Great blowjobs are for great cocks. My lips, just like my pussy, don’t touch small dicks. I have been enjoying Tinder dates lately. Last night, however, I swore off Tinder for good. My fuck buddy for the night lied about his dick. He must have found a dick selfie on the Internet of a hung man and passed it off as his own. I should have known better. His cock was too big to be true. He sold me though. I had asked why he didn’t have a wife or a girlfriend with such a big cock. He told me he rarely meets women who can handle it. I get guys on the phone all the time who say the same thing. Now, I can hear in your voice if you are a poser or not. Guys with big cocks rarely brag about their 11 inch cut cock. And guys with such big dicks are rarely calling for phone sex. They are at glory holes and singles bars. I had a picture of a big dick that looked like he belonged on the photo of the guy I was hooking up with. It never occurred to me that a guy would be stupid enough to pull a bait and switch. It is not like I am going to say, “oh I guess the camera adds 5 inches. Me bad. Let me blow your little nub.” Men are stupid enough or horny enough to think they can con a sexy babe like that. Not this one. I sent Tim packing. I called him Tiny Tim among some other choice humiliating phrases, then outed him on Tinder as a poser. No horny woman should ever be expecting 11 inches and get 5 at best. Let Tim serve as a warning to you. I will hear in your voice if you are a man with bragging rights, or just big dick poser.
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Bdk’s sexy surprise
Our Papi king loves when Lena and I both strut in our bikinis. Summertime is fast approaching, and I can’t wait for our sweet BDK to set some time from his busy schedule and spends time with his two favorite girls. Papi king has already spoiled us enough with our fun shopping sprees and our late night rendezvous.BDK’s anaconda has a mind of its own when the anaconda catches a glimpse in our custom made bikinis encrusted with BDK on it; The anaconda wants to come out and play. Lena looked hot in her unique bikini. Her sexy legs were fascinating. I, of course, had a beautiful bikini too and Papi king couldn’t get his hands off me when he made his way to us. Papi surprised us when he arrived from a busy workday. While our king was away, he set us up with a spa day, and he wanted tons of pictures of us in our new bikinis. The anaconda was ready to play when he got to the spa. Lena and I always have to show our gratitude to the delicious anaconda. We both love million dollar nut cream.