The best thing happened this week, my mail was accidentally sent to my neighbors’ mailbox. I know you wondering what’s so exciting about a postal mistake. Well, my sexy neighbor, Greg, had to bring over my mail. He’s married to a lovely, sweet woman but that only makes me want him more. I invited him inside for a cup of coffee and he walked right into my web. His smile and beautiful blue eyes made my cunt wet and throb with anticipation. I sat on facing each other giving him a full view when I spread my thighs revealing my bald pussy. Thank God, I wasn’t wearing panties that day. It was so cute the way his face turned bright red. When I started fingering my tight cunt it was so quiet. The only sounds were the smacking of my fingers dipping into my wetness. He pulled his cock out and started stroking, it was so hot watching each other masturbate. We never touched each other, there will be plenty more future opportunities.
Phone Sex Therapist for Cuckolds and Sissies
I love being a phone sex therapist. I talk to men about their kinky fetishes and fantasies; all the things they cannot tell anyone else, even their wives. Even though I am discreet, I am not bound by the same ethical guidelines that limit a licensed therapist. I can laugh at my clients. I can shame them. I can mock them. And, I can publicly humiliate them in my blogs if I want. What makes me go to such extremes? Losers do. First, some of the most pathetic men call me. They know they are losers who can’t please a Barbie doll with the turtle hiding in their panties. Second, they are asking for trouble by confiding in me. I snicker every time a caller says, “This is just between you and me, right?” It is if you don’t piss me off, annoy me or tell me the most pathetic story ever. It has been a loser week. Cuckolds, sissies, panty boys oh my. The winner of the loser of the week goes to Dale. Dale has been watching his wife put on makeup to go to the gym for a year now. He has been eating her pussy when she comes back from the gym for a year now too. He seemed to believe she was creamy from sweat. I sweat a lot when I get a decent workout. Never once have I sweated out thick milky white cream from my pussy from doing squats. Unless, of course, I am doing squats on my trainer’s big fat cock. I had to break it to Dale that not only was he the dumbest husband on the planet, he was also a cuckold and sissy cum eater. Phone sex therapy means being harsh sometimes. If you are too dumb to read the writing on the wall, I am happy to spell it out for you. Please, don’t cry like Dale. I can only handle you being so pathetic.
Great blowjobs
One of the reasons woman suck at keeping men, is that they do not suck enough cock into their throats. I love having the neighbors come up while their wife’s are not home. I always start off giving the best head. I get on my hands and knees and fuck that big fat cock down my throat to where I have saliva running down my tits.
They take turns beating of that cum load that has been stored in their balls and unload it right into my mouth. I love sucking all the cum down my mouth and throat and getting ready to shortly after, take it up my pussy. I spread my thighs and show them my pink pussy and tell them to fuck me deep and hard.
When they are about to cum again, I am going to put my sloppy wet mouth back around that cock and let them nut in my pretty little mouth.
When The Rent Is Due
I only have half of my rent money and rent was due two days ago. I knew my landlord would be knocking on my door anytime today and I would be ready. I put on a sexy white thong because white looks so good against chocolate skin. I sat on my sofa and waited anxiously for the knock on the door.
Two loud knocks on the door woke me from a light sleep. I jumped to my feet and answered the door in my thong and nothing else. My landlord’s jaw dropped to the floor and stammered out that the rent was past due as his eyes never left my bare breasts. I pulled him into my apartment by his belt buckle and slammed the door behind him. I dropped to my knees and freed his cock from his pants and gave him an amazing blowjob. I sucked him so good that he came after a few minutes. He told me I didn’t have to worry about paying rent anymore.
Come Taste My Shaved Wet Pussy
Come and taste my sweet little shaved wet pussy. It’s so smooth and bald, lick a finger and run it from my pink little fuck hole up to the tip of my clit. Feel how dripping wet and ready to be fucked I am. But first I want you to taste me. Come lick my sweet little honey pot and let it melt onto your tongue. Make me cum in your mouth before you fuck me. I want my pretty tight pussy to be leaking my pussy juice from cumming so fucking hard on your face. Then I want you to slide that big hard cock inside me. Fuck me deep and hard using my sweet tasty pussy juice as lube. It’s fucking tight and wet around your cock. I want to come again and feel my sweet pussy tighten around your cock while I cum all over you. I know you won’t be able to stop yourself from shooting that load deep inside me when you feel me start to cum around your cock. I want it baby, come inside me. Come and fill me up with your load.