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Best Phone Sex is Honest Phone Sex

best phone sexBest phone sex is honest phone sex. Guys ask me all the time what is my favorite thing to talk about on a call. I always give a vague answer because variety is the spice of life. I like to talk about all sorts of things, but I keep it real. I have no limits because so many many things get this mature phone sex slut wet. Just today I got off so good, I squirted on my computer screen. What made me so hot and bothered that I coated my laptop in girl jizz? Small cock humiliation. I couldn’t fuck Shane’s small pecker, but I sure as fuck could laugh at it. I did just that. I let out a litany of small dick slams, while calling him worthless and ordering him to go put on some pretty pink panties. A decade ago, I likely would have been nice and coddled a tiny dick loser, but the gloves are off now. And you know what? It is such a turn on to not hold back. As a seasoned phone whore, I give you the honest truth. So, if you can’t handle the truth, then I am the wrong phone sex therapist for you. Brutal honesty makes my pussy drip.

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Playing with the Help

I just love having a little young maid who comes to my home during the day to clean it. She’s such a stupid little cunt that with just a few threats about losing her job I can get her to do just about anything.

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Today I was feeling super horny and I was waiting for her to show. My pussy was aching and my fingers and toys just weren’t doing the job. She smiled shyly at me as I greeted her at the door. It was so cute. I made her pause a moment and told her to undress me. The cutest blush came over her cheeks, but I gave her the look that she needed to do it or else. Her hands moved to my pants, undoing them and slipping them down my hips, but left on my black see through panties. As she lifted my top, she gasped as my tits sprang free and in her face due to me not wearing a bra. My nipples were hard little nubs and I told her to suck my nipples like a hungry babe.
Her sweet lips wrapped around my dusty pink nub and she sucked and licked and that’s when I noticed her relaxing. The silly cunt was starting to enjoy pleasing me. Pulling away, we moved to the couch and as I laid back, I made her get to her knees. She looked so cute between my legs, kneeling like my little slave. Grabbing her hair, I pulled her in close and had her lick me through the panties before having her remove them. She buried her face into my wet pussy like it was some kind of dessert. Sucking and licking down my nectar. Her little tongue seemed skilled as she flicked it over my little pearl and I held her face to my cunt as I came all over her lips. Such a good little slut..

 

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This Naughty Teacher Celebrates Bad Poetry Day with Cock and Cum

naughty teacher creamy facialThis naughty teacher knows how to celebrate Bad Poetry Day. I had a few former well hung male students over for a little poetry reading and cock sucking. I’m a sex ed teacher, not a literature professor, so a lab rat could write better poems. Laugh all you want at my little silly poems, they all got me dick. We turned our bad poetry reading into a drinking game. This one got me several loads of cum down my throat, and I had to do a few shots of Tequila to make up for it being so cheesy.

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The boys started calling me Edgar Allen Oh Hell No. We were really just using bad poetry day as an excuse to drink and fuck. Personally, this MILF loves any excuse to party with the college studs. This bad creation got my pussy licked while I sucked cock.

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Violets are fine.

You be the six

This MILF be the nine.

So my poems suck. So does my mouth. The boys appreciated my dirty limericks. They knew I was just a horny old broad needing to get laid. They were happy to help crown me the reigning bad poet of the campus. My prize? Loads and loads of cum.

