then fed me. I even licked chocolate out of his ass crack. I wanted him to cum on my belly so I could see his white creamy cum blend in with the melted chocolate, creating a whole new gooey concoction. I played in his candy, mixed it in with the chocolate, licked it all off my fingers. Looking at myself covered in chocolate, made me so hot. Hard to believe I once was so rigid I wouldn’t let myself get messy.

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The Boys ((Heart)) my Hairy Wet Pussy

hairy wet pussy WhitneyIt was Mother’s Day this weekend (as you should know), so I got to play Mommy to one of my neighbors, Timmy. He told me a few weeks ago that he likes a nice hairy wet pussy, so instead of keeping it neatly trimmed, I let it all grow out.

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Timmy loved it. He said it looked so yummy that he wanted to eat it, so he did, and he munched away at my hairy cunt for a good long while.

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But mostly he wanted to fuck it. So after eating me out for a while, I climbed on top of him and rode him while he stared at my fuzzy fuckhole.

We had a great Mother’s Day!

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Call Your Phone Sex Mommy Today!

Phone Sex Mommy RamonaToday is a very special day so don’t forget to wish your mother a happy day, and yes this includes the very kinky and naughty phone sex mommy that you have cum to know. Today we are celebrating those special individuals that give selflessly to ensure your happiness in a variety of ways. Your mother cooked and cleaned, did your laundry, helped with homework and kept your secrets from daddy to avoid getting your ass beat with a belt. Your naughty mommy sucks your cock, and lets you put it in her mommy pussy. She also keeps your dirty secret about how you fuck your sister and her from daddy, to ensure he wont also beat your ass. And my guess is, daddy would probably love to take your sweet virgin ass if he has not already! Today and everyday,  your naughty whore wants to give you the most fulfilling and satisfying erotic role play, mutual masturbation, or extreme age play fantasy that you could ever imagine. She just loves fucking you that much!

Your real mother loves you unconditionally and would never imagine that her sweet boy has been undressing her with his eyes since his dicklette first became hard all those years ago. Since then you have been invading your mothers dirty clothes hamper and jacking off with her dirty mommy panties. So that is where your incest phone mommy comes in. She is the one answering the phone and taking such good care of her sweet baby boy. Her sweet sensual voice sends shivers up your spine and directly connects with your cock. The more she describes her hot mommy cunt, the more your cock listens. This hot sexy woman deserves your attention today! And I bet you will definitely get hers! Have a Happy Mothers Day!Hot Sexy Woman Ramona

Naughty Neighbor Phone Sex in Style!

naughty neighbor phone sex WhitneyI was outside today doing some yardwork when a shadow fell over me. I looked up to see my neighbor Pete and another gentleman standing there. Pete asked if I could use some help weeding my garden, and I said, Sure, why not? Pete introduced me to his friend Hank, and the two of them helped me out for about a half hour, which was much less time than it would have taken me if I was doing it myself!

When we were done, I invited the boys into my house for some lemonade. Pete confessed that he and Hank had been inside next door watching me, and they couldn’t help but come over and see if they could be of assistance. I said they could be of assistance with my clothing right now, if they wanted. Soon all three of us were naked, and I had two cocks in me, one on either end!

The fun went on for hours, with first one fucking me, then the other, in my pussy, my ass, and my mouth. Definitely a delightful way to end a day of chores!

Great Blowjobs Can be Taught

great blowjobs hot teacherThere is an art to great blowjobs that many young girls have not yet mastered. That is why so many young guys love a cougar or a MILF. They recognize that a mature woman knows how to give awesome head. Never underestimate the power of a great blowjob. For me, every cock sucking experience begins with a pretty mouth. Guys much prefer to see lipstick on the lips swallowing their shaft. I prefer shades of pink for day time cock sucking and shades of red when sucking dick at night. Guys can’t help but imagine how good your lips will feel on their shaft when you have on a pretty shade of lipstick.

