I’m just so fucking horny, totally insatiable recently, searching so frantically for a stiff cock to fill this hole. I can’t even stand it. Since I got this vibrator installed into my office desk chair things have been a little easier to manage but sometimes I think it just makes me want more. Nothing can seem to replace the feeling of a pulsing cock in my pussy. Sometimes I even put the receiver in my snatch and hope the vibrations over the phone can make me quiver and cum. Phone handles have a nice shape to rub the clit and pussy at the same time, like they were made for using to get off on the job, but the mens’ voices get me off so easily that it’s hard to decide if I want to phone to my ear or down my panties, so my newly designed chair has solved some of my work related issues in the office. I can’t wait to see what the next call has in store for me.
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Grand Slam Home Run!
When I was much younger we used to tell how far we would go sexually with someone by using baseball vernacular. There was first base which meant that you kissed. I think everyone at least got to First Base, or at least I hope they did. Second Base meant that you were touched above the waist. Third Base meant you had oral or touched below the waist. Then came the Grand Slam which meant you fucked. I am not sure if these terms are still used but in my time they were used a lot.
I bring this up because I have a new boyfriend who is much younger than I. He loves the fact that I am older and I seriously love the fact that he is younger. He will have me pose for pictures and we have even made a few videos together. He told his Father that he has been dating someone for awhile and his Father asked him what base had he gotten to. He had no idea what his Dad meant. He brought it up in conversation while we were watching a game on T.V. and I had to laugh. Then I went on to explain what all the bases meant to him. He told me that the next time he sees his Dad he is going to tell him that he hit a grand-slam…four times in one day.
Pussy and Ass Golf
This weekend I was asked to partake in a charity golf event. I’m an okay golfer, so I decided to participate. The event coordinator thought it would increase attendance if strippers, both male and female, served as cart drivers to escort the players around the course. Pretty smart idea. The ladies were driven by beefcake male dancers, and the men, exotic dancers, both from Big Al’s Gentleman’s Club. I had been drinking pretty liberally so I was pretty horny. Having a muscle bound, oiled up stud driving me to my next hole, only increased my desire to fill MY holes.
When we happened upon the next green, there was a group of guys swarming the area. As we approached, I saw what the men were gawking at. Two of the female strippers escorting the men around the course were so drunk, they forgot they were at a charity golf event, and not the club. They had offered up their asses for golfing practice. The men were practicing their puts with their rosebuds. It was a freak show, but a hot one at that. Those girls were on their backs while some male golfers practiced getting a hole in one in their butts. Golf balls were putted into their gaping holes, then they somehow pushed them back out. Pretty sure I spontaneously came in my pants watching that. My male escort for the day had a similar issue.
I suggested we go to the 19th hole and have some drinks. He suggested we go to the 18th hole and fuck. I liked his suggestion better. I grabbed some golf balls with no thought to wear they had been, and we found a secluded area off in the pines. I got grass stains on my knees giving him head. By this time I was a tad inebriated. I had some wild notion I could compete with a bunch of young dirty strippers. I put the golf ball in my pussy and practiced my own form of a hole in one. My stud would catch it in his mouth and spit it back in my cunt. Couldn’t believe I was being so nasty in public with a stranger at a charity event. I consider myself a classy gal, but between the tequila drinks, the sun, the studs and the dirty strippers, I was wanting to get my freak on too.
After demonstrating my skill with a golf ball, I fucked the shit out of that male stripper. He stretched my pussy out more than that golf ball did; he was so big. We went back to the course oblivious to the grass stains on my back and the grass matted in my blonde locks. I’m sure I had that freshly fucked look too. The strippers sure added a certain element to the event. Hey, whatever works right? I mean it was for charity. Lots of money was raised; lots of fun was had; and I got to be a dirty whore for a few hours. Plus I scored free passes to the gentleman’s revue at Big Al’s on Wednesday nights. Looks like I have a new hump day activity!
Ass Fetish is what I am all about!
I love some good ass fetish calls! I had a fantastic time this weekend. So many horny men so little time. I was a nasty dirty mommy. I got to dance around in 6 inch heels and do a strip tease. I even got to play with some new toys! I do love my toys. A big vibrator, some nipple clamps and a BRAND new strap-on! I don’t get to use a strap-on that much! And it was so much fun! It has been a fantastic weekend! I am such a whore! I love it nasty and kinky. That is just the type of woman I am! The type that longs to be fucked. The type that needs it dirty and kinky. The type you have always dreamed about! Don t worry sweetie. I don’t bite…unless you beg me to!
Resurrecting Dead Dick with Great Blowjobs for Easter
Does your wife or girlfriend need some help giving great blowjobs? If you answered yes, then this Easter give yourself the gift of the best blowjob you have ever had. The kind that makes your toes curl and your cock spurt. I fancy myself somewhat of a blowjob queen. I have been sucking cock for a very long time; in fact I consider it one of my favorite pastimes. So this Easter, I decided to resurrect some neglected cocks. I know a lot of men who have likely forgotten how good a blowjob can feel.
