Category: Phone sex therapy

Global Love Day Therapy

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Let us celebrate Global Love Day with a phone sex orgy, all united as we jerk off and spread the word. Love is a global thing and I believe I will fuck and suck cocks of all races and colors to prove my intention of World Love and Peace. Acceptance of all types of human love and expression unites us as sexual human beings. So, to all of you gay, lesbians, sissies, and others who engage in alternate forms of love expression, my phone lines are open to you. Please share with me your unique way of endulging. Maybe your way entails being fucked in your man-pussy or sucking some faggot cock. Open your hearts, minds, assholes, mouths, and wallets as you participate in Global Fuckfest Day. I’m ready to hear those kinky stories and secret desires that will have us both jerking off. A little phone sex therapy is just what the doctor ordered. Grab that lube and your favorite toy and make that call.

“Be a part of it. Spread the word. Share your love.”

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Ride me, cowboy!!

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I often imagine what it would’ve been like to be an Old West prostitute, a saloon whore. Can you imagine how much sex these girls got, in a world where there was a shortage of women? I cream just thinking about a line of men, all hot and ready for me. Horny men came in from all over to fuck those women after being on the trail for weeks. They were tired of jerking off or fucking horsies. They wanted a sexy, good smelling female form to fuck. I think it would’ve been fun to get all dressed up in stockings and frilly dresses and servicing cowboys and outlaws. I’d be the notorious flirt in the saloon, trying to get the best and wealthiest for myself. Or maybe the one who was reputed to have the huge cock. I’m take him upstairs, wash the trail dust off, and slowly suck that swollen cock.  I’d lie back on the bed and let him crawl between my legs, easing his cowboy cock into me for the ride of his life. He’d pump that cum build-up into me as I begged for more. When I got done with him, no other whore would ever make him happy.

Or maybe I’d get a nasty outlaw, one who liked to play rough. He’d slap me and pull my hair as he plunged his dirty dick into my cunt. I’d fight back and claw him, my pussy soaking as I got off on his abuse. He’d fuck my ass violently, taking what he wanted and filling me with cum. I’d smile and take it, knowing he would be back to pay me in stolen gold.

In reality, these girls had it rough, but it’s so much more fun to fantasize about it my way!!! Hey, cowboy, you ready for a ride?

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Phone Sex Therapy is Sissy Humiliation When You are a Pathetic Cotton Tailed Fairy Like

phone sex therapyFaggy pink bunnyis in much need of some phone sex therapy. This sissy fairy let a 28 year old college student force her into this shameful bunny outfit. Look at her. Isn’t she pathetic? A young college girl, more than half the age of our company sissy, humiliated her in public with a sign and this outfit. I mean really? Talk about sissy humiliation. This just about takes the cake. It is one thing to let us phone sex gals humiliate and shame her, but to be forced into wearing such an outfit in public prancing around singing little ditties about the Easter Bunny, has to be the ultimate degradation.

sissy humiliationDeep down inside Sissy Fairy Fag courts such humiliation because she knows she is shameful. I mean, she has her own page with a phone number of 1-800-LOSER. She has been seen in adult baby garb prancing around like a little teapot about to spurt. She is a poo poo princess pansy too. Don’t know what that means? Consider yourself lucky and a real man. That means that this little fairy fag walks around, even sits in her own waste. That is right, this sissy is so shameful she poops and pees in her diapers and gets joy out of the humiliation we  bestow on her. It is not just pathetic, but disgusting.

tease and denialThat young college girl is a sissy trainer in the making. She saw that Sissy Fairy Fag was pathetic and weak. She seized the opportunity to humiliate her further by turning her into a life size Easter Bunny that hopped around town wishing everyone a happy Easter. I laughed so hard seeing that little cotton tailed fag shake her little ass like a princess in broad day light. I can only image that everyone who sees this video gets a good chuckle, which is why I am sharing it. Who doesn’t need a good laugh at a sissy’s expense?

Phone sex therapy for your ass fetish.

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My new client confided that he is a booty man. He worships ass and loves to lick and kiss a woman’s bottom. He was so passionate that I started feeling wet. I, myself, am a total booty freak. A man who can tongue fuck asshole is usually a great lover. I love to return that favor. Like when I give head, it’s not just bobbing on a dick. I give lots of attention to the balls, especially that backside of the balls that most women neglect to lick. I trail my tongue all the way down that crack to the puckered hole. With the tip of my tongue, I rim it, paying extra attention to every little wrinkle and crevice that just cries for attention. I love hearing a man gasp as I make his fantasy come true. I roll up my tongue and slide it into that dark recess, tasting him. Flicking it in and out, I tongue fuck that shit hole. I know your cock is throbbing uncontrollably. Your ass arches a bit as I slide a finger inside. I wrap my lips around your cock as I press inside to manipulate your prostate. Are you ready for more, little ass boy. Or do I need to bring out the strap-on for some real fun?