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Cab ride

It was meant to be a night for drinks and parties, so I had grabbed a cab to get to the club but as the cab pulled up to it, I realized I didn’t have my purse with me… I must have left it on the counter. When the guy said he needed to be paid, I stammered and explained I didn’t have my money. Biting my lower lip, I knew there was only one plan that might work. “If you pull into that back alley way.. I’ll pay you..” I said to him. He seemed like someone who might not have a chance with the ladies. An older man, starting to bald, a bit on the heavy side with a huge bushy black mustache. When he caught on to what I offered, he pulled around and got out. Coming to my door, he opened it. “I want to see some tits, ya little slut.” he said as his large hands pulled my to the edge of the cab seat. My club dress made it easy to pop my tits out of the top and his grubby hands grabbed them, kneading them and pinching my nipples. I moaned and reached for his sweat pants. I was expecting a small dick that I might just suck off, but what I felt was way more then I had thought. This normal looking dude had the biggest DICK I had ever felt! And I’ve had my fair share of black dudes. My pussy was instantly wet as I pulled his pants down and released his monster of a cock. It had to have been about the size of my fist and forearm.. I was more than eager as I hiked my skirt up and moved so that I was bent over the seat and my wet pussy and ass were presented to him. He gave a groan as I felt his fat fingers stroking my wet lips and then rubbing his huge thumb over my tight brown starfish. “Please..” I started to beg him, so eager for him now. He gave a laugh and then with one strong thrust, slammed his huge thick cock into me. I gave a cry as he stretched my cunt to its limits, moaning like a bitch in heat I let him fuck me. His thumb slowly worked its way into my ass and I was loosing my mind with pleasure. Like a dirty dick hungry slut, I let him fuck me in that alley and it was the best fuck i’d ever had. I came so many times on that behemoth of a cock and then I let him shoot his load all up inside of me. “What a good little slut you are..” he said to me, though I could hear much over the hazy pleasure coursing through me. After saying good bye, I promised that I would always be asking for his cab from now on.. I walked around to the front of the club, still feeling his cum leaking out of me and streaming down my leg.Best phone sex

Sophisticated and Sexy

 

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After years of fucking in high-school I learned that a woman can get everything she wants. The key to her success? Her hairless tight cunt. Now that I am older I have used the power of my pussy to get what I want and when I want it. Married men have a weakness for pussy. Once they sign that piece of paper they signed away their dick. Wives have a tendency to stop fucking their men which is horrible. I sell my cunt to those husbands. So these sexy hungry men pay my bills and send me money to blow after I suck and fuck them. I am discrete and have no need for a man, which makes these horny husbands want me even more. The more money they spend the more they get laid. I love fucking a married man. He is so sex deprived that they fuck me so god damn hard. After they cum they leave. I don’t have to care of man other than fucking him! I love my pussy and how rich she has made me!

Phone sex therapy

phone sex therapyI went to go see a therapist all this week. I have a bit of a problem. I really love sex. My therapist has been talking through things with me, saying  that it is normal and that I need to explore this in a healthy way. So she has scheduled for a man to sit in on our sessions. She gets naked every meeting that we have. Her body is so sexy I just can’t even resist not wanting to rub her pussy against mine. I walk in and the man is naked as well. I uncomfortably take a seat, feeling my wet panties press up against my pussy lips. She ask me how I feel about what I am seeing. I describe to her the Lightning it shoots up my spine. The man gets up and goes behind me to take my shirts off and to play with my nipples and tits. I moan and I squirt more pussy juices in my panties. If I don’t get my skirt and panties off, they won’t be wearable. My therapist gets on her knees in front of me and takes my skirt and panties off. She begins to lick up my dripping wet snatch as the man sucks on my neck and tits. This is the best session yet, she really has helped me and my urges a lot.

Cuckold Phone Sex: Get Teased

Get teased with a little cuckold phone sex session fun with me. Your desire for mature phone sex is likely what brought you here, and my erotic roleplaying is going to induce deep desire making you return often. At least that is how my neighbor Matt has become.

Matt has gained this addiction to me after he caught a glimpse of me with a date one night. He saw my date and I get home and retreat into my bedroom. Matt had snuck up to my window and watched as my date stripped me and ravished my body. He really started getting excited and could not refrain from pulling his cock out and stroke as I was getting my pussy pounded. 

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I was fucked really good that night and as soon as my date left Matt showed up at my door. He was super pathetic when he told me he saw everything. Matt wanted to taste me and asked if my date came inside me. I pulled Matt inside and he immediately started lapping at my fresh fucked cunt. What a good neighbor I have.