mature phone sex hot MILFThe guy I blew today quoted Mick Jagger to me. “You could make a dead man cum, Farah,” he praised. My tips for giving great oral pleasure are simple. Make your lips inviting with a pretty shade of lipstick. Show enthusiasm. No guy likes it if you act bored swallowing his cock. Set the mood. Candles, porn, sexy lingerie, a pretty manicure, music, nice dinner…. Guys enjoy a little sexy atmosphere as you are devouring their dick. Explore his entire body. Don’t be afraid to lick every inch of him, including his ass and his balls. Guys are sensitive all over, just like us. And use your entire body. I use my hands, my feet, my boobs, tongue, teeth, lips, nails, hair… anything to create different sensations. I even hum a tune! And along those lines, be creative with sensations. I love using my vibrator to stimulate the balls and frenulum. I love bringing in food. Food play heightens the blowjob experience. So many things at a woman’s disposal to bring into the cock sucking experience to make a man blow his mind and his wad!

sexy babe blowjobsBut the two keys to giving great head are going slowly and swallowing! Too many chicks rush through a BJ like they are late for an appointment. And, 1 in 10 chicks swallow. Can you believe that? I love the taste of cum. I’d never for a moment not swallow a load of jizz. If you are in need of a great blowjob, you need to call me. As a sex ed teacher, I love teaching girls how to give great head as well as teaching the boys what great head feels like.

Grand Slam Home Run!

Mature phone sexWhen I was much younger we used to tell how far we would go sexually with someone by using baseball vernacular.  There was first base which meant that you kissed.  I think everyone at least got to First Base, or at least I hope they did.  Second Base meant that you were touched above the waist.  Third Base meant you had oral or touched below the waist.  Then came the Grand Slam which meant you fucked.  I am not sure if these terms are still used but in my time they were used a lot. 

Sexy girlfriend pornI bring this up because I have a new boyfriend who is much younger than I.  He loves the fact that I am older and I seriously love the fact that he is younger.  He will have me pose for pictures and we have even made a few videos together.  He told his Father that he has been dating someone for awhile and his Father asked him what base had he gotten to.  He had no idea what his Dad meant.  He brought it up in conversation while we were watching a game on T.V. and I had to laugh.  Then I went on to explain what all the bases meant to him.  He told me that the next time he sees his Dad he is going to tell him that he hit a grand-slam…four times in one day. 

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Princess Phone Sex: Cocksucking 101 with the Fairy Cock Mother

princess phone sex cocksucking whoreI know I am bit old for princess phone sex, but as a sex education teacher, I often find myself in the role of the fairy godmother. I consider myself a fairy cock mother. I school the young girls in the art of cocksucking. Oral sex is an important life skill to possess. I tell all my princesses that the best way to find their prince charming is by deep throating a cock like a whore. It is bullshit that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. The way to get a big ring on your finger and your happily ever after is by taking a cock down your throat and a load of cum in your face. Don’t you agree guys?

Cocksucking phone sex princess sexSo to ensure that every girl under my tutelage gets her fairytale ending, I conduct cocksucking 101 classes after school at my house. My neighbor Tony is always willing to offer up his short pecker as a test cock. Girls just learning the art of dick sucking, need a more average size pecker to practice with before graduating to the kings of cocks. Tony is just a mouthful, plus he cums really easy. He is the perfect test subject for beginners. My young princesses are novices. They don’t yet know what big cock is. That comes in my Advanced Cocksucking classes.

great blowjobs cum on faceI teach by example. Show them how I master Tony’s cock in my mouth. Once they observe my technique, I let them practice sucking his dick. Today, Jasmine made this fairy cock mother so proud. Not only did she suck Tony’s dick and get it bigger than I had ever seen it, but she took a load in the face. Every prince charming loves a princess who will let him blast his crown jewels in her face. She may be ready for my advanced class already. A sex ed teacher’s work is never done. I have lots of little princesses needing schooled in everything from cocksucking to ass fucking. I am happy to help my girls find their happily ever after with their well hung prince charming.

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Pussy and Ass Golf

Exhibitionist sex hot teacherThis weekend I was asked to partake in a charity golf event. I’m an okay golfer, so I decided to participate. The event coordinator thought it would increase attendance if strippers, both male and female, served as cart drivers to escort the players around the course. Pretty smart idea. The ladies were driven by beefcake male dancers, and the men, exotic dancers, both from Big Al’s Gentleman’s Club. I had been drinking pretty liberally so I was pretty horny. Having a muscle bound, oiled up stud driving me to my next hole, only increased my desire to fill MY holes.

