Shopping for sex toys is just so much fun! The things that run through my mind while I am looking at all the amazing things on the shelves should often be kept to myself. But sometimes I can’t help but share!
This morning there were so many new and inventive toys to look at and marvel over that my mind was running crazy. And then in the corner, all alone was a pretty blue vibrator. Simple in design. Classically sleek. As soon as I picked it up it took me back to memories of long ago.
You see my daddy bought me one very similar when he was teaching me how to be a woman. He called it “Little Boy Blue”
Little Boy Blue and I had many play dates, often beginning with this little girl blue blowing daddy’s horn before Little Boy Blue could come out and play.
Sometimes daddy would use Little Boy Blue on me and make me all creamy and wet. And sometimes daddy would lay back and rub his big, hard horn, nice and slow in long steady strokes while telling me what he wanted me to do with Little Boy Blue.
I would lay with my legs spread and my pretty pink pussy would get so wet watching his breathing get deeper, waiting for him to squirt that sweet and salty cum, following his every direction and hanging on his every word.
I knew in the end he would lick my sweet juices an I would lick his and then he would hold me as I snuggled into his hairy chest and listened to his heart beat before falling asleep.
Category: Best phone sex
A Married Guy, A Preacher And His Dad Walk Into A Bar….
The question is not, “Who’s more likely to get fucked”, but rather, “Who’s first?”! Everyone who knows me knows I have a sex addiction. But it is so much more involved than that.
It’s not just the sex. It is the forbidden fruit. Sex is sooo much hotter, more erotic, more all consuming and seductively naughty when it is with a man that is “off limits”! Married men. Preachers. Relatives. Fathers of people I am dating. If the guy is off limits, it just makes me want him more! And let some girl walk in and think I can’t get her man! I will have him in ten minutes!
I know all this is wrong and that’s what makes it so hot! Add the chance of being seen or getting caught and I can practically cum without even being touched!
My heart starts to race, my tight little cunt starts juicing….then the aching starts. That ache a girl gets when she needs to have a cock stuffed inside her, filling her up, stretching that fuck hole to it’s limits!
When that achy feeling starts, no cock is safe!
It’s like I have cock vision! I can seek them out….the ones that can get good and hard and fuck a girl the way a slut should be fucked.
Yeah, that’s right. I know I am a slut. No point in pretending. I will never be the one you bring home to mama but I’ll bet your daddy would love me!
Toys
I’m not supposed to but I brought my toy to work with me today. It makes the calls so much more fun and the guys love it when I put the phone down there and let them hear my pussy juices. They get so much more into it and they cum so hard that I hear the sperm drops hitting the phone and the floor. One of my favorite guys calls in while fucking his wife. He always slaps her ass so hard that I hear it loudly and she creams so much it is clear that he is deep dicking her just how a man should. He asks me how I want him to fuck her then describes how he is pounding her pussy or how she is blowing his cock. I hear her slurping and moaning and it makes my pussy so wet. I feel bad charging him because I feel like the customer. Then he waits for me to cum on the phone and hangs up. I hope he calls today; I’m going to fuck my pussy with this dildo just like he is fucking her. I fucking love my job.
Best Phone Sex Parties are Unexpected
I was out of town last night. Girls road trip to see a concert. When we got back to the hotel, there was a huge ass party going on in the suite next to us. I had gone over with the intention of asking them to hold it down a bit. When a hot oiled up girl answered the door naked, I changed my tune. “Is this an invite only party,” I asked with a smirk. The girl pulled me into the room, stripped me and oiled me up. Guess this was an open party. There were guys at this party, but they were standing around stroking their cocks watching the girls get it on. I like pussy too.
Plates of drugs were being passed around like candy. Plastic was laid down on the floor. It was so slick from the baby oil it doubled as a Slip n Slide. I took some pretty pill that I was sure would put me on some sort of crazy ride and jumped in for some slick girl on girl action. I was the oldest chick in the mix, but I didn’t give a fuck. What happens in Dayton, stays in Dayton! I tribbed with girls. Grinded asses. Finger fucked oiled up love holes. Used double sided dildos. Licked pussy and ass. And took a few loads of cum to the face from the male spectators.
I have no idea what kind of party that was, but it was fun, hot and slippery. My girlfriends were passed out and didn’t even realize I was not in the room when I slithered back in 5 hours later. I hosed off the oil and jizz, climbed into bed and felt thankful that I am the kind of woman that doesn’t pass up hot fun.
Your wife with other men…
If you come to me as a little sissy faggot you are going to see new things. My favorite thing for you to watch is your wife with other men. What good is a cuckold phone sex boss like me if I don’t make your wife fuck other men or me in-front of you? Your little tiny sissy cock begging for some attention.
But no one wants your tiny 4 inch cock honey. No one. Your wife would rather be finger fucked by me than deal with your tiny cock ever again. Look at us as we lick and tease each other’s bodies. Oh god your wife tastes so fucking good. Her pussy is so tiny tight. Your cock is so tiny you can’t please her or me.
You are going to sit there and watch as we warm each other up for big cock. We are going to take turns taking a 10 inch cock. We are going to ride that dick, get that big load of cum in our pussies and you, you are going to eat all the sticky chunky cum. Eat up sissy boy!
Great Blowjobs Lead to Hot Fucking
Great blowjobs lead to great fucking. So anytime I have the chance to school a girl in all things fucking, I start with teaching her how to give amazing head. A guy who has just had his cock sucked like a vacuum cleaner, not only fucks better but is more in tune to your body. He wants to return the favor. Good head begets good head. And as a woman, nothing makes us moan more than a man who will spend hours between our legs worshiping our pretty bald pussies. I had a girlfriend over last night who sadly is lacking in the blowjob skills department. I invited my neighbor over. He was happy to provide a test cock. I showed her how to use her hands and tongue in unison. How to caress the bulbous head of his shaft with the soft part of her mouth. Even demonstrated how to make the testicles throb. She had never tea bagged before. He was leaking pre cum all down his shaft as we worked our mouths on his rod. Of course once he was fucking rock hard, we had to fuck him. But not before he ate out both of our pussies until his face looked like a glazed donut. Good cocksucking leads to pussy squirting every time.