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Sexy Babe Serves up Christmas Dinner

Sexy babeJoin me for Christmas dinner? I’ve got a lovely, succulent turkey, seasoned up just right. I can lay a slice across one breast as I scoop some mashed potatoes and gravy onto the other one. I can already see the gravy dribbling over the sides and down my breast to the valley between them both, leaving a red trail where the warmth touches. I have some delicious cornbread dressing that you can nibble off of my stomach, and a green bean casserole that you can tongue out of my belly button. I can even put a dollop of cranberry sauce on or with any of these. And the crème de la crème? I have a lovely sweet potato pie that I can lay just at the very top of my cunt, and I can drench it in whipped cream, letting the cream work its way down onto my lady lips, down between them, and onto my clit. I would like nothing better than a tongue bath from you as you enjoy your entire meal, before we fuck like animals.

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Had to take my Harley in for some work and found a new garage. This was my kind of place, full of hot guys! When I walked in, I certainly grabbed their attention. Everyone stopped what they were doing and they just fawned all over me. I guess they don’t see too many women with Harley’s that are as small as I am. Well, I can handle my bike and I can certainly handle my men. So, when one of them began to tease me and ask if that bike was really mine, I gave him a little attitude. He asked what other tricks I had up my sleeve. Wouldn’t you like to know, I said with a smile. The other guys all laughed. Well, I said I really enjoy sucking cock and gangbanging in garages. You could’ve heard a pin drop. C’mon boys let’s play, I said as I started by removing my shirt and bra. Who is going to eat this pussy first, I asked. It didn’t take long before I had all four of them at my mercy sucking and fucking me silly AND I got my bike work done for free!

Time to get ready!

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When most girls get ready for a date they spend hours making sure that everything is perfect. They want perfect hair, perfect makeup, and a perfect wardrobe choice. Well, I’m really only concerned with a couple of things being perfect for my date, my wet little pussy and tight little ass. I know that that is the only thing that my date is worried about, so why waste the effort and time on anything else? I had a naughty man from down the street that was supposed to come over to my place for dinner tonight while his wife is visiting her sister out of state. I knew he was coming for “dinner” but I knew there was only one special on the menu that he was interested in, me. I made up a fancy meat and cheese tray, had a couple bottles of wine ready to go and then I realized it was time for me to get ready. I set out the lingerie that I was going to wear under my sheer black dress and grabbed my favorite glass dildo. It has four knobs, which means 4 times the pleasure. I plunged it deep into my dripping pussy, covering it with my sweet juices, getting it ready to go into my perfect little ass-hole. I can tell what a man wants just by looking at him, and I knew this guy wanted anal for dessert. Now that I’m ready and waiting, I just can’t wait to hear that doorbell ring!

Sexy Babe For Hot Holiday Fucking

Hot fucking over this Holiday weekend with a sexy babe should be your main focus for escape. Seriously, I know you will need to step away and whack off a little in the midst of all the Holiday festivities. But you are in luck! I am going to be around as much as possible to take care of those throbbing cocks.

I’m your late night whore for the best phone sex and can always be available with an appointment and pre-payment for any of my off times. I love getting my pussy all worked up and squirting on a nice fat fuck rod. I would love to be your dirty secret for Holiday jerk off fantasy sessions. I am a very open minded slut that can’t fucking stop thinking about sex.

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Great Blowjobs from a Sexy MILF Phone Sex Slut

great blowjobsMy best friend’s son paid me a visit to say Merry Christmas. I know it is wrong to seduce your BFF’s son, but he is legal age, even if he is not old enough to drink, he is old enough to vote which makes him old enough to fuck. Right? I can’t help it if my great blowjobs are so legendary that he got wind of the rumor and wanted to see if it was fact or fiction. Young boys need good head. Sexy MILFs need hard cock. It really is win win. I invited him inside for some cookies. MILF n cookies! We were catching up when I saw the bulge in his pants. I teased him that my cookies must be really good this year.

milf phone sexHe turned red with embarrassment. I assured him that there was no reason to be ashamed.  In fact, I invited him to feel my wet pussy to know that the feeling was mutual. He did more than feel! He finger fucked me like we were porn stars. He found my G spot. I was squirting all over his hands. I was a bit embarrassed, but clearly I didn’t need to be because he had a huge hard on. What happened next was the stuff wet milf phone sex dreams are made of. He went down on my sloppy wet pussy, while I contorted my body in the 69 position to down his hard cock while he ate my pussy.

