I knew he had to be compensating for something in that big ass jeep, but I did not think it would be that small. I always hear it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean, but it takes a long time to get to England in a row boat. I was going through the drive to get coffee when he rear-ended me, and when I got out to bitch at him, all I could think about is him rear-ending me in a different way. He was dreamy, and had a huge jeep just a sexy as he was. I told him to follow me to my place, so that we could “discuss the details.” Really I just wanted to discuss him naked on top of me. I pulled into my garage, and he followed in after me. I bent over in front of his jeep to “assess to damage.” He grabbed me by my hips, and pulled me towards his crotch. I spun around; I removed his pants as quickly as my hands would allow. I stopped, and tried to hold in my laughter while I threw his pants at him. I made him leave naked he deserves the humiliation for thinking he could fuck me with that little thing. I guess I will just have to make myself orgasm, as usual.
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Goldie Locks
Sometimes I feel like Goldie locks but with three men and not three bears. And all Three men are just right not just one. Three lovely men with their hard fuck sticks. One for each of my three wet warm holes. A spot for each of them to enter deeply inside me and give me such explosive pleasure all at once. The tingly feeling I get when I am plugged tightly in every hole. To feel those dicks all at once sliding in and out of me and not in sync with each other will make my whole body start to tremble uncontrollably and I can’t stop it. And then I start squirting my juices everywhere and again I can’t stop it.
If the price is right
I only fuck with men who have big dicks and fat wallets baby, the only way I will even look your way or pay you any sort of mind and attention is if the price is right for a sexy babe of my caliber. Like I said, the price better be right. I can’t even imagine settling for a tiny micro-penis, especially a broke one! You better overcompensate for where you’re lacking in the manhood department with a huge deposit into my bank account. There’s nothing worse than a bastard that thinks I cum for cheap. Nah sweetie, you are terribly mistaken. Do you honestly think that I would ever even think twice about your existence let alone any sort of sexual activity with you if you didn’t pay up and shut up?!? Motherfuckers like that sicken me. You can look but you can’t touch little bitch. I’ve been way too spoiled with a lavish lifestyle and huge monster cock to ever settle for anything less. There’s no ifs ands or buts about it hun, don’t fuckin even contact me if you don’t plan on dropping stacks on my fine ass. No broke losers allowed!
Backseat Orgasm
When I was younger and I figured out that I could make myself have an orgasm, I did it all of the time. I stopped playing with my Barbie Dolls and started playing with my self. I couldn’t wait to get home from school and get completely naked. I would try cum over and over again until my parents got home. Sometimes the urge to play with my pussy was so strong I didn’t care who was around. I remember going on vacation with my parents and these really long car rides to our destination. I would be in the back seat and dirty thoughts would flood my brain. The urge to cum would overwhelm me, I would put a blanket on my lap and spread my legs. My pussy would get so wet as I rubbed tiny circular motions against my clit. My parents would be in the front seat arguing about directions and I’m in the back seat getting off. When I would dip two fingers into my cunt I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming. The danger of possibly getting caught was intoxicating and I would cum so hard.
Mature Phone Sex Fetishes
Mature phone sex women get a lot of fetish calls. I think it is because with age, comes experience. I have a lot of fetishes I enjoy. I make it no secret that I love cuckolds, but I have a strong shoe fetish. When I was younger, I learned to masturbate with shoes. I like the feel of leather against my pussy. I like the smell of leather too. In college, I would get older men, professors mainly, to buy me nice shoes. I was always able to spot the professor with a foot or shoe fetish. Men can’t take their eyes off my sexy legs nor my sexy feet. I cock tease them with my feet, which makes them weak, so they buy me whatever shoes I want. I am in my forties now. Even though my sugar baby days are behind me, I still have guys buying me designer shoes. I have an entire shoe closet which contains about 500 pairs of designer shoes. Shoes in my pussy will never replace a big cock, however after a disappointing date or as foreplay before a hot one, I pleasure my pussy with a pair of shoes or boots. Sometimes shoes make my pussy feel better than a small cock. Plus, if I masturbate a few times with some fine designer heels, my pussy will be super wet on a hot date with a hung man. He will think it is all him, but you and I will know the truth. Do you have a shoe fetish? What about foot fetishes? They are all connected: legs, feet, shoes, even pantyhose and stockings. I have my share of fetish boys for all those fetishes. Now, I sit at the front of the classroom dangling my feet in front of the students and see what young stud takes the bait.
chocolate cravings
After an epic night of partying with my hoes, I just needed to do get some more. Its like nose candy I swear. You get a bit of it, and you want some more. Maybe I was being too generous and letting my favorite sluts enjoy the BBC I brought over. Today it was all about me! This sexy babe was going to take full advantage of the fact that all my girls were gone and my husband was away on a work trip. I had Leroy and Terrence come over. They both started to fuck me rough and hard they even whipped out the camcorder and made a home video with me. I just loved that they also brought me some angel dust to share and snort right off their cock. The best sight is two big black chocolate cocks right in your face. I had to suck them and make both of them cum before I could enjoy them in my tight twat. They sure did stretch it out a bit. My poor husband will always have to deal with his hot trophy wife serving chocolate dick.
Men These Days
If you can’t buy me a fucking martini and have a decent conversation with me then just fuck off.
What is wrong with these men that have small dicks and can’t keep up with a woman like me ? If you can great, lets chat and have some fun. When I get off work I enjoy a nice book , wine and some great head but I haven’t had any in a little awhile. Is this the generation where men think they have it all figured out they don’t have to put any work in? I get off to my callers more so then the real thing. I guess someone will eventually prove me wrong right ? Who knows if not It’s great I have phone sex might as well fuck my self for now.

















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