Cuckold Phone Sex: Do Yo Need Phone Sex Therapy for Your Dick Issues?

cuckold phone sexBeing a cuckold phone sex therapist means I help men come to terms with their short comings. But, I only got into this sort of phone therapy because I have been helping men realize they cannot please their women for decades off of the phone. I even help frustrated married women understand that is not cheating if your husband cannot satisfy you sexually.  I had a couples session in my house the other night. Dan and Lori have not been married long; they are old school religious types and waited to have sex until they were married. Pretty sure the ONLY reason Dan agreed to wait on sex with Lori is so she would not run for the hills once she saw his tiny willy. How he thought he could consummate his marriage with a 1.5 inch dick is beyond me. He is the one that insists on adding the half inch, like that can make a difference. No women fucks an inch worm then fucks an inch and a half dick and is suddenly squirting all over that extra half an inch. I was honest. I explained that Dan cannot please a woman with what he has between his legs ever. Tough love.

I encouraged them to get a sexual surrogate for Lori or they would be divorced within a year. There is always some resistance when couples hear this, so I have a hung lover on hand to illustrate how cock size matters. Joel joined our little therapy session. I blew him so Lori could see how he filled my mouth; what a struggle it was to take his dick in my mouth. She was getting aroused. Soon, she was begging for some of Joel’s dick in front of her husband. Seeing is believing, but feeling  is life altering. Once Lori was riding Joel’s fat fuck stick and squirting all over the place, I knew she would never fuck her husband’s shrinky dick again. I gave Dan the advice I give anyone with a small dick. “She is still your wife. Eat her pussy. Watch her fuck. Enjoy her satisfaction. A good husband puts his wife’s sexual needs before his own.” If you call me for phone sex therapy, I can help you accept your short comings too. A tiny dick won’t ruin your marriage. Your pride will, so encourage your wife to  cheat with hung lovers.

I suggest phone sex therapy for you

phone sex therapyOh you pitiful worthless man, you thought that phone sex therapy with a woman like me was going to be a safe place for you to tell me all of your problems huh? Too bad for you that I turned out to me a major bitch with absolutely no qualms about hurting your precious little feelings! I mean come on cucky! Did you really think that I would be on your side when you told me your wife laughs at you in bed? Ummm hellooooo loser! I would have laughed at that pathetic little clitty between your legs too! Your poor wife must be a saint to stay married to a man like you! I hope that you at least spend a lot of money on her since there is no possible way you could have ever satisfied her with that tiny dick. I bet she cheats on you… I know that I certainly would, but I would do it right in your face and make you watch every second of it. My lover and I would laugh at you and when I compare his cock to yours… well cucky, we both know that yours is going to lose. Honestly, I’m the best phone sex therapist that you could hope for because at least I am honest with you! I told you the gods honest truth loser, no one wants to fuck your tiny little cock! You may as well embrace the cuckold lifestyle because you were so clearly born to be one. So my advice to you is to go buy your wife some pretty jewelry or a nice designer handbag, find her a stud or two with huge cocks to fuck, and be her good little clean up boy when she is finished fucking him. Really there’s nothing else you could do…

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Food fucking Fun

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One of my college papers for phone sex therapy was on the use of food as sexual objects. I couldn’t believe how many people incorporate food or just use food items as a sexual outlet.

Of course, the usual standards were at the top of the list for couples. Strawberries, chocolate, champagne and whipped cream are all well know fuck-foods and perfectly acceptable.

My findings on woman masturbating with food led me to the conclusion that “root” veggies are the favorite followed by gourds and squash. I think the root part is key as root vegetables are so long and firm and hold up well to pussy juice and lube. Plus they can be eaten after they are fucked. Sliding a long hard zucchini into my pussy is way better than a vibrator. And you can custom choose exactly which size and shape fulfills your needs. So much better than picking a man. And you can tell from looking which one is fresh and which one needs thrown in the trash.

