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My neighbor and I have become friends. To be honest I know he wants to fuck me till his balls are drained dry. I keep teasing him, trying to make him fall for me. It makes me giggle when he tries to kiss me and I turn away as if I am so innocent. I am sure he see’s how many man come to my home while my husband is away. I am a dirty wife. I love to fuck everyone but my husband. His cock is just so little, I don’t really see a point in touching it more than I have to. That is why I am such a naughty wife. I have needs and I knew my neighbor could meet them. I invited him over for dinner, we ordered Chinese food. We were flirting, playing around and then we kissed. It was a deep passionate kiss. One that made him stop and say he could not do this to my husband. We moved away from each other and I handed him his fortune cookie. I opened mine and it said “Love thy neighbor, just don’t get caught.” I smiled and handed it to him. That was all he needed. He jumped on me, kissing me, fondling me. He ripped my panties off and shoved his throbbing hard cock into my very wet pussy. He made me cum so fucking hard so many times. We passed out naked together on the bed I share with my husband. He would never know.

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Best phone sexBury your head in my bosom, and let me cart away the cares of the world from you. Immerse yourself in my embrace, and let me take you to where pleasure lingers and warmth can surround your very soul. Entrust your cares to me for a moment, and let me love you beyond their reach. I’ll take you out of the reach of every iota of daily life, and spin you a world of purest fantasy in which none of reality can touch you. You can dream all your brightest and best dreams with me, or all your deepest and darkest desires, and I will not shy away, but embrace every fragment of any fantasy you can imagine. I can be the best phone sex line operator you have ever come across, and I will strive to bear you away from the harshness and cruelty of life as you know it. All you have to do is give me a call, and let me take you away from it all.Best phone sex line

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Phone sex therapy

Hey baby. Lonely? I get that way that’s why phone sex therapy is great to have.What’s better then having someone to talk to that would never judge you and you get off with them. I should have been a sexologist, but I chose phone sex because I get all the sex I want and the mystery of not knowing whos on the other end of the phone is the excitement.

I get to give you advice and hear your fantasies while I insert my dildo in my pussy or ass whatever I’m feeling at the moment. So I Started talking to this lovely sweetheart recently and he loves to hear me just play with myself, hear me moan while he strokes his cock, and after we get off together we just talk and I give him exactly what he wants someone to talk to and a nut. How about you?

Sensual Ministrations to Prepare for You

Sensual phone sexWhen preparing for any given day, I bathe twice a day. My toilette consists of a long, leisurely soak in a hot bath with just a hint of fragrance. First, using just water, I rub and massage up inside my sweet little puss and ass as far as I can reach. Then, I massage the water and an exfoliating scrub into every inch of my skin until I feel luxurious. After that, I shower off with an in-shower lotion to rinse off. Once I’m finished, I massage 2 different creams into my face and body, and I pat a lovely light oil sheen over my body, ensuring that my little puss and sphincter are both dry as can be. Then, I take the time at my vanity to work on my hair and make up before I put even the first article of clothing on. My fragrance of choice is dabbed lightly behind my ears, my knees, and at the pulse at the base of my throat. Any man who chooses to enjoy my sensual pleasures will be treated to the delicacy of all of these ministrations, along with my tender ministrations to his own body. Are you ready for such luxury and bliss?

The Best Phone Sex Happens When You Call a Mature Phone Sex Line

best phone sexThe best phone sex happens when you call a mature phone sex line. Why? Because you get to speak with a sexy mature lady who understands that you are paying for more than giggles and moans.  You call a mature woman because you need therapy and or a creative role play. I can’t imagine if I called some young stud to get me off and all he did was grunt at me. Not sure that would get my cunt wet. I had a pretty hot phone therapy session this morning. A guy decided to call me because he had an issue that he didn’t think a young coed would understand. He recently discovered at his yearly proctologist exam that he likes a finger in his ass. Now, his doctor has a hot PA doing the bend over and cough portion of the exam now, so I am sure that is a large part of the erection he got from a finger up his ass.

mature phone sex lineI was his phone sex therapist when I explained that the male G-spot is in the ass. It is simple biology. You put something in a man’s ass and he likely will get hard. Now, the reason that not all guys get an erection with a finger up the ass is that it’s a man with latex gloves doing the probing. The mind is the largest erogenous zone we posses. Hard to keep an erection when a man with no personality is fingering your butt hole with a rubber finger. Relax your mind while a sexy woman is probing your back door and instant hard on. Now imagine if you removed yourself from the doctor’s office and took away the latex glove? Keep the pretty woman of course.  It doesn’t mean you’re gay. It means you’re a man.  Relax and let yourself enjoy a prostate milking from a hot sexy woman. Trust me. It will be the hardest you have cum in a long time. I have plenty of lube to use!

