Best phone sex calls require honesty. I am a blunt woman. Guys call me to tell me about their problems. I listen to men whine about not getting laid. If a guy isn’t getting laid by his woman something is up and chances are it is not his dick. Karl called me this morning with the familiar story of how him and his girlfriend never have sex after he takes her out for a fancy dinner. They have been dating for months now. They had sex once, but since then she has excuse after excuse for why they can’t fuck. She is happy to drain his wallet but not his balls. I asked the tough question. I asked him how big his dick was and if it got hard easily. Old Karl has a four-inch cock. He even added a 1/4 to his dick size. Now that is desperate to sound big. Come on Karl. You have a small dick and you are dating out of your league. A hot sexy woman of any age can have just about any man she wants. She sure as hell is not going to settle for a man with 4 1/4 inch dick. Men make the mistake of thinking women owe them something for taking them out. I owe you nothing but a thank you for showing me an enjoyable time. If you are spending lots of money on a woman and not getting any action in return, ask yourself, “is my dick bigger than 7 inches?” If the answer is no, there is the problem. Buy yourself a pocket pussy and consider dating less attractive women. The hot girls will go out with you, but they are fucking other men. You are a free meal, someone else is the good fuck. Consider that some free phone sex therapy boys.
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Goldie Locks
Sometimes I feel like Goldie locks but with three men and not three bears. And all Three men are just right not just one. Three lovely men with their hard fuck sticks. One for each of my three wet warm holes. A spot for each of them to enter deeply inside me and give me such explosive pleasure all at once. The tingly feeling I get when I am plugged tightly in every hole. To feel those dicks all at once sliding in and out of me and not in sync with each other will make my whole body start to tremble uncontrollably and I can’t stop it. And then I start squirting my juices everywhere and again I can’t stop it.
Fucking My Sister’s Man and His Brother
My parents went out of town and my sister and I had the house all to ourselves. She invited her boyfriend over and he brought his brother. We all got drunk on Daddy’s liquor and high from a joint I’d been saving. My sister started throwing back shot after shot. She always drinks too fast and ends up passed out. I wanted her to drink fast because as soon as she passed out I would have her boyfriend and his brother to myself. He kept staring at me because we’ve been fucking for months. He knew my sister was a light-weight and she couldn’t handle alcohol. He helped me make her shots.
When she finally passed out, her man, while sitting right next to her pulled his cock out for me. I love his dick. I think its beautiful and he knows it. I got up and sat between his thighs. I sucked on his dick even though my sister was passed out right next to us. His brother got behind me and started playing with my tits. He pinched my nipples and it really excited me. Eventually, his hand found its way into my panties and he played with my clit. I got so wet that his fingers slipped easily into my cunt. I kept blowing my sister’s boyfriend while his brother fingered my sloppy wet pussy. The brother lifted my ass up because he couldn’t wait any longer. He had to feel my tight cunt around his hard cock. The brothers turned me into the London bridge, I had one dick in my mouth and the other in my pussy. I was in heaven. The possibility of my sister waking up and catching us made me wetter. I can’t cum unless it’s with someone else’s man and I felt a big one coming. The brother slammed into me and pumped my pussy with hard dick. And that motion pushed dick further into my throat. The gagging noise I made was too much for them to handle and they both filled me with cum.
Great Blowjobs for Great Cocks Only
Great blowjobs are for great cocks. My lips, just like my pussy, don’t touch small dicks. I have been enjoying Tinder dates lately. Last night, however, I swore off Tinder for good. My fuck buddy for the night lied about his dick. He must have found a dick selfie on the Internet of a hung man and passed it off as his own. I should have known better. His cock was too big to be true. He sold me though. I had asked why he didn’t have a wife or a girlfriend with such a big cock. He told me he rarely meets women who can handle it. I get guys on the phone all the time who say the same thing. Now, I can hear in your voice if you are a poser or not. Guys with big cocks rarely brag about their 11 inch cut cock. And guys with such big dicks are rarely calling for phone sex. They are at glory holes and singles bars. I had a picture of a big dick that looked like he belonged on the photo of the guy I was hooking up with. It never occurred to me that a guy would be stupid enough to pull a bait and switch. It is not like I am going to say, “oh I guess the camera adds 5 inches. Me bad. Let me blow your little nub.” Men are stupid enough or horny enough to think they can con a sexy babe like that. Not this one. I sent Tim packing. I called him Tiny Tim among some other choice humiliating phrases, then outed him on Tinder as a poser. No horny woman should ever be expecting 11 inches and get 5 at best. Let Tim serve as a warning to you. I will hear in your voice if you are a man with bragging rights, or just big dick poser.
My Secrets
The neighborhood knows what a cock whore I can be, but not many know what a carpet muncher I am. I love a sexy woman dressed very nicely and wearing at least 3″ heels. I love to nibble and suck on their beautiful tits. And then I carefully lay them down and slowly kiss up against their thighs. I put their legs over my shoulders so I can have their pussy right in front of my face. I like to spread their pussy lips and look at that wet warm site in front of me. Pushing my fingers into there hole as my tongue traces their pussy lips and flicker at their clits. I can munch for hours on a sweet tasting pussy, just as much as I can suck on a sweet tasting cock.
BDK Anaconda Addiction