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Men prefer mixed veggies and fruit. A nice over ripe melon is prime fuck fodder. Shoving your cock into that sticky sweetness feels amazing, plus it can handle multiple loads. It also reminds you of the round firm melons of women. Men fucking fruits is seen as desperate in men whereas it is sensual and sexy in women.

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Finally, there are the messy food freaks. Like the virgin who fucked Apple pies in “American Pie.” Warm, sticky, and gooey is what they prefer. They really get into their food and want it smeared all over their bodies, plunging their cocks into it over and over. Or stuffing their pussy full. They fuck and eat with abandon. Never miss sex with a messy eater!!!

So which one are you? Come share your story with me in some hot phone sex therapy.

Phone Sex Therapy with Farah

phone sex therapist farahPhone sex therapist Farah is here all day Easter to help you horny boys out. Just because it is a holiday, doesn’t mean you can’t still get some phone therapy for whatever your fetish may be. Like to wear your mommy’s panties? Want to clean up your wife’s pussy after it has been filled with the cum of black men with huge cocks? Want to suck cock like a sissy? Need to be fucked in the ass by a dominant woman? Want someone to hear you walking around in high heels? Need to be shamed for exposing yourself in public? Maybe you need shamed for you itty bitty clitty? Whatever  fetish you have, phone sex therapy can help you. I can help you. I have been in the sex education business for over two decades; nothing shocks me, nothing disgusts me. I am not your wife. You can be honest with me. I keep 100s of dirty little secrets every day. I only shame you for things that are shameful, like trying to act like a man with an inch worm in your britches. I have a tough love philosophy. I call a sissy a sissy; a cuckold a cuckold. But I also encourage deviant behavior, because acceptance of who you are is the key to my therapy style.  You don’t need to pretend with me.

Ready Ramona the Cocksucker

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I had my hot little neighbor over the other night. He thought he was coming over to carry some boxes down to my basement for me. I am pretty sure in the back of his mind he knew damn well what I had planned for us. I could tell when he wore his tight skinny jeans that he was packing quite the cock and I just had to stuff my mouth with that hot young stud. When he knock on my door I answered it completely naked. The look on his face was priceless and actually adorable. I smiled and looked right at his crotch while I invited him in. He was stuttering over his words, trying to ask me where the boxes were. I just giggled as I went forward to pull his dick out of his pants. He did not put up a fight what so ever as I pushed him down onto the couch. Placing my hand on his over sized rod I squeezed it firmly as I began to stoke it. He took he hand and placed it on my head grabbing my hair he began to shove my mouth down on that thick piece of meat. I wrapped my lips around his cock head and slowly sucked him into my mouth, teasing his as I would go half way down then come back up. Doing this over and over then when he is least expecting it I ram my mouth all the way down on his shaft burying it deep into my throat. He screamed out and I suddenly felt a hot explosion in the back of my throat. I made sure not to waste a drop of that salty sweet treat. As I sucked him dry.

Great Blowjobs on a Spring Day

great blowjobsGreat blowjobs give me Spring Fever. There is nothing better than sucking cock while flowers are blooming and birds are chirping. This morning I was out on my patio sipping on my coffee and reading the paper. I was not exactly dressed appropriately for being outdoors, but I was in the privacy of my backyard. Only a couple neighbors could see I was in my bra and panties. I am a bit of an exhibitionist. I have a pretty hot body for a woman in her 40s, and I love to flaunt it. I guess my neighbor lady was  out pruning some bushes. She didn’t appreciate my morning attire. Instead of saying anything to me herself, however, she sent her husband over to ask me to put some clothes on or go inside.

Not a very bright woman to send her handsome husband to the neighbor’s house to ask a sexy babe to put on some clothes. Do you think you would be able to do that without becoming erect?  Well, my neighbor’s husband couldn’t either. He sheepishly told me what his wife said, while pitching a tent in his shorts. I told him I was going inside, suggested he come back after his shrew of a wife went to work. Not 5 minutes after I heard her car leave, he was standing in my living room with his cock out waiting for some fun neighborly action. I crawled to him on my hands and knees. Pulled his dick out of his pants and showed him why his wife needs to worry about me. I give excellent head. He was putty in my mouth. The noises he was making suggested he had not been blown in forever.  The load he gave me confirmed it. Once ladies get a ring on that finger and start birthing brats, they rarely suck cock anymore. If a man is lucky, he has a naughty neighbor like me who loves sucking married men’s dicks. I sent him back home, lighter in the balls and in a much better mood than when he arrived. If your wife doesn’t blow you a few times a day, you better tell her you know a hot MILF who will.