mature phone sex sexy MILFWhen we happened upon the next green, there was a group of guys swarming the area. As we approached, I saw what the men were gawking at. Two of the female strippers escorting the men around the course were so drunk, they forgot they were at a charity golf event, and not the club. They had offered up their asses for golfing practice. The men were practicing their puts with their rosebuds. It was a freak show, but a hot one at that. Those girls were on their backs while some male golfers practiced getting a hole in one in their butts. Golf balls were putted into their gaping  holes, then they somehow pushed them back out. Pretty sure I spontaneously came in my pants watching that. My male escort for the day had a similar issue.

ass sex porn hardcore analI suggested we go to the 19th hole and have some drinks. He suggested we go to the 18th hole and fuck. I liked his suggestion better. I grabbed some golf balls with no thought to wear they had been, and we found a secluded area off in the pines. I got grass stains on my knees giving him head. By this time I was a tad inebriated. I had some wild notion I could compete with a bunch of young dirty strippers. I put the golf ball in my pussy and practiced my own form of a hole in one. My stud would catch it in his mouth and spit it back in my cunt. Couldn’t believe I was being so nasty in public with a stranger at a charity event. I consider myself a classy gal, but between the tequila drinks, the sun, the studs and the dirty strippers, I was wanting to get my freak on too.

Shaved wet pussy weird insAfter demonstrating my skill with a golf ball, I fucked the shit out of that male stripper. He stretched my pussy out more than that golf ball did; he was so big. We went back to the course oblivious to the grass stains on my back and the grass matted in my blonde locks. I’m sure I had that freshly fucked look too. The strippers sure added a certain element to the event. Hey, whatever works right? I mean it was for charity. Lots of money was raised; lots of fun was had; and I got to be a dirty whore for a few hours. Plus I scored free passes to the gentleman’s revue at Big Al’s on Wednesday nights. Looks like I have a new hump day activity!

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The House Guest

Mature phone SexI get so lonely in this big house all by myself. When my man had called and said that his brother was coming for the weekend I was not sure what to expect.

I went upstairs to relax in a warm soapy bath when I heard a mans voice calling through the house. It must have been the brother, but he was a day early!

You opened the door before I had a chance to get up and cover my naked body.

You stood there, looking me up and down before walking over to the tub and slowly undressing, never taking your eyes off me.

Your cock was already hard and I knew it was wrong but I was hot and wet and I wanted you!

So I decided to play along and made room for you in the tub.

I began to run the warm soapy water all over you, feeling every inch of your body! Your cock was so hard, it kept popping up through the bubbles. My pussy was aching for your enormous fuck stick!

You looked at me and said that it had been a long trip and you were hungry! You said that a good hostess always offers her guest something to eat!

My mind was spinning. I wanted you to fuck me and you wanted to eat!

“Well then, I had better feed you!” I sat up on the edge of the tub and spread my legs showing off my shaved dripping pink taco. I looked at you and commanded you to eat!

I should have known that is what you were waiting for. The way you licked me swollen lips, I could you were an expert!

I was about to explode my creamy milk all over your face and you could taste me as it started to burst out! You were practically drowning in sauce as you stopped to catch your breath.

I grabbed your hair and shoved you face back into my dripping cunt! “Good guests eat what is offered to them!”

You finished your meal, cleaning up every last drop.

Well, you know what they say about sex…if it’s good, you are always hungry after, so I was eager to return the favor!

Your man meat felt so good in my mouth! Your fat mushroom head glided so smoothly over my tongue!

I had never tasted meat so sweet can’t wait to feel you in my tight little pussy!

 

 

April Showers Bring Cock Showers

Mature phone sexMost of the country is still experiencing the icy grip of winter, even though it is Spring.  Luckily I live where the weather was extremely mild this past winter.  No snow, no below zero temperatures, just lovely weather.  However, now that it is Spring here we are having a ton of rain.  It also means that there are a lot of very fit men outside doing landscaping and gardening.  I myself have a lot of yard work to be done.  My ex-husband was such an ass during the divorce proceedings that he actually requested that I not use any of the companies that we used at the house because he wanted to use them at his new house.  What a douche!

Best phone sexThis morning I contacted a few places and set up appointments to meet with them so I can discuss my needs.  However, I have plans on including my sexual needs in with my landscaping needs.  My house is on a lot of property so I really do not need any window coverings for any of my rooms.  Including my bathroom.  I plan on bathing in my huge tub when those men are working outside.  I’ll pretend I do not even see them, even though I know full well they can.  I will have my own Springtime Showers going on in my bedroom, as those cocks shower me with cum. 

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