Completely Wasted

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Best phone sex My cunt is so fucking wet for you baby. I haven’t came today and I ready to bust, and it could  be you if you call me baby. You can call and blow my mind with how good you fuck me. I can please you better then any other girl I promise. I would love to just hop right on to that big fat BBC. Big black cock is my favorite kind of cock, It is always fucking big and makes me squirt everywhere. I would love to have a threesome with some of my neighbors, especially banging the husband right in front of his wife. That would be so fucking hot don’t you think? I just wanna have some fun and get fucked hard..

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I love our girlfriend. I’m glad that you agreed to open our relationship and let another girl in. She’s just so… talented with her hands. She knows just how to touch my pussy to make me purr and her hand is just the right size to fist me and make me scream. I also know just how much you love to watch us play together and watch as she fucks me with that closed fist, hitting every sensitive spot and making me squirm so much that we’ve started to have to tie me down only for me to squirt all over her and ruin our sheets yet again. The only thing that makes this even more perfect is feeling your lips on my cunt after she makes me cum. Knowing you’re drinking up all that yummy girl juice and teasing that sensitive throbbing clit and making me cum again all over your face as she moves her pussy over mine. Letting me lick, suck, and tongue fuck her sweet snatch. Threesomes are the best when I’m the one who gets to cum over and over again. You guys cumming is pretty cool too. But, totally awesome for me.

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The best phone sex is wild and kinky!  I’ve always had this nerd girl side of me I don’t let out much. Considering I don’t meet the social stigma, it’s easier to keep it under wraps than to constantly defend my geekness due to having tits and a twat. But a few times a year, I get to go somewhere that I can truly be myself, one single word that means my freedom. Convention. I know what you’re thinking, LAME! Oh fuck no it’s not! If you have never been to Comicon you would know how many scantily clad hotties and horny cosplays that run around there. Whether it’s a slutty leah or a super retro sexy Red Sonja, these bitches got sexy geek appeal. This year, rather than go in my favorite style of Amy Pond seeking her Rory, (only you fellow Whovians will get that one) I went simply as supergirl.

Sure enough it didn’t ake long for a sexy babe to meet me in the photo booth to finger fuck the shit out of my perfect pussy! I wonder who else I can get into me?  I know someone would love the great blowjobs I give!

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The Best Phone Sex Sometimes Means Small Dick Humiliation!

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small dick humiliationI was excited as well as nervous. I was making out with Sally to get Mark primed up. When he unzipped his pants to show me his hard cock, I was dumbfounded. Hard he was no bigger than my pinky finger. I was so disappointed. How was my hot girlfriend settling for such a small cock? Why did she expect me to touch her husband’s loser dick? She heard me sigh, felt me pull away. “What’s the matter honey,” she inquired. I pointed to her husband’s dick. She looked at me incredulously. The poor thing had no clue it was too small for me or her. I heaped some small dick humiliation on Mark, while I got out my strap on to fuck his wife. “I’m going to show Sally how good it feels to get fucked by a real man,” I laughed. I licked her pussy for a few minutes to get her sloppy wet, then I fucked her with my 8 inch strap on while Mark rubbed his itty bitty nub. I made Sally moan and purr. I even made her squirt. I own Sally now. I am more of a man than Mark can ever be. Such a waste of a handsome man too. I was not expecting Sally to be with a man with such a small cock, but now that I know about Mark, I am making it my mission to make her a cuckolding woman like me

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I just love having my nipples sucked and licked, my tits squeezed and worshipped. Mmm, and when you finally put your cock between my huge tits, I love to squeeze them together and feel the shaft of your cock rubbing against my soft skin as you titty fuck me. Looking down and seeing your cock as it fucks me that close up makes my pussy very wet and I can’t help but touch my pussy as you ride my pleasure pillows. Sticking out my tongue, I tease the head of your cock with my lips and tongue every time that you thrust upwards. Mmm, you feel so good, please stick it in my mouth. If there is one thing that I like more than tittty fucking, it’s having a hard shaft shoved down my throat. Face fuck me like there is no tomorrow, and I will make myself cum with my fingers as I bow before you worshipping your man meat.