Mile High Club

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I love everything about phone sex. The fantasy, the roleplaying, hearing a guy cum hard in my ear. Today, I was a flight attendant in a roleplaying scenario for a caller. He was flying home from Vegas, where he had won a bunch of money. He and his party were in a celebratory mood, had been drinking for days probably and were very flirtatious and touchy feely. I let them touch, and Mr. Winner and I made our way to the flight attendant only area and shut the curtain. After unbuttoning my blouse and fondling my tits, he went down to his knees, lifted my skirt and pulled my panties to the side allowing for his tongue to flick against my pussy lips and clit making me very wet. I told him to unbutton his pants and take his cock out, then sit down on the floor. I straddled him and put his cock right where it belongs. We fucked there on the floor and I rode him until we both came so hard it was very tough not to scream.

I can’t wait to hear and play out the next fantasy. Call me and let me be your naughty flight attendant, nurse or secretary. We’ll cum together.

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Best phone sexI had a call that amused me the other day; I found it extremely sexy, and hot. The man wanted to have naughty neighbor phone sex. But not the average, naughty neighbor phone sex… He wanted to watch as a friend and I fucked his girlfriend, hmm, now isn’t that so naughty? I have the perfect friend; he has a huge cock that will rip that pussy in two!!! And I, well, let me not lie, I love women too! We are so magnificent! I think I would imagine he would be watching from not very far, his dick hard in his hand. His girlfriend, I would be able to quickly befriend. But getting her to have sex with my friend and I, well that is the hard part. Maybe if I go down on that sweet pussy of hers she will see how much she likes it and just give in? Mmm, she tastes so very sweet; I bet I can get her to cum in no time. I know my friend’s monster cock will scare her, so we have to go slow at first. “Honey, how would you like to suck this big cock here while I eat out that sweet pussy of yours, that would make all of us very happy you know…” And her being horny as she is (trust me, I can taste her!) she will go to work on that cock and her boyfriend will love watching her sucking that fat cock and loving it and loving having her pussy eaten by me, oh she loves it so much and so do I! Mmm, they love it so much, I love to be in control.

Sexy phone chat with a small dick man

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Okay so I have this girl from school that I have been friends with for a long while. Me and her are rather close and her man keeps hitting on me when she is in another room. Normally, I would always be down to be man stealer but I can tell he has a small cock.

Well in fact to clarify my thoughts more, my friend has always expressed it to me that he was not ever packing a big package. So every time he makes his comments and moves, I usually ignore it but not this time. This time if he wants to fuck around, I will fuck around with his tiny cock self.

He goes ahead and makes his comments so I call out to my friend and she rushes into the room. I slowly walk towards her and grab her face and start making out with her. I reach under her shirt and start playing and grabbing her tits in my hand.

“You see, you have not been taking care of her very good, you have a tiny dick- don’t you?” I mocked him. I know he was getting turned on but I never saw a bulge in his pants. That tiny I guess. His girl was moaning and enjoying my hands all over her body. I was going to make her cum over and over again.

See you can not do this to her can you? She needs a real mans cock, she is even getting off on a woman’s touch. You have some things to learn, so you can either grow a bigger cock with some supplements or you can dress up like a woman. OR I can get another man over here with a really fat big dick to fuck her right?

What’s it going to be?

Trying new things

Best phone sex Lately I have been wanting some pink tight cunt. I am not really the girl to like girls but I have been wanting something different. My boyfriend doesn’t care unless he get to watches. Just to feel how soft a nice pink pussy would feel between my lips. The taste of sweet cum dripping out of her tight pussy hole. I would want to lay down and have her straddle my face ride my mouth, and let all her juices drip down my face as my boyfriend jerks his big fat white fucking cock. That is making my pussy so dripping wet just thinking about it. I wanna feel her wet pussy rubbing against mine feeling the wetness just slipping and sliding all over each others pussies. 

Show and Tell

best phone sex He needed to show her that there was more to sex then laying on your back and spreading your legs. He had to teach her how hot and steamy it could be when you let down the walls and let yourself explore with out inhibitions.
I was happy to help.
I was waiting in the hotel room. He paid good money for my services through the escort service and I had been briefed on the situation.
She was furious when they walked in and she saw me there. Her face turned so red and she began shrieking.
With out hesitation I walked straight up to her and covered her mouth with mind while grabbing his cock.
He shoved her down on the bed and began ripping her clothes off while I stripped. I got between her legs and began eating her pussy like only another woman can as he rammed my cunt doggie style.
Her protests soon turned to moans of pleasure and he blew his load inside me just as she exploded in my mouth.