mature phone sexAfter some mutual oral gratification, we fucked. I fucked a young man I have known since he was a boy. I fucked the son of my best friend. Pretty sure that violates some friend code, but I couldn’t help it. He was handsome and hung. Plus, he made me squirt. No man has ever made me squirt before. I fucked that boy in every position we could physically get in too. We could have illustrated the Kama Sutra! I got the Christmas gift of a hung hard cook. He got the Christmas gift of a sexy MILF pussy.

Tennis! My new favorite sport!

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Well guys, to be quite honest, I’ve been kind of bored lately. I decided that I needed to find a new hobby. Some sort of sport would be great; it would keep me busy and I’d get a bit of exercise to keep this tight little ass in shape. What better sport for a lonely housewife than tennis? I know there are plenty of rich guys at the country club that wouldn’t mind doing a few lines of coke, playing a couple sets, and then pay me to suck the sweat off of their cocks. One of the Pros offered me a few complimentary lessons since I was just a beginner. I found tennis to be an exhilarating sport, but the part I like the best is showing “coach” a few of the things that I’ve learned in exchange for him teaching me how to play. Give me a call if you want to give me a few good hard lessons, or we can skip straight to the showers, your choice!

Completely Wasted

best phone sexI dont really remember much of last night except being faced down in a toilet most of the night puking my brains out! Normally I can handle my liquor but something about last night really got me shit faced. I think one of my normal johns spiked my drink because I remember getting my ass hole stretched out with fingers and a tongue around the rim. I also remember kind of having cum drip from my ass hole and a bit of tenderness from the rough handling! I wish I could remember just what happened to me last night or what the hell I did. Where the hell did most of these bruises come from and why do I remember so many different cocks cumming down my throat! Ugh I still feel like shit today but I am still so freaking horny too!

Getting Fucked

Best phone sex My cunt is so fucking wet for you baby. I haven’t came today and I ready to bust, and it could  be you if you call me baby. You can call and blow my mind with how good you fuck me. I can please you better then any other girl I promise. I would love to just hop right on to that big fat BBC. Big black cock is my favorite kind of cock, It is always fucking big and makes me squirt everywhere. I would love to have a threesome with some of my neighbors, especially banging the husband right in front of his wife. That would be so fucking hot don’t you think? I just wanna have some fun and get fucked hard..

New Car Itch

best phone sexI went shopping for a new Audi today, and I saw her sitting on the showroom floor and knew immediately that she would be mine. That must be how men feel about women most of the time, and in a way this car was my girl, too. Though I didn’t need to drive it to knw that I wanted the car, the sales person insisted that we go for a drive. As I drove along, I noticed that his eyes were glued to my legs. I had on a short dress and heels. You know, I had been so focused on the car that I didn’t even realize how hot this guy was. Once I realized it, though, I couldn’t stop thinking about getting it on with him. I wanted to do it right then and there. So, I pulled over and when he asked me how I liked it, I leaned over and kissed him. It was hot and heavy immediately so I unzipped his pants and climbed into the passenger seat sitting on his lap, and riding his cock till we both exploded. It felt really good to be spontaneous like that, and I ended up getting a great deal on my girl.

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The best phone sex is wild and kinky!  I’ve always had this nerd girl side of me I don’t let out much. Considering I don’t meet the social stigma, it’s easier to keep it under wraps than to constantly defend my geekness due to having tits and a twat. But a few times a year, I get to go somewhere that I can truly be myself, one single word that means my freedom. Convention. I know what you’re thinking, LAME! Oh fuck no it’s not! If you have never been to Comicon you would know how many scantily clad hotties and horny cosplays that run around there. Whether it’s a slutty leah or a super retro sexy Red Sonja, these bitches got sexy geek appeal. This year, rather than go in my favorite style of Amy Pond seeking her Rory, (only you fellow Whovians will get that one) I went simply as supergirl.

Sure enough it didn’t ake long for a sexy babe to meet me in the photo booth to finger fuck the shit out of my perfect pussy! I wonder who else I can get into me?  I know someone would love the great blowjobs I give!

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