First on my list was the head of my department. His wife looks like she has never touched a dick, let alone swallowed one. I went to see him under the guise of helping me with my fellowship papers, and I ended up blowing him at his desk. I don’t think his balls had been drained in a decade. He didn’t last long with my sweet lips wrapped around his swollen mushroom head. I worked my hands and mouth up his shaft until he practically blew a hole in the back of my head form the force of his orgasm. Maybe now that he is a bit more relaxed, he will go easy with the red pen on my last paper.
Second up was my neighbor Tom. He is always so crabby. But no guy I have ever met is in a bad mood after face fucking a girl. I think what makes guys cranky is full balls. Guys are not equipped to go long without cumming. He is always bitching at me about something. Today it was that grass was too high. I wanted to tell him come mow my grass if he is that annoyed with it; but instead I decided to swallow his load of creamy man batter. I’ve met his wife. I imagine her idea of cocksucking is “honey, not tonight, I have a headache”. Well her husband has had a headache since the 80s. I knocked on his door in my yellow bikini to grab his attention. Pushed my way in, and assaulted his cock with my mouth. He didn’t seem to mind the resurrection. If fact he was certainly saying God’s son’s name a lot. “Oh Jesus Christ that feels awesome……” He exploded so much cum in my mouth I looked like a chipmunk. Cum filled up the pockets of my mouth. Amazing how a man goes from cranky to euphoric in no time after having his balls drained.
Final blowjob for the day was more of a mercy BJ. There is a boy in my class who is a virgin still. I was going to put the Good in Friday for him. Poor socially awkward nerd is wound up so tight he might combust. I’m certain all that backed up seminal fluid has a lot to do with it. I had to be more subtle in my approach with him or he might just combust in his pants. I paid him a visit in his cubicle. When I pulled the curtain for a little privacy, he got so nervous. “Relax Percy, let me bring your poor cock to life,” I purred. I saw the tent in his pants. Oh my he had a huge cock. What a shame he has denied women access to that monster in the past. I swallowed every inch of his thick shaft, but by the time my lips reached his base, he erupted a fountain of cum down my throat. I decided he would get a second chance. That cock I had to have in my pussy. Who knew that little uppity boy was packing heat like that
I felt really good spreading some Good Friday cheer resurrecting neglected cocks. I plan to suck many more between now and Sunday. There are sadly so many neglected, even dead dicks in this world it makes me sad. Is your cock in need of resurrecting? Treat yourself to a great blow job with me or one of my fellow sexy sluts. And don’t forget to check out our specials to give you more bang for your buck this Easter holiday.
Foot Fetishes and Cum Drippings
Every stroke of your fetish and cock brings me closer to you. Every pound inside my tight little hole drives me over the edge. With each sound there is a pattern of a an orgasmic dance that is just covered between you and I. Your pleasure of calling me has told me that you want to play the sonnet and the dance that has brought us together. My tits and cunt have waited for your lips and your cock is throbbing from wanting to put it inside of me. You love the fact that I talk when we are fucking and my accent drives you so crazy .With desire that topples over you push into me so hard that you can’t let go of me. I am that fucking lover that just drives you insane! You love the taste of sweetness that I bring to you and the golden locks of my hair just make you go wild! You are hot with every word I say and you just love the accent that gives you so much pleasure! I hold on to the bond that we share and as you fuck me I tell you my kinky nature and it just drives you up the wall! Tonight I felt your cum and fetish and it drove me crazy!
We are dancing to the tune of the fetish and you are fucking me with every stroke of word and message you are telling me. Your cock is so hard and stiff and it receives such pleasure from my words that you just keep on fucking me harder and harder and throbbing to the dance of me saying the words and each stroke of your cock is sending me higher. We have created our own rhythm and each time we fuck you create more then I can bare and it takes me over the edge again!
Ass Sex Porn with a Classy Anal Whore
When I was married, my husband was obsessed with ass sex porn. He watched girls getting fucked in the ass for hours a day. Now, I’m a sex ed teacher, so I am very liberal with my booty. I know how good ass sex can feel. But, my husband for as much anal sex videos he watched, would never fuck me in the ass. He had this Madonna/Whore complex about me. Thought as the mother of his brood, fucking my ass somehow made me a dirty whore. Religion killed our marriage because all the nasty things he got off on, he would not do to me, even though I liked them. Ass fucking, ass licking, creampies, creamy facials, threesomes… I started cheating because I just need fucked.
As a mature woman, I no longer deny myself what I want just because some guy thinks it makes me a whore. I love anal fucking. I’m seeing this guy now, who loves to fuck my ass. It’s amazing ass sex. I love it when he calls me names as he fucks my ass. Slaps my ass, gets a little rough, pulls out and lets me taste my own ass juice on his dick. Rough anal sex gets my pussy wet. My ex hubby is likely still beating off to ass sex porn when he could have had the real thing. So many guys out there, maybe even you, have a wife who won’t give up her booty to save her life. But don’t you worry, my ass is always up for grabs. And I don’t care if you are married or single. You can do whatever you want to my sexy tight ass. I’ll be your classy anal whore any day.