Great blowjobs can be taught, but most of it is instinct. Some women, with all the tutelage in the world, will still suck at giving head. Then others just need the right instructor. I am a great cock sucker. This woman came to my private practice. She told me her husband has been complaining about her oral skills. I wanted to get some more information. I rarely just trust what a husband says. Men often try to blame their short comings on their wives. If they have a small or broke down cock that does not work, they often blame their wives. They blame their skills and appearance. It is a dick move. I am a phone sex therapist, so I can coax information out of rejected wives. She was a hot woman. I decided to test her blow job skills. I brought in a stud I use in my live therapy classes. He is hung. He knows bad head. My client was a great cocksucker. But maybe she is just a great cock sucker for great cock. Hot chicks who can swallow a big dick do not need to stay married to a tool with a tiny cod. I watched her share this monster cock with me. She was scared at first, but that was because her husband made her doubt her skills. She had mad cock sucking skills. She polished his knob in less than three minutes. I have never made him cum that quickly, and I made sure she knew it. I could see her face beaming. She was happy to be a part of this. She was happy to receive praise. There is nothing wrong with the woman. It is all her loser husband’s fault. He has an underwhelming dick that hardly brings out a woman’s Linda Lovelace side. The next step is to bring her husband in for phone sex therapy. That shrimp dick needs to talk to a woman not afraid to point the blame at him.
Category: Phone sex therapy
Sexy Women Masturbating
Men love to watch sexy women masturbating. I love to be watched playing with myself too. In my counseling sessions with couples, I always encourage mutual masturbation. One of the best ways for a man to learn how to please a woman is to watch her make herself cum. Guys are a little bit easier to figure out. But mutual masturbation is good foreplay as well as educational for the two lovers. I had a coed pay me a visit during my office hours last week. She was nervous. I could tell something was weighing on her mind. I had her sit in the chair. I gave her a low dose edible to relax her. It would take a bit to kick in, but pot is legal in California, so I pass out edibles like candy because it is a great relaxer. I use edibles for my sexually repressed women, my test anxiety students and my nervous coeds. I was not sure Taylor’s problem, but I got it out of her eventually. She has never had an orgasm. She has been fucking for 4 years now, but no orgasm. I was in shock. I thought coeds were much more enlightened than I was at their age. Her current boyfriend broke up with her because she is frigid. She did not even know what that meant. I keep sex toys in my desk. I know. I am a naughty teacher. Once that edible kicked in, she was putty in my hands. I mean putty. Her problem was she had never masturbated. She did not know how to make herself cum, so I helped her. I showed her how I masturbated. I lent her some toys and she blossomed in front of me. She came like a dozen times. Drenched my chair with her cunt juices. I can get a new chair. It was amazing to watch this girl make herself cum for the first time. She was not frigid. She just did not know how to please herself to tell someone else how to do it for her. This problem had a quick and happy solution.
Pot Smoking Pussy Pics
If you want to take a sexy ass pic of me smoking pot then all you have to do is invite me over to get high, simple as that! I love to strip down and get really sexy when I’m stoned, no matter who I’m with or where I am. If I’m looped and loaded then my lovely funbags, lustful ass and luxurious pussy are free for all to enjoy.
There’s just something about cannabis that makes my clothes fall off and I have a sugar daddy who uses that knowledge to his full advantage. Every time he re-ups, he always invites me over to sample the goods and sweeten the pot, no pun intended. His hook busts out the stash, I take a few bong rips or toke on the circulating blunt, then I peel out of my skin tight dress without fail just before the money is exchanged. Once the clothes come off, the phones come out to start snapping and filming my nude and knackered exploits. You know dudes when they see a naked woman, gotta record every inch of skin they can for their handheld spankbank!
Sometimes I just dance around and twerk my ass for them, but if I’m really faded I’ll start whipping out cocks to suck without even asking for permission. My masterful mouth always makes them want more so I know that if I start blowing then we’ll end up fucking, no doubt. The only thing that makes weed better is steamy loads of hot cum and my daddy’s condo is the perfect place to get both!
Whatever happens, the presence of my wet ass pussy during the drop off always prompts the dealer to lower the price of a pound for daddy which makes him really happy, and when he’s happy, I’m happy! I’ll get naked for anyone he wants as long as he bakes me out first!
