I am a housewife while my husband was at work my landlord stopped by and fucked me so good! He got cum all over my face and tits! I was wearing sexy lingerie when he stopped by to do an inspection… My big natural boobs pounced up and down as I rode his cock in my husband’s home office. OMG his cock was huge.. I couldn’t resist the temptation of wrapping my mouth around his big mushroom head after I got through orgasming all over his juicy long dick. I stood up on my husband’s desk with my landlord’s cum oozing out of my pussy and began dumping my husband’s favorite whiskey all over my body! My landlord had his tongue out up against my clitoris drinking whiskey as it dripped down my hot body. In the middle of it all my husband walked in shouting “Honey I am home” we were so nervous… we hid inside of the closet and kept fucking disregarding my husbands presence.. I could hear his keys jingling as he walked through the house trying to find me…. After my landlord got through leaving another hot load of cum all over me… I ran into the shower across the hall.. My husband came into the bathroom and French kissed me while I had the landlord’s cum in my mouth. My hair was so messy my husband questioned me.. I told him I was watching our homemade porn video and just got through orgasming.. That turned my husband on.. He got in the shower with me and fucked me.. That gave my landlord the opportunity to sneak out!
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Small penis humiliation Phone sex
I met a loser at the bar.. He had a pathetically small dick! He was quite the show off too. He was flaunting around in a thick chain, making lots of noise. I should have known his dick was going to be pathetically small. I mean why else was he making all that noise. Welp! I was fooled. I wound up inviting him back to my hotel room only to find out it was the biggest mistake of my life. He insisted on fucking with the lights out. I didn’t even feel anything and within seconds I felt his creamy load seeping down my inner thighs. I was pissed!
I flicked the light on and noticed his microscopic wiener. Holy fuck it was limp and looked like a little doorbell. I couldn’t help it. I started laughing hysterically.. Nearly in tears as I walked towards it and poked at it.. LOL What the fuck… I didn’t even think a man could have a penis that small. I mean my little cousin’s pecker was even larger than that thing. I took my camera out and started taking pictures of his teenie weenie! I plastered his loserific cock all over Facebook and even tagged it to his profile.
His pathetic cock went viral!! Turns out that loser paid me a lot of money to take it down and tell everyone I made it all up!
Your Naughty Phone sex therapist
My big tits are my secret “get what I want” in life. Especially in a SOS situation. Oh dear, I hit a deer on my way home last night and drove myself into a ditch. Things didn’t turn out so bad… In fact, things got really creamy and wet. Out stranded in the middle of nowhere with no one to help but my set of perky double D cup tits. Suddenly, a heaven sent soccer team bus stops to help my poor devastated self.
I have never felt so vulnerable yet so horny and hot. My pussy was throbbing, in need of all of their athletic fantastic looking dicks. I witnessed 12 cocks jiggling as they stepped out of that bus. Wow their skin complexion and sweaty bodies. A few of them took their shirts off. My nipples couldn’t help but get hard. I snuck behind the bus because I am shy to get fucked by all of them.
I masturbated as I watched them pull my car out of a ditch. Uhhhh ops I think I moaned a bit too loud. They didn’t gangbang me but they formed a circle and jizzed on my nice set of tits as I kissed all their beautiful dicks one by one. What better way to show how thankful I was for their help!
Thick And Thoughtful Phone Sex Therapist
A lot of people don’t realize that I am a licensed phone sex therapist, they think I’m just some thick assed trophy wife sugar baby who gets all of her money from the men she fucks. I guess the last part is kind of true, but I had to go through years of schooling to get where I am. I mean, if you’re going to split hairs, we’re all whores to our jobs or careers, getting paid to perform a service for someone. My career just so happens to help people get through their sexual hang ups, phobias or dark perversions while I make them cum at the same time. Maybe I shouldn’t get turned on by all of it, but it’s not my fault that their fucked up stories make my pussy drip like a leaky faucet. It’s psychological and shit.
I know, you probably didn’t even realize phone sex therapy was a thing. Well believe you me, I’ve talked tons of men and women through some really tough shit. Premature sexual awakenings, molestation that led to low self esteem and unraveling some of their most buried and repressed sexual memories so we can sift through them together. All while lubing them up with my dripping pussy juice and stroking them off, slowly but surely, as they take that messed up trip down forgotten memory lane.
There is science behind it, I don’t just make my clients cum because I like it. That is an added bonus, however. To put it in layman’s terms, I replace traumatic sexual experiences with pleasant ones by way of peeling the bandage off of that past memory, digging out the traumatic old orgasms and filling in the holes with nice new orgasms. Obviously there’s more to it than that, but you get the jist.
Sometimes I get a client who really just needs some good pussy to get over whatever has his brain all addled with unhealthy thoughts. We could cut down on a lot of the horrible things in society if we simply made it possible for everyone who wants or needs some sweet snatch a safe and easily accessible way to get it. In fact, I even give a detailed, fact driven seminar on how legalizing both sex work and cannabis would drastically reduce the amount of violent crimes in our country. I have stats out the ass, I can all but prove it! Anyway, when someone calls me up saying they just have to get laid or something bad is going to happen, I take it seriously.
The way I see it, my therapeutic pussy has saved at least one school or church from being shot up, at least one wife from being beaten and abused by her husband, at least one college girl from being drugged and forced to take some dick she didn’t want. How could I not love being a phone sex therapist? I’m doing good work out here, helping people get through a whole heap of sexual nonsense with little more than my kind yet discerning ear, logical yet emotionally open mind and my slick and sticky snizz secretions.
Best phone sex whore
I got my pussy used like a cumrag at the office today! My boss loves when I wear mini skirts and serve wine on a silver platter when he is having his executive meetings. Today I wore a very short skirt with a pair of crotchless panties. I am the perfect distraction for my Boss when he wants to get a deal signed with no if ands or buts… I “accidentally” dropped white wine on one of the guests’ suits…
I bent over in his partner’s face with my pussy propped up beneath his chin.. To wipe his leader’s shirt… It was obvious once he smelled the sweet scent of my pussy he would lose his composure.. Immediately he turned beet red and insisted it was okay… He couldn’t help himself.. As per usual.. I felt a set of warm fingers massaging my pussy lips… I moaned in his leader’s face… while rubbing the alcohol off his crotch area with a hand towel..
His cock got rock hard and that was my go.. I unbuttoned his pants and began stroking his cock while his partner was fingering me.. I wrapped my mouth around his shaft and eased his cock down my throat.. One thing led to another.. His partner’s pants were at his ankles ramming my pussy from behind.. Two loads of hot steamy cum exploded inside me and my boss got his deal signed!