Best phone sex is honest phone sex. Guys ask me all the time what is my favorite thing to talk about on a call. I always give a vague answer because variety is the spice of life. I like to talk about all sorts of things, but I keep it real. I have no limits because so many many things get this mature phone sex slut wet. Just today I got off so good, I squirted on my computer screen. What made me so hot and bothered that I coated my laptop in girl jizz? Small cock humiliation. I couldn’t fuck Shane’s small pecker, but I sure as fuck could laugh at it. I did just that. I let out a litany of small dick slams, while calling him worthless and ordering him to go put on some pretty pink panties. A decade ago, I likely would have been nice and coddled a tiny dick loser, but the gloves are off now. And you know what? It is such a turn on to not hold back. As a seasoned phone whore, I give you the honest truth. So, if you can’t handle the truth, then I am the wrong phone sex therapist for you. Brutal honesty makes my pussy drip.
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Filling In For A Friend
My dear friend is the masseuse for the Hawks. That is right the Seattle Sea-hawks. It’s preseason and she got sick with the flu. She needed someone to fill in for her so she gave me a call since only a doctor can technically do the job. Never mind that I am a sex therapist not a licensed masseuse. I have a license. There was no way I was going to turn down the chance to rub down a bunch of muscular, hot and sweaty football players. I could only imagine what they are working with between their legs and how much stamina they must have!
Standing there in the locker room as they come in off the field, the smell of masculinity and testosterone is thick in the air and my pussy soaks my panties. Without thinking I reach between my legs and start rubbing my pussy and my nipples get rock hard and strain against the material of my skimpy blouse. This is going to be one interesting afternoon.
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Ew! There is nothing that makes this best phone sex babe more nauseated then to think that someone with a little peter thinks he is worthy of this pussy. Whenever I even see a little tiny clit dick I get a lump in my throat. It is like a mix between puking at laughing at the small dick humiliation loving fairy fag. I mean he has to love it right? Otherwise he would not try to show off something so pathetic to me.
It is easy to make the best phone chat lines little dick toys fall in love with this cunt. They know there is nothing better then pretty teen pussy. They would do anything just to enjoy a little taste of my sweetness. They would even take it right up the ass from a strap on I am wearing, just to say that I have had sex with them . After I plow deep into their ass holes and they cum their little marbles all over their own stomachs I will laugh and toss my strap on to their face. That way they can be lucky enough to lick whatever juices I may have left on it off. HaHa so pathetic!
What To Do?
It’s a lazy Sunday afternoon. What to do? My nipples are hard and my pussy is aching but the only one here is my husband with his tiny dick and inadequate ability to satisfy this pussy of mine.
I think I will dig out some huge toys from my treasure chest and pop in my favorite big dick porn and make him watch as I fuck myself to completion while watching men I don’t even know fuck on the tube.
He will sit there with that forlorn look on his face and that wistful look in his eyes. The one that says he would give anything in the world to be inside my hot wet pussy. That if he had a Jeanie in a bottle he would wish for a big dick and the ability to be a real man to his gorgeous wife.
I of course will taunt and humiliate him, which brings me more pleasure and makes me cum harder then if I was masturbating alone.
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I have been such a horny whore this morning. My pussy has been dripping down my thighs since I woke up. I decided to go to the store and look for some trouble. When I was there, I overheard a couple conversing with some people about who cleans their house. I swear I should just slap my clit and finger fuck my pussy myself- but I just can not resist. I need to be a kinky little cum filled slut. My twat is aching to be fucked good and hard. I interrupt them, and say that I clean houses and I am actually looking for some work. They arrange for me to come over and clean their dirty messes up. Perfect job for a whore like me. It is no surprise that just the husband is home when I arrive. I am dressed in a slutty little maid outfit, he looks me up and down and invites me in. He seems so shy, but judging by his friend in his pants reaching towards me- I will go ahead and assume he likes what he sees. I enter the house and he shows me around, giving me a tour of the house. He shows me the living room, I push him to the couch. I straddle his lap and his cock. He is as hard as a rock underneath of me! I grind up against him, rubbing my pussy up and down the outline of his dick. I get on my knees, in between his legs. I am about to be a naughty maid for him. I want to lick and suck up his sperm filled balls, and when he bust his nut I will make sure to clean it all the way up. I want to obey every duty he needs me to fulfill.
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Best phone sex fun is always had by this hot MILF. I have a hot new couple that moved in next door. Newlyweds. I went over to introduce myself last night, even brought them a wedding gift. They invited me in, very hospitable. Once the wine is uncorked, I know what comes next. I sat next to the pretty wife. We talked about the neighborhood briefly before she told me I was a sexy MILF. I looked at her hubby, who already had his cock out. He was stroking it too. I could see pre cum already leaking from the head and my pussy got wet.
I looked back at her and she gave me the look so I knew it was okay to swallow her husband’s cock. Swingers next door. The PERFECT neighbors for a mature slut. As I was on my knees introducing my new neighbor to great blowjobs, his wife started finger fucking my muff. I was squirting all over the place. Didn’t take long before she was guiding his dick in my pussy.Nice big dick for a young stud. He pounded me so hard, pretty sure their other neighbors could hear his balls slapping on my ass.
I had his bride sit on my face as he fucked me. I licked the alphabet on her clit until she practically hit the ceiling from excitement. She even told her groom he could learn a few things about pussy eating from me. She tasted yummy. When he dumped his seed in my MILF cunt, she immediately cleaned me out. She had some great pussy eating skills herself. We fucked for hours. I am so going to enjoy my new neighbors. I may just enjoyed them daily.






















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