Scissoring My Sissy
This is a black hottie needs a submissive slut to call sissy. I’m unsure as to why I haven’t found one to dress in slutty outfits and fuck with my massive thick strap on yet but, I’m sure someone could fix that for me. Every divine Queen Empress, such as I, deserves to have a pansy little pussy to play with. I would make them wear crotchless panties, so I get a nice view of their man pussies as they kiss the ground before I take each step. I would treat my sissies differently than others and if they worshiped me or made me happy enough I might even let them get a dose of this pretty punnani. I’ve been told that most sissy girls have such tiny cocks that they look like swollen clits in their panties. Hearing that makes my pussy drip because I love the feel of a clit against mines. I cannot stop thinking about how sexy it would be to scissor a throbbing little clitty while I laugh at the thought of them trying to please me. I want to humiliate that little dick bitch as they work to make me cum. I would probably laugh and embarrass them the entire time until they had no choice but to stop bumping coochies with me and eat my black snatch until my chocolate melted in their hand. I know this may be different than how other mistresses treat their sissies, but a girl can dream can’t she?
Sexy Chicks Should be Size Queens
Sexy chicks love to suck cock, even this mature sexy chick. The thing with me, however, is I only suck big cock. My days of acting like a sardine cock is the best cock I have ever seen are long over. In my private practice and among my friends, I always encourage women to cheat on tiny dick losers. When men bring their wives to see me for couples therapy, they expect me to be anti-cheating. I am pro woman and only anti-cheating if a small dick loser is cheating on a woman well out of his league in the first place. Tough love, losers. Size matters. I make women cock size queens like me. Women have a right to hear from another woman that they deserve better. Women marry for so many reasons, and never once is a great lover at the top of the list. They sacrifice sexual pleasure to make their parents happy, for financial security and because their biological clocks are ticking. No woman I have met who chose those things over sexual pleasure is still married, myself included. I have been married twice and divorced twice. Now, I am a cuckold phone sex therapist helping women learn from my mistakes. Women do not need men for anything but a nice cock. I am not so cold as to say men are obsolete. But I do not believe in a soul mate. I do believe if a woman can learn to love an ugly guy because he provides well for the family, she can learn to love a man who is not very smart but makes her cum so hard every single time. Women can get their emotionally needs met through good female relationships. They can get their financial needs met by being confident and brave. But their sexual needs? They need a man with a big cock for that. So yes, when you come to me for therapy or call me as a phone sex therapist, I will advocate for your woman to get the cock she needs elsewhere if you have a small dick. You want her happy in every way if you truly love her, right? Suck up your ego and realize that she deserves sexual pleasure too.
Hot Sexy Woman in a Bar
If a man sees a hot sexy woman and thinks he should have her, well, he usually turns into a dog. They’ll stop at NOTHING to get in a woman’s panties. Are you that kind of man? And do you get mad if you get rejected? See, you’re exactly the kind of man I want to talk to right now. You might think you’re an alpha male that any woman would be lucky to have in her bed. But what you really are is far from that. You’re a fucking loser with an overinflated ego. But more importantly, you’re the kind of man who is perfect for tease and denial.
I can spot men like you from a mile away and I love fucking with you in bars. I’ll dance right up next to you and grind all over you. From the way that I’m acting, you’ll think you are going to take me home with you and score. That’s never going to happen. I’ll get you all turned on, tell you to go pay the bar tab, and then sneak out and catch an Uber before you even know I’m gone. Go home and jerk off alone, you fucking loser.
How I Spoil Daddy…
My sugar daddy spoils me so much sometimes I like to treat him to a three-way with a sexy slut just like me! I called a kinky brunette over for some play time with me and daddy and we had so much fun using all her holes and making her our cum slave. I sat on her face while daddy fucked her pussy, I loved hearing her moan into my cunt as daddy pounded her just right. I scissored with her and we squirted all over each other as daddy stroked his cock, watching us get so fucking filthy for him. Eventually daddy opened up out tight little assholes for some fucking and the sexy brunette even got anally fisted before daddy came all over my tits! It was a wild fun night and daddy sure was grateful to his favorite phone sex princess!