I started dating this new guy a few weeks ago, his name is Mike. After a few dates I was ready to fuck Mike but he kept putting me off, and saying he wasn’t ready. I finally had enough and demanded he tell me why he didn’t want to fuck me. That’s when he pulled his pants down and showed me the smallest dick I’d ever seen. I couldn’t help myself, I laughed. I laughed hard, like fall to the floor holding my belly laughing. His face turned bright red and he had the smallest erection. That made me laugh harder. My sister was staying with me and my laughter woke her, she knocked on my bedroom door wanting to know what was going on. I told her to come in and see for herself. Mike tried covering himself, but I made him show my sister and she too fell to the floor laughing. Small dick men are hilarious!! Do you have a small dick?
Category: Small dick humiliation
I am not cheap, better be rich
You want me you can have me, but you gotta flaunt that money baby. I am not a cheap piece of ass with a nasty smelly pussy. I am high grade top of the line pussy that is tight, smells and tastes amazing and I am not cheap. I do have a price and you better be willing to pay it. too. I like a big dick and a huge wallet. You wanna fuck my tight pink pussy, you better have stamina and a long clear schedule. I demand attention and I will give you the wildest night of your life and I will make you cum over and over, but be prepared to worship my body with your eyes, you mouth, your dick and you tongue too. I love my pussy and ass hole licked clean and I want to be stuffed and cuffed, or I can cuff you baby and we can play. I like being the sub and the dominant on, you pick.
Sexy Babe Size Queen
As a sexy babe, I get the pick of the litter when it comes to guys. But just because I can have any man I want, doesn’t mean I do. I am a cock size queen, so just because you are handsome, smart and wealthy doesn’t mean squat if you have a small dick. I need a nice cock. I demand it and I am not against humiliation if you persist with your come on attempts when you have less than 8 thick inches for me. Mike found out last night that I was serious. My girlfriends and I were at a fundraiser for a friend of mine’s daughter. It was at a fancy bourbon bar. I was drinking 20 year old Pappy Van Winkle so I was not taking any shit. He told me he would buy me a bottle of Pappy, which told me he was over compensating. I politely told him I can afford my own and that I was out with my girlfriends. He persisted. I asked him to show me his cock. I insisted I wanted to know what was giving him all that bravado. Well, it sure wasn’t his dick. He had 4 inches at most. I told him I wouldn’t wish his sorry pecker on my worst enemy. He insisted I look again. Even whiskey goggles wouldn’t have made him look big. I snapped a picture and stared showing ladies in the bar his small pecker. I twat blocked him. He learned quickly, you mess with me, you get small dick humiliation. Women were trying to make the picture bigger just so they could see it. He didn’t last long after the all the women he approached after me laughed in his face. I went up to him before he left with his tail between his legs and suggested he buy himself a pair of panties because he was swimming in boxers. That made him cry. I made a man cry. Scratch that. I made a small dick loser cry. A man has a cock, not a clit. Stay on the porch boys if you can’t fuck the size queens.
Little Dick Gary
I have a client name Gary. LOL! I’m trying my hardest not to laugh as I write this… Gary has a really small dick, a real micro-cock. It’s 2 inches when it’s hard. I like telling him he should have been born a female because his cock is like a big clit. The poor man has never pleased a woman’s pussy. He can’t even keep a girl once she sees his small package. He likes to get dressed up in women’s clothing…dresses, makeup, heels, and a wig. He has me call over a couple of male friends with huge cocks. He always says he just wants to compare his little cock to their huge cocks. But he always ends up on his knees with a mouth full of dick. My ribs hurt from laughing at Little Dick Gary.