Nobody appreciates naughty 2 girl phone sex like our Big Daddy King, flat out no questions asked. He’s the most generous sugar daddy in the whole entire world and he only deserves the best of the best, that’s why he has me and Loretta on his big strong arms as his young & sexy princesses. BDK is already a handsome sight to see but when he has our gorgeous asses on either side of him, he just looks that much more appealing! Everyone knows what the fuck is up when we step in, the party doesn’t start until the sexiest celebrity trio says it does, bitches! My addiction to Big Daddy King’s gigantic anaconda cock has gotten quite out of hand, hehe. Daddy loves how fuckin obsessed I am with his throbbing manhood. Loretta is just as infatuated now, especially because every time we play with BDK his huge dick just continues to get thicker and longer! We were both so excited when Big Daddy surprised us with a very expensive shopping spree in order to prepare for another special surprise that he had in store. The hottest new club in town was having their grand-opening and they wanted me to host the evening. Of course BDK is friends with the owner, he has the hook-up with everyone and everything… would you expect anything less from the living legend himself?! Only A-list celebrities & athletes as well as all the industry VIP’s were allowed to attend so obviously it only makes sense that Daddy and his sugar baby princesses are in charge of handling the fun evening. We all three looked hott as FUCK when we arrived to the red carpet. We made quite the entrance as we pulled up in a stretch Hummer limo! Loretta and I couldn’t keep our hands or our tongues off of our sexy Papi King. His anaconda was pulsating through his dapper designer suit that he had on for the event, goddamn that man can rock the fuck out of any designer he chooses! The level of horny that he makes me and Loretta feel is off the charts and we needed to feed our addiction. Our hankering for monster anaconda cock is uncontrollable and Big Daddy lets us have our fix whenever the hell want… which is all the time! The three of us slipped away back to the VIP champagne room so that we could manhandle our delicious black snake. He can’t get enough of our great blowjobs that we love to give him. Daddy painted our faces with his millionaire nut cream while we begged for his cum as he skull-fucked our pretty faces. We truly are a triple trouble trio… 😉 #BigDaddyKingIsTheBest #MillionairesOnly #BlackCardBlackCock #HottestSugarBabies #SpoiledPrincesses
BDK’s sugar babies

It’s the grand opening night of a major club. Big Papi rey is friends with the owner and wanted Lena and me to get dressed up and make the whole club green with envy. Papi king knows how to treat his sugar babies. We are his property, and we know it. We had the sexiest outfits jimmy choo’s and mini skirts, and we couldn’t forget our BDK branding all over. We were proud to let the world know we are the king’s property. Its an honor to be his princesses. Lena and I are half BDK’s age. Actually, Lena and, I ages combined don’t even equal to Papi’s age. We are his youthful babies. Doused in channel of course.
We walked in, and all eyes were on us. We knew they all were green-eyed monsters. All the girls were drinking that haterade. It didn’t phase us we made our way to the VIP section. We were helping our king host the night. I couldn’t help but be his latina mami and tease Papi real good. That anaconda was popping out off papi’s Versace pants. Lena and I just had to give that anaconda what it needed. There we were in the VIP room treating our beloved anaconda with french kisses and letting Papi provide us with that five star million dollar facial we love.















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