Foreign Cum Tasting

Every month or so Simon and I go out to enjoy a bit of wine tasting at a vineyard a few miles out of the city. It was a lovely clear star filled sky kind of night and after tasting a few glasses, I headed out into the vineyard to clear my head. Simon was more than happy to stay in the dining room to watched the hired entertainment. I was going to find my own.

I had wandered towards the large barn where they make the wine when I saw him. The hottest man I had ever laid eyes on. He was shirtless and only wearing a pair of white pants. It looked amazing on his dark mocha sun kissed skin. I was wet from just looking. He noticed my gaze and brushed some of his dark hair out of his eyes, then he motioned for me to follow. How could I not?!

As soon as I stepped into the dimly lit building, I felt his strong hand wrap around my wrist as he pulled me farther into the rows of barrels. We stopped in the shadows and I fell to my knees, shocking him. He said something, but it wasn’t in english and I doubted he even knew a word of it. Undoing his pants, I was amazed at the size of his cock. Licking my lips, I eagerly took him into my mouth. Rolling my tongue around the tip of him and then bobbing my head down to take as much of him into my hot wet lips. I had to use both of my hands to help hold all of him and I sucked him. Hearing him moan, I was pleased to be making him feel welcome. I stroke and suck on him with delight and then feeling him getting close, I keep stroking and sit back slightly with my mouth open wide. As he cums, I eagerly catch all that I can in my lips, my hands milking him of as much of his hot seed as possible. Then looking up into his dark eyes, I close my mouth and swallow it all. This was the wine I was after. The sweet wine I crave.Great blowjobs

 

Best Phone Sex with a Skinny Dip

So the weekend is here at last and time for the best phone sex!!! I’m so excited aren’t you?! You should be ashamed of yourself if you’re not embracing these fine summer nights. My favorite thing is to sneak over to the neighbors pool and skinny dip!

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One night under a full moon I snuck over, stripped my t-shirt off and slipped out of my shorts and dove in with just my thong panties on. Suddenly I heard a man’s voice and when I surfaced there stood my neighbor with an amused look on his face. I could just smile and act nonchalant. So I put my finger to my lips with a shhhh… your wife might hear us! He reached down to give me a hand out and I pulled him in.

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He tried being upset and mad but his other head was doing the thinking for him. He grabbed me and pulled me out with him. We retreated to the shower off to the side in the clubhouse where things got heated. As we rinsed off he got down and started to pull my thongs off with his teeth. “Your just a fucking cock tease aren’t you April?” As he said that he turned me around and slammed his rock hard cock in my cunt and started pounding me hard whispering in my ear how fucking bad a girl I have been.

So, what kind of kinky fun can we share tonight? I bet you are just wishing I was your naughty neighbor and can’t stop thinking of the things you would do with me.

I Want To Try All The Flavors

Mature Phone SexI love men.

I love sexy men in clean cut suits driving their nice cars.

I imagine unbuttoning that crisp starched shirt and making your wildest fantasies come true!

I love men in jeans and pick up trucks…not tight jeans. Real men in a real pair of Levis or Wranglers and nothing else!

I imagine the perfect package just behind that rugged zipper! Sometimes I drive by construction sites just to look at you!

I love the “average” guy, driving around in the mini-van. The guy whose wife doesn’t appreciate him. I love to flirt with you and make you feel sexy like you are 18 again!

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I hate to say it, but every man in the world is sexy to me!

There are so many men and you all have your different style of fucking and I love every bit of it!

I love serving you and being your submissive little slut.

I love controlling you because your money has no power in the bedroom.

I love it fast and hard and slow and easy.

I love a quicky in the coat closet and I love laying in bed on a rainy day and fucking all day long!

Yes, the world is my ice cream shop and I want to try all the flavors!